Day 5: Sighișoara and Regrets

Day 5: Sighișoara and Regrets

 

Well….in real time I’m sitting in Switzerland listening to the noon church bells ringing- about 2 weeks on the other side of this day. It’s the only Romanian journal that hasn’t been written already and sitting in queue. But now that Day 4 has been posted, I have no choice. I have to write Day 5. And it’s a bittersweet endeavor. Because it was such a wonderful day…but also a day filled with regret for me personally. Because I did something so out of my character, and something I’m ashamed of. Something that I have literally thought about every day since and wished I could have done it differently. I guess this journal is in some way my amends. I already know it’s not enough.

As I’ve stated, my airbnb in Sighișoara was an awesome one!! Private, large, modern, comfortable, great wifi. So it was really easy spending my morning working. This was one of only two places where I was staying for more than one night, trying to give myself a little down time. But I did want to see the city. So the night before I did what I always do- google and see if there’s a free walking tour. There wasn’t, but there was one paid tour company that came up- Your Guide in Transylvania. On such ridiculously short notice, I didn’t hold out much hope. But I emailed Emanuel and told him I was free the entire next day, and if there was any availability to just give me the time and I’d be there. I was thrilled when he quickly replied that we could do a 10am tour!

That morning was rainy, so I got decked out in my rain pants and stuffed my rainjacket in my day pack. Emanuel was picking me up, and he was right on time. It was just going to be he and I for the day. PERFECT. I hate other people on tours with me. #elitist I got in, realized his English was spot on perfect, and bombarded him with everything I wanted out of this tour- lots of history, any info on Vlad (this is the city where he was born). I think he was a bit overwhelmed, as I probably said about 10 paragraphs before I took a breath and he pulled out of the driveway! That’s what not speaking English to anyone for 5 days will do to ya! We pulled into a parking lot outside of the historic old city walls, and Emanuel began giving me the history. And his delivery was PRECISELY the type of historical information I like to get on these tours. I was captivated and swept into the story of Sighișoara from the first moment, because Emanuel was passionate about the subject!

The entire old city is listed as a UNESCO heritage site. Let’s do one of my history lessons, shall we?? 🤓 So a lot of different empires have had their fingers in the Romanian pie. Just based on the name, you might have guessed Rome, and you’d be right (more on that in a couple of days). But back in the 1100s, the Hungarian Empire was in control. The King of Hungary wanted to make the area we know as Transylvania (literally “on the other side of the forest”) a “buffer zone” of sorts, to help prevent the pesky (polite term) Mongols from invading, settling, and eventually making their way into Hungary proper. But he had people problem. No one really lived there! Certainly not enough people to create any kind of real city for defense. So what do you do when you’re a king who needs people? Ship ’em in! And that’s exactly what he did. He chatted up some of the German Saxons- who were some of the most skilled merchants and craftsmen in Europe at the time. He made them a deal…move to Transylvania. I’ll give you land, and you won’t have to pay any taxes. Such opportunities didn’t pop up every day in the late 1100s, so many of these Saxons jumped at the chance! The King made good on his promises (that’s a refreshing twist!), and the Saxons settled this remote land in about 1191. Within 100 years, they had built Sighișoara- a fortified medieval city. It became not only a strategic location, but a booming location for trade as well. With trade, comes money and growth, and Sighișoara became one of the most important cities in the region. Now, it is a UNESCO site because of how amazingly well preserved the medieval architecture is. In addition, it’s one of the few “living” medieval cities in Eastern Europe- where businesses still thrive within the old city walls, and residents go about their day to day lives, as they have been for the past 800 years. Wow.

Ok, so now that we have some background, let’s walk through the city! We walked up the ancient road toward the fortified citadel. Here you can see the gate to the city, with the clock tower looming in the background. Emanuel went into this whole description about how invading armies would try to lay siege to Sighișoara- complete with having me pretend to be an invading solider (and not even in a cheesy way, but a really fun and engaging way!). He showed me the city gate, discussed how it would have been set up to keep people out, and even showed me the holes and pieces that were left from where the original gate was! Something I never would have noticed on my own (and THAT is why I do these tours!!).  He showed me the areas around the gate and walls where the citizens would be defending their city from the invaders- murder holes and all. It was FASCINATING, and really brought the entire structure- and city- to life!

Let’s focus on the clock tower for a moment. This current tower was built in 1677, after a fire destroyed the original one from the late 1200s. Below you can see a closeup of the clock and an interesting rotating structure with figures in it. This is the side that people entering the city would see. This little wooden mechanism turns, with the Roman/Greek god for each day of the week on top. There’s a drummer on the left and an executioner on the right- warning people coming into the city to not cause trouble! I’m kicking myself for somehow not getting a picture of the side that faces into the city, but there’s a similar mechanism there as well. Except on this one, the top figure rotates between day and night figures. And below that is another drummer, but also a figure holding an olive branch to represent peace. There’s also a figure of lady justice. This was to symbolize that if you had been allowed to come into the city, you were expected to behave peacefully, or you would find yourself in court! And if you were found guilty of disrupting the peace of this town, well, let’s just say you had been warned of the consequences when you entered (executioner). Again- SO FASCINATING and something I would never have known had I not had a guide!

Once inside the city walls, I could see why this place is listed on UNESCO. It is just gorgeous!! The old buildings, so carefully restored and maintained. Interesting details everywhere you looked. And what I thought was the main purpose of my trip- to see Vlad’s birthplace- kind of faded into the background as I became so engrossed in the history of this wonderful city, as told by Emanuel.

The home where Vlad the Impaler was born around 1430

Me, with Vlad. He’s not thought of as a monster in Romania. In fact, quite the opposite. Many look at him as a national hero for the things he did for Romania that Bram Stoker was NOT inspired by. 🙂

We began walking through the streets of Sighișoara, and I was completely captivated by Emanuel’s presentation of the history. He took me through a little gate into a yard where no tourists were, and told me this was his favorite place. It was the tower of the Tinmaker’s Guild. Remember, this city was founded by merchants and craftsmen- not soldiers. And each of the major crafts, such as tinmakers, butchers, tailors, ropemakers, etc… were in charge of building a defensive tower for the city wall. There are about 8 of these towers in total around the city in strategic defensive locations. If an attack was imminent, women and children would be locked in the church, and the men of each guild would go to their tower to defend the city. Most of the time they were extremely successful (which is why this city is so well preserved). The tower of the tinmakers has some very interesting architecture, that again, you would NEVER notice if someone didn’t point it out! The first floor, which ends right above the covered walkway area, is a perfect square. This was the earliest part of the tower that was built. As the city grew, so did the towers. The subsequent generation of tinmakers wanted to show that they were more successful than those who came before. When it was time for them to add on to the tower, they didn’t want to do the obvious- another square. No, they added a PENTAGON on top. This was tricky architecture for the 1300s- no easy feat! And the next generation? Well, that top story is an OCTAGON!! WOW!! You can’t go inside. It hasn’t been restored and is dangerous. But man oh man, how I wanted to!


Additional towers of other guilds

We came to a covered staircase. Emanuel explained how it had been built in the mid 1600s by the church. The church and the school are at the top of the staircase, so it was built to make it easier for worshipers and students to get to where they were going. Emanuel pointed out that each section had 6 stairs and then a platform, and asked me if I knew what that represented. I immediately guessed that it was a step for each day of the week, and then a flat platform for Sunday, the day of rest. He said that I was right, except it was the day to go to church, not rest!! 🙂 And not to toot my own horn here, but most of the things he asked (many quite obscure), I got, and he was quite surprised! #historyteacher and #logicalthinker

At the top, we saw the school (which is still in use- told you this was a living medieval city!) and the church. Behind the church is the cemetery. And not just any cemetery…a MASSIVE cemetery!! I’ve always thought that cemeteries hold not just bodies, but history. Except you have to be able to read it. Emanuel knew how to read the history of Sighișoara here, and translated it for me! So let me tell you the story of this place and what it has to say…
What you have to understand that these pictures do not show is just how HUGE this place is. What’s the first thing you do when you go into a cemetery? Start reading the headstones. And here, you would see German name after German name after German name, and occasionally a Romanian name. That’s because this is the German cemetery (remember, it was Germans who first settled here). The church keeps immaculate records about who is buried where, and there’s even a map on the entrance gate with numbers to show where the different plots are. But there is a finite amount of room… Here’s how the plot system works. Families buy a plot, and as of now, have to pay 25 euro a year to keep that plot. Of course, over the course of centuries upon centuries, family lines completely die out, and there’s no one left to maintain the payments on the plots. At that point (after 7 years of non-payment), the church deems it as expired, and now other people can be buried there. But Mary, aren’t there ALREADY people buried there? Yep. When it’s time to dig a grave for the new “owner”, any coffin remains are removed and the bones are  put into a bag. That bag is then put into the bottom of the grave, and the new owner is buried over them. Sometimes, the graves are really deep with multiple new owners buried in one plot. Ok, next question. Not just the bones are left from the old gravesite- what else?? The headstones! Obviously those have to go. And the cemetery kind of lines them up like little walls along the paths. These stones are so old that the dates are mostly completely worn away. I did see one that was about 1700. Wow.

So that isn’t the only story told here! Look at this tombstone. We have 3 people buried in this plot. A father, Friedrich, a son, August, and the mother, Elise. Obviously German names. Now look at the word in italics underneath the father and son’s names. These were the professions of these men. Your profession (and you had ONE per lifetime!) was practically as important as your last name. Friedrich was a soap maker. August, a merchant. Honestly, I could have spent hours wandering around, trying to extract the history from this place. It was beautiful, peaceful, and so full of life- which seems ironic but really not.

The 2 hours (plus a little more!) FLEW by. I seriously can not say enough about Emanuel and his tour of this fascinating city. He’s passionate about the history. We discussed meeting up later and talking more after he finished another tour, but I ended up having to work that evening. I asked him for a restaurant recommendation and we bid each other farewell. I headed into the lower part of town, outside of the walls, to the restaurant he recommended. This was my first sit down restaurant meal in Romania, and I was so pleased with the prices! Basically, divide by 4 for US dollar price. I ordered the 1st thing on the menu- the pork and smoked sausages with baked potatoes for $5. Yes, $5. It was DELICIOUS!!!

After lunch, I headed back into the city walls. I had to video EVERYTHING Emanuel had taught me for my students. The city gate, the staircase, Vlad’s birthplace, the Tinmaker’s tower, the cemetery- all of it! As I was wandering, what crossed this recently engaged girl’s path?? Another wedding dress!!!! That’s 2 days in a row, universe. Seriously??

The views from the top of the wall were great. I walked back down, along the river, and to my airbnb, where I spent the evening working. And being ashamed of myself…Sigh. Here we go….

I seriously can not say enough good things about Emanuel’s tour. I recommend it HIGHLY. And what I am about to say is not a reflection on him, but a reflection on me. There was one point during the tour that Emanuel stopped and said, “I hate gay people.” and pointed them out. There was a gay couple at one of the souvenir stands behind us. I was seriously caught completely off guard. I mean COMPLETELY. It was like la-la-la-history-history-history-la-la-la-i-hate-gay-people-history-history-history. This is where I would normally go into momma bear mode, because I am EXTREMELY protective of and vocal about people’s personal choices as long as they are not impeding on my rights (not my “beliefs” but my RIGHTS). And LGBTQ people fall squarely in that category. If you’ve been reading my blog, you can see that I am no shrinking violet when it comes to expressing my opinions- even when I know those opinions are going to be offensive to other people. Being offended never killed anyone. Refreeze your snowflake self and move on with life. However, instead of doing what I would normally do (and have done), I did the worst thing possible. Nothing. NOTHING. I didn’t blink, I didn’t say a word. Why? This is a question I have literally asked myself every day since that moment. I don’t have a good answer. Well, probably because there is no good answer. Look, Romanian culture, especially in these smaller towns, is VERY conservative. I get that. I mean, they are only thirty- THREE ZERO- years out from overthrowing their communist government.  And I know that in that moment there was nothing I was going to be able to say or do to change this person’s mind. However, what I should have done, what I wish I had done, was speak up and voice my opinion. Let him know that this speech is NOT ok. It’s so far from ok, it would take light years to get to ok from here. I will say this, how in the world did he know that I wasn’t gay (well, except for the fact I told him my boyfriend had asked me to marry him!). How did he know my son wasn’t gay? Someone else in my family? My friends (they are)? I mean, from a human point of view, feeling like that toward a group of people is just disgusting. From a tour guide point of view, it’s disgusting AND stupid. But enough about Emanuel and more about my role in this situation. The only reason for my complacent silence that I can figure out (and believe me, I’ve done a TON of thinking about this) is that I didn’t want to ruin the vibe of the tour, because I was enjoying the hell out of it and learning so much. THAT IS SUCH A PISS-POOR CHICKEN SHIT OF AN EXCUSE THAT I MAKE MYSELF SICK JUST TYPING IT. But it’s honest.

Emanuel may read this. He may be angry because I mentioned it. He shouldn’t be. HE decided to make this a part of my tour, and if those are his beliefs, he should own them. Maybe it will cause him to question his views and really think hard about why he “hates” people who have zero impact on his life. I really hope so. If nothing else, maybe it will cause him at least to not spew such hatred in front of clients who are paying for his services. I mean, he did a lot of talking about his belief in God, and I didn’t feel the need to pop out with, “I hate Christians (I don’t, but there’s a point here) because I’m an atheist.” There’s a time and place for things. There’s NO time or place for hate, but I assume you understand what I mean.

There really was no way to write this that someone somewhere couldn’t read their own biases into it and wind up offended. Sorry, not sorry. This is my honest account of what happened and that’s the bottom line of it. Believe me, the person offended the most here (other than the gay couple who are clueless to the situation) is myself. Offended that I was such a chicken shit and didn’t speak up for that couple who had no idea what was being said about them. Offended that I wasn’t true to myself. Like I said, this has eaten at me for about 2 weeks now. Daily. And here is what I have promised myself. I will never EVER stay silent again. I don’t care what the situation is. And if that is the lesson I learned and paid for with my silence on this day, then I can live with that. I have to.

CONTINUE TO DAY 6

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Day 6: Transfăgărășan Adventure!

Day 6: Transfăgărășan Adventure!

 

I lazed around this morning, savoring wifi while I had it and trying to get some work to do. Tonight, no wifi for sure and most likely not even any phone signal. Because today was not about culture or history- it was 100% about scenery! Left at 11am and headed for my one and only destination for the day- the Transfăgărășan!

I was thrilled to death that it was on rural roads out of Sighiosara, and hoped it would stay that way! The problem with taking the back roads out of the main town was that I didn’t pass a gas station. Well, I had half a tank…should be ok. The rural villages were just LOVELY!! Again, so many beautiful things to see, and nowhere to pull over for a pic. Grrrrrr! But, there was a lot of traffic on this trip….


Soon the road turned toward the Făgăraş Mountains. And I saw a sign for the Transfăgărășan! So why did I come here? Well, it looked cool, it was between two of my main stops (Sighosoara and Sibiu), and there was a super cheap airbnb ($16!!). The road wound through lush green forest, climbing and climbing.

Soon the forest kind of disappeared, and I was climbing a mountain. The road was like a jar of hairpins that had tipped over! I literally could not believe what I was seeing. Waterfalls were pouring out of EVERYWHERE. Some of them big and rushing, some of them small streams that made it look like the mountain was crying from dozens of eyes. It was surreal. I was pulling over to every single turnout there was to take pictures! And when I say there is no way the camera is doing any of this justice…believe me.

You can see the road, criss crossing the mountain, with bridges over the waterfalls.

Soon I got near the top of the mountain, and the turnouts were giving me a SPECTACULAR overview of what I had just come up! This highway was completed in 1974. And not just as a spectacular tourist attraction! It was built for fast military access over the Făgăraş Mountains, in anticipation of a potential Soviet invasion. Hundreds of men lost their lives building it. BBC’s Top Gear has named it the best road in the world. I am a believer.

I arrived at the airbnb for the night. It’s at the top of the Transfăgărășan, just on the other side of a long tunnel. Access is through a gap in the pilings of said tunnel, and I missed it at first. It’s easy to miss! Got turned around and  pulled into the parking lot. This place is remote. Super remote. I could only see one building from where I was and it was empty (I know, because there’s where I thought the bnb was, parked, explored, and realized it wasn’t!). A woman came out to greet me. She didn’t speak much English, and well, unless we’re talking about entering a chicken (I know the Romanian words for enter and chicken and that is the extent of my knowledge!), my Romanian is useless. Her name is Elena. She showed me inside and gave me a bunk bed. There were about 8 in the room. There was a cozy fire going, it was starting to rain, and the view was just INSANE!! Oh, and there’s a dog that is seriously as big as a freaking sheep!! I think we communicated that he’s 10 months old, but I’m not sure… The toilet was Asian style #squat and I don’t think there’s a shower. I knew there would be no wifi, and I was shocked- SHOCKED- that there was just barely enough phone signal to get a text out to Brian. No worries, one night only and I NEEDED this. I needed to be out of my comfort zone, to be remote, to unplug (she says as she writes this, but if I can’t watch CNN on youtube, that is unplugged!!).

Elena offered me some kind of drink. I couldn’t figure out what it was because it was in a water bottle, and she couldn’t tell me, other than it sounded like “Plinka”. What the hell….when in Romania. She poured it into a tiny mug that looked like it was made for a leprechaun, and I tasted it. Yep, alcohol. SUPER STRONG alcohol. Me and alcohol are a big nope. I drank about 1/3 of it, then discreetly ditched it in the sink… I later learned that it is Pălincă- a traditional fruit brandy made generally with plums.

Soon a big group of Germans (about 8) came in. They spoke German and English all mixed up (literally sentences would be part German and part English!), so I could make out some things. I turned around a couple of times when they said something of interest in English and smiled at them, but they didn’t acknowledge me, so I retreated back into my phone to text with Brian. My fault. I just kinda suck at that sort of thing. They left after about an hour.

It was shortly after that I got hit by a feeling of loneliness like I’ve never had while traveling. I felt so completely alone and isolated. Here I was the only foreign girl in the WORLD in this crazy unique airbnb at the top of the Transfăgărășan, in a really remote part of Romania, with an INSANE view out my window, watching a storm roll in over the mountains, and I was about to have a mental breakdown. It was just this feeling of disconnect, and if I could have transported myself home right that moment, I would have. Shortly after that, Brian texted, “Do you know anything about a special delivery for me?”. I lied, “No”. It was his birthday, and I had a German Chocolate cake (his favorite) delivered to his work. It was about half an hour after that that I realized the source of my loneliness. Guilt. This is 3 out of 3 times that I’ve missed his birthday because I’m traveling. ☹ I’m going to start the paperwork to move his birthday to mid September when I get back. I’m always home in mid-September. Maybe we can roll a few years off of him while we’re at it. Old chap has one more year to go until he’s 50. I’M TOO YOUNG TO HAVE A 50 YEAR OLD BOYFRIEND!!! 😜

It was after 8pm and I was freaking starving to DEATH!! Elena had literally been in the kitchen for over 3 hours straight cooking. A group of 3 young English guys came in. It was apparent that they were staying for the night. They immediately went for the Plinka!! I walked into the bunk room after a bit, and ugh. One was in the bunk above me and the other 2 in the bunk right next to me. Not long after, Elena FINALLY brought out food! A super delicious soup that was heavy on the soup and light on the pui (that means chicken for those of you not fluent in Romanian poultry like myself!) and some bread. I ate all of mine. She cleared the plates, I sat there for maybe 10 minutes. It was almost 9, so I decided to just go to bed. Went into the bunk room and started organizing. Not long after, Elena came in and said “Food?”. Apparently there was MORE food! Yay!! Because I was still hungry. This time it was fried pui (drumstick), mashed potatoes, and some kind of sauce on the side with a tomato and cucumber salad. Very, very tasty!

After that, I was definitely ready for bed. The English guys were at one table, about 5 Romanians who had come in earlier were at another, drinking Plinka. I worried that it was going to be a long, noisy night. Put on my sleep mask and settled in. Much to my surprise, everyone was really quiet and I slept great!

CONTINUE TO DAY 7

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Day 7: Sibiu, My Adopted Grandma, and French Kings in Corvin Castle!

Day 7: Sibiu, My Adopted Grandma, and French Kings in Corvin Castle!

 

Woke up the next morning to the 3 young English guys walking around in their black boxer/briefs. Maybe mixed hostel rooms aren’t such a bad thing after all… 😉 (See, Cheri?? Told ya!!) While waiting on breakfast, I had a nice conversation with the guys (now fully clothed 😑) about what we were all doing in Romania. Breakfast was AMAZING!!!!!!! Holy crap!! 2 eggs fried hard (thank god, because runny yolks make me want to hurl), tomatoes, cucumbers, and 2 types of sausage. The little sausage links were OH MY GOD TO DIE FOR! Literally, best sausage I’ve ever had in my life! Right after breakfast, I packed up and headed back down the Transfasagaran. The views were just as breath taking as yesterday.

A gorgeous drive brought me to my first stop of the day- Sibiu. I didn’t have this city on my “to do” spreadsheet, but Emanuel had mentioned it was really nice, so I decided to stop and wander around. There was a bunch of pay to park places, but I saw free parking right in front of a big produce market for 2 hours. That should be plenty! Parked, and headed up the cobblestone streets, not really knowing what to look for or expect. I made my way to a HUGE plaza! Like MASSIVE! From there, I just kind of wandered around taking pictures.

There was a little shop on the side of the street with a line. I could see that they were opening (it was 10) and there were a bunch of bread things in the window. Ok, I’ll give it a go! Got in line, looked at them, had zero idea what they were. Well, they were all called covrigi, so I knew that much! The lady in front of me picked the variety called “visine”. Fine, that must be good. Bought one (it was like 75 cents). Bit into it- cherry! So now I have a new word. Visine is cherry. 😊 Chicken, enter, and cherry. I’m on a roll (no pun intended!). Kind of a perverted one from the sounds of it, but I’m learning the language!

I strolled through a beautiful shaded park, where men were around tables playing cards. Wandered through the city and found the Liar’s Bridge- apparently if you tell a lie on it, it will shake and make weird noises. My exclamation of “I am fluent in Romanian.” didn’t produce those results, so I’m #skeptical.

Now one thing odd that I didn’t notice until I downloaded my pictures, were the roofs of these houses. Notice anything kind of weird (and eerie!) about them?

THE HOUSES HAVE EYES!!!!!!! <insert horror scream 😱> I found it to be so weird, that I actually googled it to see if it was a “thing” or if I just had a vivid imagination (2 sips of Palinka will do that to you….). Sure enough, it’s a “thing”! The Eyes of Sibiu! They’re attic windows, to cool the houses. But the effect is quite striking! I wish I would have noticed it while I was there…I would have been on the look out!

Found my way back to the car, and decided to take a stroll through the market. It was MASSIVE!! Along one side were storefronts selling all kinds of meat and cheese and such. Under the tents, more produce and flowers that you could even imagine! I wasn’t planning on buying anything, but a little old lady with a bunch of blackberries caught my eye.  I felt guilty, but I had to take a picture of her. I continued wandering around the market, and finally decided I just had to buy some berries from that woman! Went to her stand, and some guy was there, tasting the berries. He looked at me and said something in Romanian that I easily figured out just from his look and tone was, “These berries are crap.” I tasted one and overly gestured about how good it was. Screw you, dude. He walked off. I pointed to one container and handed the lady 5 lei ($1.25). When I had walked through the market, there were about 3 other berry vendors. Every one of them had bigger berries (almost twice the size), shinier berries, and fresher looking berries. But none of those vendors were as beautiful as this woman. That’s what sold me on her. Oh, the stories I know she could tell….Unfortunately, they probably included words other than chicken, enter, and cherry, so there’s that. OH! And I learned the word for apple!! Mere. 4 words down umpteen thousand to go!! 🙂

My berry lady. How do you say, “Will you be my grandma?” in Romanian?

Out of the city, back on the road. I was heading toward the Dacian (ancient people of Romania) ruins- Sargizegetusa Regia. I put into google that I wanted my route to be “no highways”. I was happy to see the sunflower fields made another appearance so I could actually get a picture of them!
I drove on roads where I didn’t have another car in front or behind me for miles, and would rarely meet an oncoming car. It was FABULOUS! Well, there were the typical Romanian traffic jams… 😉
And after being in the car for a few days, I finally knew all of the words to Strongest. What in the hell am I talking about? WHAT?! You don’t know Strongest?! It’s only THE most popular pop song in Romania!! Good lord, people, get some culture!! 😜 I know this because it plays a least a dozen times a day on the radio (it doesn’t matter what station). And it’s super catchy. And I may or may not have been singing and car dancing on more than one occasion to it…

Honestly, it was a pretty long drive for me. I was over 3.5 hours in of just driving since I left this morning. So I was really happy to see that I was approaching the ruin site! 1 mile, .5 mile, 150 feet- I was there! But…there was nothing. Except a paper sign in Romanian on the side of the road in the weeds that said something about archaeology and no access. WHAT THE HELL???? I pulled over and did some googling. Well, apparently this was the WRONG site. The main site I was looking for was 1.5 hours in the opposite direction!!!!!! GRRRRRRRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!! I swear I could hear evil laughter coming from the Google Maps app… Ok, fine, whatever. I had two things planned in this area over the next two days, with an Airbnb in Hateg, and no idea where I was going to stay the next night. I had booked the Hateg bnb at the last minute a day or so ago. That one, and tomorrow night, were the only ones I didn’t book in advance for some reason… Anyway, I was right in the city of Hateg, it was about 2pm, and I didn’t feel like driving another 3 hours roundtrip to the ruins. So I decided to go to my other stop in this areas- Corvin Castle.

Drove toward Hunedoara. As I got into town, there was this MASSIVE house (mansion??) in the weirdest style I’ve ever seen in Romania- kind of Asian inspired or something. I thought it was super strange, and that it must be an Asian business owner showing off or something. I also thought that the people of Hunedoara must think he’s pretty damn obnoxious. But then I saw another house in the same style. And another. And then a whole little neighborhood of them!! Research says that they were built by some Romani people (an ethnic minority). People know them by the highly derogatory term “gypsy”- and people should understand that this is NOT a term they should use. With that social lesson out of the way (you’re welcome), from the research I found, the houses were built illegally (without permits and such), and their extravagant appearances are thought to have been funded by money from crimes committed in the UK and there is talk about tearing them down. Whatever the deal is, they really do look out of place!

Made it to Corvin castle. Parked on the street for free (with all the other locals!) instead of in the lot, and walked to the castle. From the outside, this looked way more like a Dracula castle than Bran did!! I was afraid it would be packed since it was so late in the afternoon, but nope. Paid lei ($ ) to get in. No sooner did I step into the courtyard, that I had an acute attack of #castlefatigue. I have been in so. many. freaking. castles. in the past several weeks. Enough already. (Don’t you feel sorry for me? 🙄 Castle Fatigue- a disorder of privileged people.) Well, I had paid my fee and was in, so might as well have a look around. I’ll admit, I didn’t pay close attention to the signage (even though most of it was in English), because again, I was kinda over castles at this point. It was built in the 1400s. It’s one of the largest castles in Europe (seriously, it’s pretty big- there are a lot of rooms and staircases and walkways and such).

There was a room where there were lots of pieces from the original castle (pieces of columns and crests and such), and some copies of things that were there but are now in museums. As I was sifting through…what to my wondering eyes should appear?? A fleur de lis??? With a CROWN on it?! Oh hell yes! I sensed the presence of my kings- all the way in ROMANIA of all places!! I really perked up and started paying attention! True fact: The cure for castle fatigue in Romania is the sight of anything related to my French kings!! Upon further inspection, I found another piece with 3 fluer de lis on it- and this one had a sign…in Romanian. 😑 But all I needed was one word…VALOIS!!!! That was one of the major dynasties of French monarchs!! EEEEEEEK!!! The French Religious Wars!! Salic Law!! Ok, I’ll stop. I promise no French History lessons in Romania. Sigh.

Probably the funniest thing that happened to me the whole time I was in Romania was as I was leaving the castle. There was a torture exhibit, but the name was in Romanian. I was taking some pics of the castle, and an Australian guy told his wife, “That says Extort the Tourists”. I chuckled at him. Good one, sir. Good one!

Drove back on a different road (because I HATE to take the same way twice!) to Hateg to my Airbnb. It was a really nice little place- private room in a house, but very clean with a large private bathroom and only $20 a night! Oh, Romania…I am enjoying the hell out of you!!

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Day 8: Sarmizegetusa Regina and Sebes

Day 8: Sarmizegetusa Regina and Sebes

 

Up bright and early to hit Sarmizegetusa Regia (the ruins of the ancient Dacian people and another UNESCO site) when it opened at 9. The plan was to have a fairly easy going day adventure-wise (just one), then get to the bnb that I booked last night by noon and relax, work, blog, and do laundry. The drive from Hateg to the site was just stunning. I swear, Romania is so gorgeous!! I was on rural back roads the entire hour and half and couldn’t have been happier. And there were even a few places to pull over and snap a pic! I was the first one in the parking lot at 8:48am!! Woo-hoo!! But no sooner than I started walking up the long path to the site, cars started pulling in. That put a giddity up in my hitch, because I wanted to be the first to the top!! And I was.  Went to the ticket counter. 10 lei. I headed toward the site and saw an audio guide icon. Went back. 20 lei ($5). A bit pricey, I thought. But ok, I’ll bite since I know zilch about this place. I should have saved my money. The audio guide was pretty bad….

Path from the parking lot to the site. It’s about 1 mile uphill, but not steep. Easy even for out of shape me. 🙂

So who are these Dacians (that I, admittedly, had never even heard of)? Well, honestly, we don’t really know much about them. They left no written records. And what records there are were written by the Romans, who conquered the Dacians about 1900 years ago. There were a bunch of different groups of people running around in the general area of present day Romania and parts of Eastern Europe. By about 500 BCE (2500 years ago!), the Dacians were a distinct group of people. It took them about 400 years to really get organized and build a serious civilization (I see why- this place was so remote there was no way they were going to get a phone signal, much less a data connection!). One of their kings moved the capital of the civilization to Sarmizegetusa Regia around 50 BCE. The next king really grew the civilization in the early 90’s CE. So much so, that he caught the attention of the Romans. Something you probably didn’t want to do back then… Especially if you were sitting on large gold and silver reserves as the Dacians were… The Romans first marched in and attacked in 102 CE. After that, the Dacians actually rebuilt Sarmizegetusa Regia and their other cities in the kingdom. So the Romans came back and issued the final crushing blow in 106 CE, ending the Dacian kingdom and heavily colonizing the area.

The Dacian site had 3 main parts to it. The fortress, the sacred area, and the settlements where the people lived. The fortress (or what was left of it) and the sacred area are the only parts open to the public. The first part you see is the fortress, or what is kind of left of it- basically some block walls, and some rock rubble.

I continued past the fortress area and followed the path to the sacred area. Now THIS is where things got interesting!! The first thing was an original portion of a road that led to the sacred place- about 2000 years old! And on the opposite side of the path from that was a break in the trees, and my first view of the VERY impressive sacred site!

There were remains of the column bases of temples. Now, we aren’t really sure what gods the Dacians worshipped, but we do know they were polythestic. The first picture is the “new” temple that was being constructed with that 2nd wave of Romans came along. The second picture is of an older temple. And there was a picture of what the temples would have looked like assembled, which was helpful.

Honestly the thing I was most impressed with was connected to this big round thing carved with notches like a slice of pie. There was signage that stated it was an altar. But the impressive part was that those notches were where “liquid” (the audio guide didn’t elaborate, dammit!) from sacrifices would run off of the altar. Ok, that’s cool, but the BEST part was where it would drain into. There was an entire sewer type system installed, that ran through the area and off into the woods. I don’t know why, but I was all about that sewer system! In fact, I did a whole video for class about it!

Most normal people (those who are not infatuated with ancient sewers) are most impressed by the huge circular temple in the middle of the lower field. It was originally built out of stones and wooden timbers, the latter of which has been recreated to show the shape of it. Like the other temples, this one would have had a roof on it. Again, not much is known about their religion, but there are concentric circles that make up the temple, and it’s thought that the innermost circle would be the most holy of the areas, with only the high priest being able to enter. Hmmmm….sounds a lot like the “holy of holies”…. The arrangement of the stones has been compared to Stonehenge.

I was at the site for a little over an hour, then headed out toward Sebes. Reached my airbnb right at noon. Maria, the host, didn’t speak English. We already know how fluent I am in Romanian. Unless we were going to be talking about entering a chicken with an apple and a cherry, I was screwed. But- she did speak SPANISH!! Woo-hoo!! A language that I can actually speak in semi-coherent complete sentences (all in the present tense, but still)!! And we communicated absolutely perfectly in Spanish! There was something about being able to use Spanish in Romania that was quite satisfying. I mean, I’ve used it all over Central America and Cuba and been fine. But to use it in Romania and have someone understand what the hell I was saying- well, I kinda felt like a rock star. No lie. I easily impress myself.

Maria left and I had the entire apartment to myself. I think the apartment buildings here might be a throwback to the communist times. They have that “blocky industrial” look and feel to them. But the apartment was large and lovely. And the best part (aside from only being $42 for the night)- A WASHING MACHINE!! My gummy ass, stinky shoes were long overdue for a solid washing… Put everything in and headed out to find food.

There was a grocery store and a pizzeria close by that Maria had shown me on google maps. First, the grocery store. It was really small and didn’t have anything I really wanted (like a damn roasted chicken- my kingdom for a roasted pui!!!). But lo and behold, they DID have Dr. Pepper! I couldn’t believe it! I have enough of them though from my spree in Bucharest, so I left empty handed and decided to go get a pizza.

Sebes is not a tourist town in the least. It was ALL locals here, which was nice. I walked through some more apartment blocks to the pizzeria which….was closed until 5. I’d die on the streets of starvation by then. Quick check of the map showed another restaurant called Restaurant Parc which was in…well, the park! I checked the reviews online. People said decent, cheap food, but menu in Romanian and no one speaks English. Hmmm. Intimidating (not withstanding the fact that I hate to eat in restaurants alone), but I’ve got this!! Walked in, sat down (nice view over a pond), waitress brought me a menu. I said thank you and she said you’re welcome. Well, probably everyone knows that. She brings me over a menu. Sure enough, 100% Romanian and all text- no pictures. I could pick out porc for pork and chicken is the first word I learned (pui), so I could tell the differences between those, but otherwise, flabbergasted. I pulled up google translate and started the laborious process of typing stuff in. The waitress came over and asked “Do you need help?” OH HELL YES!! Engliiiiiiiish!!!!!! She explained the menu to me, and I chose a pork cutlet with vegetables (traveler’s scurvy, the struggle is real) and a Pepsi. Food came, was really good, and less than $7 for the whole thing. I was rather pleased. 😊

That brown building on the right over the water is the restaurant.

Back to the apartment, hung out laundry, showered, worked, blogged. It was good to just chilllllllll for an entire afternoon. Tomorrow would be my last day with the car…

UPDATE: THIS happened to the road to Sarmizegetusa Regina about 4 days after I was there!! It’s closed now for an indefinite amount of time. I’m so lucky that I was one of the last people to get to see it! Hopefully it will be reopened soon.

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Day 9: Turda Salt Mines and Arriving in Cluj-Napoca

Day 9: Turda Salt Mines and Arriving in Cluj-Napoca

 

The last day with the car. Kinda bittersweet, I suppose. I love the freedom of it, the adventure. But as much as I love Romania, I feel my time here coming to an end. Giving up the car is just the first part of making that real. My plan was to leave at 7:30 for the hour and a half car ride to Turga for my one adventure of the day- Salina Turda…the Turda Salt Mines. They opened at 9. Fate stepped in, in the form of the airbnb host showing up about 20 minutes late (my fault) and a couple of wrong turns that required some backtracking (google’s fault), so I ended up arriving about 45 minutes later than I planned. The drive from Sebes to Turda was nowhere near as glorious as all of the other days. Not a single place where I wished there was a turnout for a photo op. It was all main roads, very industrial for quite a ways, then just big open farmland. Eh. The least exciting of all the drives I have done over the past week, but considering all of the awesomeness I have seen, I can’t complain!

I pulled in at 9:45. Um, apparently this is a SUPER popular place on Monday mornings, because I literally got the last parking spot in the lot!Everyone else was having to park up the road a ways. There were even huge tour groups here- both school kids and adult tourists. Dang!

Went in and paid my 35 lei for entrance and parking (like $9). There were signs about a free audio guide app you could download on your phone from google play at izi.travel. Super cool, and there are places all over the world on the app!! I’m keeping it! Ok, with audio guide downloaded, it was time to head into the mine. And honestly, I had ZERO idea of what to expect. First, you descended a ton of stairs (FYI: Romania is not the place to be if you have mobility issues, just saying…). It got colder and colder as you went down. I am deathly afraid of even the thought of being cold, so when I researched and heard about people saying it was “chilly”, I decided to wear my ski pants from my Iceland/Scotland trip to stay warm. Those, a tshirt, and my rainjacket in my day pack. Well, apparently I have acclimated to cooler climates, because even though the mine is a steady 10-12 C (low 50’s F) year round, I never had to put my jacket on. Regular pants would have been fine.

Got to the bottom of the stairs, turned left, and said out loud, “What in the WORLD?!”. It was that shocking! This huge tunnel called the Franz Joseph transportation galley. It’s 917 m long ( over 1/2 a mile!!)- most of which was carved in the mid 1800s. After the mine was closed in 1932, it was used as a bomb shelter for the people of Turda, and then for cheese storage!! HA! Now it’s the main hallway for tourists to access the various parts of the mine. The tops of the walls are unbelievably smooth- with a marbled look to them. The bottoms of the walls are crusted with salt crystals. One little Australian boy was running his hand along it and stuck his fingers in his mouth, proclaiming it to be “really salty!”- much to his mother’s dismay.

Different tunnels and room branch off of the main galley. One is a medical treatment room, which is kinda interesting. You could see the patients inside through the glass (no tourists allowed), but I didn’t take pictures because, well, seems like that stuff should be private. Another path led off to a little room with some old mining tools and a staircase. I headed down. And OH. MY. GOD. There was this MASSIVE elevator shaft going down into the Rudolph mine!! You could either go down the stairs, or down the elevator. The line wasn’t terrible, but longer than the 4 minutes it said it would take to use the stairs, so I opted for stairs. To get to the stairs, you had to traverse an INSANE balcony thing that was about 17.395 miles long, barely attached to a wall, and about a zillion miles above the mine floor below. Fear of heights kicked in, and I basically scooted down the side with the wall, which was nowhere near far enough from the edge of the balcony for my liking. Made it to the stairs- 13 floors down. My knees said, “Screw you lady, we prefer the elevator.” about halfway down, but at that point I had no choice. Turned a corner and could really see the mine for the first time (since I refused to get near the balcony wall earlier). HOLY CRAP!! There was a FERRIS WHEEL down here!!! Made it to the bottom, and there wasn’t just a ferris wheel, but ping pong tables, pool tables, a playground, bowling- and an amphitheater for concerts….SO COOL!! You could see the salt stalactites on the ceiling- they grow about an inch a year and fall off when they reach about 3 meters (9 FEET!!).

I walked around a bit, and found another balcony. What the….???!!! There was another huge drop with a LAKE AT THE BOTTOM OF IT!!! Come to find out, this was the Terezia Mine- the oldest chamber where salt extraction started way back in 1690! You had two options to get to it. Elevator or stairs. Knees said, “You know what you better choose, bitch, or we are going to take you out.” Sigh. Luckily the line wasn’t long, and I only had to wait about 10 minutes (only 4 people per trip). Once down, there was a bridge to a little island made of salt waste, and you could rent boats. Mining stopped here in 1880. The walls and ceiling (120 m high!!) were just spectacular. Went to head back up, and the line for the elevator was about 25 people deep. At 4 people per trip, that was going to take forever. Knees were hating down, but might be ok with up. I decided to risk it. Holy heckle majeckle these stairs and the platforms between them were SO NARROW and steep!! People were coming up and going down, and you’d have to wait on the tiny platform in between flights because two lanes of traffic wouldn’t fit on the stairs. Then, people would have to squeeze by you. As we kept going up and up and up back to the Rudolph mine, people were huffing and puffing and making silly “I’m going to die” noises. It was kinda fun and we were all in it together. Breathlessness and exhausted muscles translate into every language. 😊

The ceiling of the mine. Waaaaaaaay up there!!

Made it to the top (barely), and from there, I was back in the Ruldoph mine (with the ferris wheel). Which meant I still had a hell of a long ascent to get back to the top! I opted for elevator. This one took 7 at a time, and I only had to wait for 2 cars. (video).

The wooden stairs are on the left- with a light on each floor. Elevator shaft on the right.

I headed back down the long Franz Joseph galley, and visited some of the other rooms. One was the extraction/trolley and the winch room. So the salt from the Rudolph mine was placed into huge buffalo leather bags (interesting, huh?!), and pulleys brought them up to this room, where they were put into trolleys to be sent to the surface. The trolleys were horse powered- literally! And it’s super sad. ☹ One or two horses were hitched to each arm of the winch. There was no electricity in the mine until 1910, so in the late 1800s when the winch was built, the room was only lit by torches. The horses would go BLIND after about 2 weeks of being in the mines, because when they were taken outside, their eyes couldn’t adjust to the sunlight properly! HORRIBLE!! After about 6 months, the horses were no longer able to work at maximum capacity and were “retired”. I hate to think what that meant….

There was another mine that you couldn’t see down into, but the marbling on the walls was just spectacular. From there, I headed back to the main galley and walked all the way to the end, where it dead ended. From that point, you could see the old original exit of the mine waaaaaaay down a tunnel. And that was the end of my mine tour. This was a really interesting stop, and I’m so glad I did it! Quite unexpected and unusual, for sure!!

A short hour long drive brought me to Cluj-Napoca- my final Romanian destination. I found Autonom and dropped off the car. Super easy!! From there, it was just a .8 mile walk to my airbnb. With the pack and the freaking ski pants, I won’t say it was the most enjoyable walk of my life, but I lived! I turned into the courtyard where my airbnb was, and LOOK WHAT IS LITERALLY RIGHT NEXT DOOR TO ME!!! Dear Coincidental Universe, There’s a point where you run the punchline into the ground. I’ve got it. Enough. Love, Mary.

Courtyard looking out from my door

That open door is my apartment. Do you see what kind of shop is RIGHT next to me?! 😛

Gorgeous church right across the street. This place is in the middle of old town.

Now, I will say, I wasn’t expecting much out of this airbnb. It was $15 a night for an entire private apartment. Yes, you read that right. $15 for an ENTIRE PRIVATE APARTMENT. I was spending 2 nights here. Imagine my surprise when I opened the door to what is now my most favorite airbnb in all of Romania!!! It is SO CUTE!!! There’s a nice little desk with a chair, a kitchen with a microwave (I was beginning to think those hadn’t made it to Romania yet, as it’s the first one I’ve seen!), a little fridge, and a sink. A cute bathroom where the toilet and shower are all just one room, except it’s big enough that they feel separate. A set of bunk beds downstairs, and a little loft with another twin bed. And not stark and plain like most of the places I’ve been in- this one is really decorated so cute with art and knick-knacks! The building is old- really old. From the literature that is in the room about it (in Romanian), it appears to have been built in 1597!! LOVE IT!!! There are even some exposed original interior stone walls which give it such a historic feel. Plus, it is literally right in the middle of the old town! The cathedral is right across the street! Seriously, the location, size, amenities, fact that it is all mine, and is only $15 a night- holy fuck, I’m moving in permanently!!

First order of business was food. I had only eaten a pepperoni stick and a granola bar all day- and the last meal was lunch at about 1pm yesterday- 24 hours ago! Walked to Carrefour and got a loaf of bread, a couple of bananas, a bag of chips, a candy bar, and 2 Dr. Peppers. $3.75. As I walked through the city, I was really digging the vibe. It’s very different than the other cities I’ve been to. A much younger vibe to it- a little more Westernish with more of a progressive feel. Tons of cafes and such. Super cool place. If I had to live in Romania, this is the city I would choose. Came back to the bnb to start work and…..NO WIFI (insert scream 😱). Something was wrong with it, the host is in Serbia and won’t be back until tomorrow morning. Oh well. Good excuse for a nap. I will have a LONG day of work ahead of me tomorrow, plus my very last Romanian adventure. I can’t believe my time here is almost over. 😢

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Day 10: The Botanical Gardens and the “Haunted” Hoia Baciu Forest

Day 10: The Botanical Gardens and the “Haunted” Hoia Baciu Forest

 

So the wifi still isn’t fixed. Sigh. And I had some work that I really needed to get done this morning. Oh well, what can I do? I know! Go to the botanical garden! 🌹🌺🌻🌼🌷😀

It was a little less than a mile, so I walked. I’m telling you, the vibe of Cluj-Napoca is AWESOME!! It’s a university town, so that brings such a different feel to it. It’s just so busy and modern and cafes and younger people and…just cool! All of that, in a setting of beautiful buildings! Seriously, I could move here. Every modern amenity right at your doorstep, and the whole of Romania to explore just outside!

This is what I call a “cake” building. Decorations look like delicate icing!

Arrived at the gates of the botanical garden, and paid something really cheap- maybe like 10 lei ($2.50) to get in. WOW!! What a beautiful garden! It’s been around for almost 150 years, and is now a part of the university. And for being in the middle of the city, it’s pretty darn big- 14 hectares (34 acres!). When you first walk in, you enter the “Ornamental Garden”. It’s so nicely landscaped, and the flowers just just lovely!

This is the statue of the founder of the gardens- Alexandru Borza

Continuing down the path, you come to a large building, that is the botanical museum. A botanical museum? Hmmm. I stepped inside and was the only one in the building. And OH. MY. GOD. Talk about super cool old school botany!! I’ve seen labs like this for animals (especially for fish and invertebrates when I was studying marine biology at Texas A&M at Galveston), but NEVER for plants!! There was row upon row upon row of preserved specimens. Some in jars, some dried, some pressed. There were fossils. There was EVERYTHING!!! And it was mine, all mine!! Oh, but my little science geek heart was in heaven! 🤓😇 What a fun and unexpected find!

The rose garden is in front of the museum building

The garden is separated out into a bunch of different manicured gardens, each with a particular focus. But there is plenty of “wild” here, too. With huge trees and overgrown brush, a little stream, and lots of trails wandering in and out. You really felt like you were miles away from any kind of civilization.

Japanese Garden

I got to this and turned my happy ass right around. Bridges…there’s always a bridge… Dear Romania, Bridges should have ALL of the slats! Love, Mary

Manicured gardens, a botanical museum, wild areas….what more could you ask for? How about GREENHOUSES!! They were HUGE and just beautiful!! Some of them were closed, but there was a complex with 3 really big ones joined together with a main building that were open.

Like seriously, these were so big that I could have laid in them and not touched the edges!

I spent about an hour and a half in the gardens and loved every second of it (well, except for that bridge!). And now it was lunch time and I was starving!! I headed back into town to try to find some Romanian food. Came across a little cafe (I suck for not remembering the name of it!!), where the menus were in English and the waitress spoke English as well. I ordered a plate that had 4 cabbage rolls with some kind of minced meat inside, a piece of ham, and something that looked like sauerkraut but was not. It was WAY better than sauerkraut! All of that for I think 15 lei ($4.25).

Came back to the airbnb and YES!! The wifi was back up and running!! Did some work and blogging and packed up for tomorrow. 😭😭 But no time for crying! I still had one more Romanian adventure up my sleeve for the evening….a night tour of Hoia Baciu- one of the most haunted forests in the world…👻👽💀😲 Of course, Brian was thrilled to death that I was going into some dark ass haunted forest in the middle of the night alone with some Romanian guy I found on the internet. 🙄 You picked a traveler for a fiancee, babe. #dealwithit

I met Alex of the Hoia Baciu Project at 7pm for our 4 hour tour. The main reason I was going was to get some creepy stories and do some filming for my “Fantastic Beasts” class. When I got in the car, Alex asked me what I knew about the forest. I told him that I hadn’t done a lot of research, because I don’t like to go into adventures with a ton of expectations, but I knew that it was very haunted. He immediately said, “It’s not haunted unless you bring your own ghosts.” Um, ok, that’s not what’s plastered all over your website. Way to IMMEDIATELY kill the vibe of a haunted forest tour before we even get to the damn forest. Minus 5 points….

We parked along the road outside of town at the bottom of a really big hill. At the top was the forest. We started hiking up, and soon reached a place where there was a hole through the trees- the portal to Hoia Baciu.

Forest at the top of the hill

View of the Cluj suburbs from the top

In we go!

Once you step in, it’s almost like the forest closes in behind you. We didn’t walk too far until we arrived at a clearing. Not just any clearing- THE clearing. This is supposedly the most paranormal place in the forest. And this is where I’ll give a bit of an explanation. I am a logical person. I am a scientific person- with a science degree and I teach science. I live off of rational thought, not emotions. And on the flip side of that, I have had this weird ability to see and feel and know things other people can’t since I was extremely young. In fact, my first memories are from around 3 or 4 years of age and having “experiences”. And they have continued throughout my adult life. It’s not something I experience every day. It’s not something I pursue. It’s not something I enjoy. It’s not something I want. I was taught that they were bad and I would go to hell, so I quit talking about them and kept them to myself for many years. As an adult, I found out I was adopted. And lo and behold, it “runs” in the family. That said, I didn’t come into this forest looking to find something or expecting to feel anything.  I’ve been in places that are supposedly super duper haunted and felt nothing, I’ve been in normal places and felt all kinds of things. No control over it (which is why it’s not my favorite personality trait…).

So back to this clearing. It’s this huge area where there’s nothing but some grass. No trees at all. It’s literally like there’s some kind of force keeping the trees from taking root inside. I will say, it does look really odd and out of place. There are stories of UFOs and ghosts and all kind of things here. Alex showed me some pictures and give me a little information about the legends. I told Alex someone should come in there and do soil samples and try to figure it out- maybe there is a chemical reason behind why the trees don’t grow here. Because I will ALWAYS default to a scientific and logical explanation over a paranormal one.

People come into the clearing and camp and do rituals and things…here’s a fire ring left behind

That little gap between the trees is supposed to be the most haunted area of the clearing

We went inside the gap. There was this weird zig zag tree that some researcher on Hoia Baciu claims was perfectly straight 20 years ago. Alex and I don’t believe that for a second.

Inside the forest looking toward the clearing. You can see how the plants just stop at the perimeter. Weird.

After we went through that clearing, Alex asked me if I was sensitive to paranormal things (I hadn’t offered the information). I told him yes, and that I felt nothing there. We continued on. As we walked and talked, I learned that Alex loves this forest. Like seriously LOVES it, and feels very protective of it. I could tell he really didn’t like the whole “haunted” moniker that it has, even though that’s what he’s built his business around. He seemed truly fascinated by the forest, and in a weird way, bonded with it. And I felt like it was bonded with him as well. But more on that later…. We passed by a lot of weird trees, growing in patterns that really didn’t make much sense. I mean, one or two weird trees is one thing. There were weird trees EVERYWHERE! Seemingly growing away from the sun, in arcs, in zig zags. Then we found a mushroom. Alex said to eat it, but just a small piece, because it’s really spicy. What does a solo female traveler do when she’s in a dark forest alone with some guy from Romania she just met an hour ago? Break off a piece and try it! At first, it just tasted like mushroom. But the more I chewed, the more hot peppery tasting it got. So unexpected. Not quite like termites in Belize that tasted exactly like carrots, but interesting none the less! 😋

The “harp” tree

A knot that looks like a face

Peppery!!

Probably the strangest plant phenomenon though was the twisted trees- trees that were literally growing in a spiral. And they were scattered throughout the forest, not just in one place. Of course the paranormal explanation is that its the energy from the spirits or whatever. But there must be a more reasonable explanation. I asked Alex if this was confined to a particular species of tree (that would make sense- genetics!). No. Multiple species exhibit it. Hmmmm. Weird. And it’s most likely not a genetic reason either, because the last picture shows two trees growing out of the same trunk- one completely spiraled, with the most spiraling I had seen on any of the trees, and the other perfectly straight. Explain that shit!! I told him that he had this wonderful botanical department at the university! They needed to come out here and figure it out! He said he had contacted them. They refused to get involved. This place creeps people out and they don’t want to be associated with it. C’mon, Romanian botanists! You’re better than that!!!

Another weird phenomenon we saw more than once was branches that grew down to the ground. That’s right- branches from up above where you couldn’t even reach them would grow straight down to the ground. That makes NO sense!! Plants have hormones that cause them to grow toward the light, not away from it! And the forest wasn’t super crowded with trees, so they weren’t really having to compete for space. This one hit the ground and then instead of growing back up, started growing ALONG the ground. Mind. Boggled.

So the scientist in me was having way more fun in this forest than the paranormal in me. I was fixated on these trees and trying to come up with rational explanations for what I was seeing. It was getting darker and darker, but my eyes adjusted to the light pretty well and I declined use of a flashlight. I had honestly completely forgotten about anything paranormal in my curiosity for these trees. Alex and I were standing there talking about how he, a former physics major, created this business- a topic that I LOVE because I am so passionate about entrepreneurship and really enjoy hearing how people turn their passions into businesses. I could not have had paranormal thoughts further away from my mind. And then, I felt something. It was straight ahead of us on the path, maybe 50 meters up. I couldn’t even see that far, it was too dark, but I could feel exactly where it was. I continued listening to Alex, and then we started walking- toward whatever I was still feeling. I really didn’t want to say anything. Again, this isn’t something I enjoy, and I was having more fun talking about botany and business than boogey-men. Whatever it was wasn’t moving as we approached. But it wasn’t a “person” spirit (don’t ask me how I know, I just know). It was more of an energy, not a spirit. We got closer and closer, and then we walked right through it. I could feel it. I was kind of….I don’t know….crackly- like electricity. But not like electric. Maybe more like that feeling in the air when it’s about to lightening or something. The weather was cloudy, but no storms. We passed through it, and it still didn’t move. It was right in the middle of the path, and maybe covered a diameter (although it wasn’t a perfect circle, I don’t know the shape) of about 4-5 feet. It didn’t feel like a good energy. It didn’t feel like a bad energy. It was completely neutral. Just….energy. As we kept walking, I could now feel it behind me, in the same place as we moved further away.

While we were talking, I snapped a picture toward what I was feeling without saying why. I don’t see anything on the photo, but I wasn’t really expecting to.

Alex was still talking about his business, and I finally had to interrupt him. I told him what I felt. He seemed kind of uncomfortable and said it scared him (which seems weird for a guy who gives tours in a haunted forest!!). I could tell he really didn’t want to talk about it. Ok. 😕 We continued on for a ways, and then turned off of the path and just started walking across the forest floor. We weren’t 3 steps off the path when I felt the energy right on us (we had probably gone 100 meters or so from where it had been). And now it had a feeling. A protective feeling. I got the feeling that it was very protective of Alex and it really didn’t want us to go off of the path. Still, not a “person” feeling to it, like a ghost. Just an energy that was exuding this feeling. I really didn’t want to tell Alex, so I waited until we were almost out of the forest and then told him. I could tell that he still really didn’t want to hear about it, so I dropped it.

The moon was full and shining off of the clouds over the suburbs of Cluj as we emerged from the forest, about 3 hours after we had entered. I don’t know what that was in there. It didn’t scare me at all. It just was.

A few months ago, I never even had Romania on my travel radar. There was a cheap flight from Rome to Bucharest and I needed somewhere kind of inexpensive to spend 10 days before my Switzerland housesit. So, Romania it was! Just like with Hoia Baciu, I came into this country with no expectations. I just went with it. And it never ceased to amaze me at practically every turn! 10 days and I only covered a tiny portion of the country between Bucharest and Cluj-Napoca. But boy, was there a LOT to see!! However, there’s still much, much more to see. Romania is one of those up and coming tourist spots- kind of off the radar now, but it’s starting to get into the sights of many travelers. There’s good and bad to that… Whereas Iceland and Scotland and Ireland have multiple HUGE facebook groups dedicated to traveling there, Romania only has a few, and they aren’t very large. My favorite is Romania Travel, run by Oana. I foresee that group growing and growing in the near future, as travelers learn of the treasure that is Romania, and begin flocking there  for more information. I’m glad I beat the flock. I’m glad there was a cheap flight from Rome. I’m glad I chose Romania.

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Rome Day 1: Vatican, Pantheon, Capuchin Crypts & Priscilla Catacombs

Rome Day 1: Vatican, Pantheon, Capuchin Crypts & Priscilla Catacombs

 

Another day, another plane! We got up at 6, made a pizza for breakfast, packed up, and headed out. Time to say goodbye to Malta. 🙁 Easy trip to the airport, parked the car, dropped the keys, breezed through security, and got to our gate. Boarded my last Ryan air flight of this trip, and am happy to say that my carry on (the big one that is a bit oversize and a few kg over weight) made it on yet again with no issues! Whew! So glad I bought priority boarding for all my budget flights. I think that helps them to look the other way. 😏

Airbnb ($65 a night for our own little apartment next to the metro!) check in was at 3, but I told the host we were landing at 1030, so she graciously agreed to a 1230 check in so we could drop our bags. The train from the airport to Termini station was 14 euros each and a half hour trip. From there, we walked the little over half mile to the bnb. Checked in, dropped our bags, and hit the street for FOOD! Ok. Here’s how lame I am. I’ve really been wanting fried chicken (lame when in Italy, yes, but it’s the result of weeks of peanut butter sandwiches!!). Darling Brian saw a chicken place on our walk to the bnb, so we headed back there and had fast food halal chicken, about 2 steps down from KFC, but worth it. 🍗 Sometimes, it’s the little comforts when you’ve been traveling for weeks on end…
We had a tour scheduled for 6pm, which gave us about 5 hours to cram in as much Rome as we could. We really only had a day and a half here. Why the heck such a short time? Because flights back to Los Angeles for Brian were cheapest from Rome, so it made better sense to fly to Rome from Malta, then to LA. Plus, I got a cheap flight to Romania out of there as well, so win-win. I had spent several days in Rome last year, so I had done the major “must sees”. Brian and I were going to fill in the gaps. But there are some things that MUST be done “when in Rome”. First up, Brian HAD to be able to cross off The Vatican as a country on his Been app. He had no interest in the Sistene Chapel or any of that (and I had done it last year), so we literally hopped the metro, walked to the Vatican, got within the walls, and Brian checked off his app. I asked him if he wanted a pope magnet? A pope necklace? A pope keychain? A pope soap on a rope? Pope nope was his response to each. 😝 See that line of people? All standing in heat that is a degree or two less than hell itself to get into the Vatican. Last year, I bought early entrance, skip the line. It’s the only way to go. You couldn’t pay me to stand in that line… We did get one souvenir from the Vatican- a free water bottle refill…(now, with holy water! 😇) I love all of the fountains around Rome…

Ah, the Vatican. So humble. Just like the story of Jesus riding into Jerusalem in a Bugatti to stay at his 50,000 square foot gilded palace for the weekend… Keep tithing, Catholics! It’s for Jesus!

We didn’t burst into flames upon drinking it. We deem it #heathensafe

Next, we crossed the Tiber River and walked through the city to the Piazza Navona, with it’s beautiful water fountains. This is another of my “been there, done that” moments, but it was still fun to show it to Brian for the first time!

Wound our way around to the Pantheon. Another “biggie” that I checked off last year. And frankly, the one site that really upset me. This was built by the ROMANS. It is AMAZING. But oh no, the unoriginal Christians had to jump in there and turn it into some shrine for saints. Like damn kids who just HAVE to mess with wet cement….I find it revolting and blasphemous to history. Do not get me started on this place… 😡

Look at that gorgeous original Roman brick- standing for over 1900 years…

The Pantheon…a ROMAN TEMPLE. Roman.

Ancient Christian graffiti artists painting over gorgeous original Roman brick…

More walking and gawking. When you’re in Rome, it is imperative that you look down every single narrow street, because you never know what you might find! Like this Roman building incorporated into a “modern” structure. GORGEOUS! Or just a pile of amazing Roman ruins, waiting there like they’re waiting for the empire to rise again and restore them to their former glory…

It was super hot, and about a mile back to the bnb. We decided to take the bus. Not sure who the Roman God of public transportation is, but he/she was apparently displeased with us. The bus pulled in, and we got on. It was jam. packed. Like could not move. We didn’t even make it past the place where the driver was sitting, and a bunch of people got on right behind us. I was trying not to freak out. I could do this for 10 stops. Really. Until at the next stop where no one got off and more people crammed in- to the point that the doors could barely close. What the fuck?! It was so hot, you could barely breathe. People were crammed so close together that you couldn’t move. My claustrophobia isn’t terrible, but it exists, and it was taking all of my willpower to have an anxiety attack. Brian was trying to reassure me. Finally, we got to the Colosseum stop, and just like I thought, a ton of people piled off. We were able to sit down. I will NEVER take a bus in Rome again. Ever.

Chilled at the bnb for a bit, then headed out on the metro to meet up with our tour for the evening. This was something a little different- a tour of the Capuchin Monastery bone crypt and the Priscilla Catacombs with Walks of Italy. Our guide was Melanie. And from the get go, I knew she was gooood. You could feel the passion for the history emanating off of her, and I was soaking it in! Now, the bad news- we couldn’t take pictures in either of these places because the church wants to make money and have you buy photos in the souvenir shop wants you to respect the dead. Good old Christian hypocrisy at its best. Normally, I would take pictures anyway, because if you are selling pictures, it has NOTHING to do with respect. If you don’t respect the dead, why should I? (And why should dead people be respected anyway? It’s not like they care…). However, I did respect Melanie, and didn’t want her getting into trouble. So I didn’t even try to sneak one. That said, let’s “dig in” to the history of these two places (grave pun 🙃 ), and I’ll use other pictures from off the internet so you can see what I’m talking about.

First up, the Capuchin Monastery. Melanie wove the history of these monks in a way that had me completely captivated. A lot of times I’m super interested in a tour. Rarely am I CAPTIVATED. That, my friends, is the difference between knowledge and passion. Ok, so let me try to recap this history in a nutshell… There were all of these Franciscan monks, who were supposed to be all pious and humble and taking care of the poor and shit. Oh, and chaste. Most of them decided those rules were more like “suggestions”, so they tended to take the opposite approach. #typical One group of Franciscans in the 1500s though were firm believers in the rules, and they were kinda making the rest of the Franciscans look bad… So the naughty Franciscans, who were moved and humbled by these other monks, decided to turn their lives around and rededicate themselves to the tenants of their order. Oh wait, that’s not what happened. They persecuted the monks who were doing what they were supposed to be doing and forced them to go into hiding. The persecuted monks added a hood to their robes- called a cappuccio (see where we’re going here??). A few years later, they got permission from the pope to travel and preach to the poor. And the order of the Capuchin monks was born. They lived in serious squalor, but that was one of their rules. However, some biggity wiggity that I forget his name came to power in Rome and was kin to one of the biggity wiggity Capuchins, and didn’t want them living in such a horrible run down church (more because it made him look bad than concern for the conditions). So he gave them another place to live. This place we were visiting today.

One little problem…the Capuchins had been burying their dead under their old church (the one that didn’t exit through the gift shop) for about 100 years. So they packed up what paltry possessions they had, and still had a lot of space in their carry on (this was before Ryan Air). So they dug up their fellow monks (THOUSANDS of them), and brought them with, sticking them in the crypts below their new home. And then one day, they got bored or something (no wifi). Someone decided to go down there and arrange the bones. Like pin them to the ceilings and make chandeliers out of them and shit. Vows of poverty do weird things to you…I vow never to be impoverished! And the famous Capuchin crypts were born. The monks come down here to walk, reflect, and pray each evening- as a reminder that life is short. In fact, there’s an inscription… “What you are now, we once were; what we are now, you shall be.” Lovely. Ok, now that you have the 411, here are the pics… It really isn’t as creepy in person.

Out of the crypt, into the catacomb! We all piled into a van and headed off to the next location- the Priscilla Catacombs. Different place, same story. No photos. You have to respect the dead by buying pictures inside of the gift shop, because Jesus. Oy with you Christians… 🙄  So pics aren’t mine. Ok, history lesson time!  Ancient Romans cremated their dead. When Christianity came be-bopping along, they were against cremation. After all, you needed that body for the resurrection (frankly, I’d prefer a new body with a smaller butt and better knees for eternity, but whatevz). So the catacombs were born- a series of burial chambers built outside of the city walls. This particular one is about 8 miles of tunnels!! On either side of the tunnel, there are ledges carved into the walls where the bodies would be placed. They’d dig your ledge to fit your body. The catacombs were raided over the centuries, so when they were rediscovered in the 1800s and archaeologists started doing their thing, a lot of destruction had taken place. Bones were strewn everywhere. Remember how adamant these Catholics are about respecting the dead by not taking pictures? Well, yeah…tell that to the pope. Because a massive amount of this destruction was caused in the 1600s when not one but TWO popes sent down treasure hunters. Yeah, now that I think about it, I do remember reading in the Bible that, “He who robs and desecrates the dead shall be blessed with riches, but he who takes a photograph shall be damned for eternity.” Have I mentioned oy with you Christians yet?? 🙄🙄

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The archaeologists have cleaned up the catacombs. The vast majority of the ledges are now emptied- the bones stored somewhere down here inaccessible to the public. But ledges where dead people once were aren’t the main draw down here…it’s art. Some of the oldest Christian art in the WORLD! Let’s look at two of them….

This one is the oldest known image of Mary and Jesus, dating back to about 150!!!!!!! WOW!!!!!

And this one is probably the oldest painting in the world of the Annunciation (when the angel told Mary her EPT test would be coming out positive).

Soon we were out of the catacombs and back to the land of the living. I can not recommend this tour enough!!!!! Seriously, between the Sistine Chapel/Vatican Museum tour and Coloseum/Forum tour I did last year, this is BY FAR my favorite. And that is 100% because of Melanie. Book with Walks of Italy and ASK FOR MELANIE BY NAME. You will get a guide who admittedly geeks out over this stuff!! Brian said that she reminded him of me- how I get all animated when I’m talking about this kind of stuff. It’s called passion. And it’s what makes a good tour a GREAT tour!!

As we were leaving, I told Brian I really wanted to talk to her about teaching for my school. No sooner were the words out of my mouth, than she started talking to someone next to her (our audio was still on) about making money doing this kind of thing, how it’s her passion, how she TRAINS (aka TEACHES) other guides in the off season….everything I needed to hear to go from tentatively considering approaching her to knowing this was fate! We had a nice conversation. I hope to bring her on board next year! We asked her for a restaurant suggestion. And speaking of fate, she gave us one. I never split one day up into 2 journals, but what happened next deserves its own entry…

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Rome Day 1.1: Propaganda and Proposals

Rome Day 1.1: Propaganda and Proposals

 

So usually I like to journal one day at a time (great, now I’ll have that tune stuck in my head…). But this one deserves its own post. Last post, I left off at asking our fab tour guide, Melanie, for a restaurant suggestion. We wanted something cozy and romantic, as it would be our big “fancy Rome dinner” outing (no, fast food halal fried chicken for lunch was NOT our one big meal for the trip!!). She suggested a place called Café Propaganda that she likes near the Colosseum. We headed out on foot.

I hadn’t gone to the Colosseum at night last year, and wow, but it was spectacular!!

We walked to Café Propaganda, which was right behind the Colosseum. Got a table for two and perused the menu. The prices were actually quite reasonable! And so cute inside- just what we were looking for! And with a French flair, to boot! We had literally gone through probably 3 dozen or more listings on Google and couldn’t find anything we liked, which is why we asked Melanie…

Brian ordered wine, and I, being the bastion of European culture that I am, ordered water. Still, not fizzy. Because I’m couth like that. And wine is icky-poo. Then they surprised us with these free little appetizer things that looked like tomatoes, but weren’t. Just designed to look like them. Of course, Brian had to pause because he doesn’t like tomatoes….Oy. They were really cheese with some kind of red stuff on the outside, and a sprig of basel. OH. MY. GOD. Um, I’ll take 2 dozen to go. Brian, you want any?? Whatever cheese that was, and I have no idea, it was deeeeelicious.

We ordered an appetizer of Eggplant Parmigiana. I had to coax Brian into that one, because he’s convinced he doesn’t like eggplant (just like he was convinced 2.5 years ago that he didn’t like asparagus, now he eats it every time it’s on sale…men….). In the meantime, they brought us 3 types of bread on a little wooden tray. Holy. Freaking. Moly. They were GOOD!  Then, our eggplant. Um, I’m not sure I’ve ever had anything that good in my life!!!! It was AMAZING!!! I wanted a whole bucket of it! I wanted to lick the plate (Brian barely talked me out of it). And even Mr. Picky Veggie declared it delicious!!

Now it was time to wait for our entrees. We were sitting there talking, and then things get kind of blurry. I’ll do my best here. So we’re sitting there talking, and he puts his elbows on the table and reaches his hands toward mine. I take his hands. This isn’t anything out of the ordinary. Then he says something like, “If we’re going to do this we need a ring.”, and proceeds to put an AWESOME octopus tentacle ring on my right ring finger. Ok, now I’m confused. Words aren’t matching actions. We did the octopus ring thing (different type of ring) at a castle in France a couple of years ago, and that was just a ring for Christmas, on my right hand. Was this a repeat? What was happening? Everything was foggy. So, typical black and white, get to the point, logical me blurts out, “Are you asking me to marry you?”. That was an affirmative! OMG! And I’m not even #knockedup!!! I told him WRONG FINGER and moved it to my left hand. So hypothetically, I think I’m engaged to myself now… What you have to understand is that this is so us. Dorky. Awkward. Unconventional. Seriously lacking in seriousness. In other words, the perfect proposal! And did I mention it’s on Friday, July 13?? What could POSSIBLY go wrong?! 😛

Brian and I have been talking about getting married for a while now. I remember the first time it even popped in my head was shortly after we got together and I was in France. I was in the Musee de Beaux Arts in Lille, and there was a thing where you could write wishes on a wall. I don’t even know where it came from, but I wrote that I would want to marry Brian. That is TOTALLY not me. And then, when I went to London right after that, and was in the garden of King Henry VIII’s castle, there were these trees that I thought would be perfect to marry Brian under- very Alice in Wonderlandesque. Of course, Henry VIII’s court probably isn’t the best place for wedding planning….but I digress.

Now, for the super weird part. Two nights before this, I had a dream that we were getting married and could not find a place for the ceremony. We were searching all over the world. This is not something I have dreams about. But it was real enough that I mentioned it to Brian the next morning, and even brought it up a few more times over the next couple of days. Was I having a premonition? Was Brian giving off wedding vibes that I was picking up on? Hmmmmmm….🤔

Oh yeah! Food!! The main dishes came. I got Carbonara melted tortello with pecorino cheese and salted zabaglione mousse. That’s how cultured I am. Or….Melanie had mentioned pecorino cheese was a very local thing, I saw it, and ordered it. One of those. Brian got homemade potatoes gnocchi with clams, asparagus (yeah, that veggie he was convinced he hated 2.5 years ago…) and saffron. God damn, but we are FANCY!! And it was GOOD! And honest to god, each of those entrees were like $20 each. Which really is not bad at all.

So, I reckon we’re hitched. And we’re both excited about it! Thank god his pickiness only extends to food and not women! 😜 The only regret I have is that we didn’t tell the waiter what had happened! We might have gotten a free dessert or something!!!! #alwaysacheapass And that, my friends, is the moment that I turned into one of THOSE girls. Holy crap. I have a natural inclination toward planning (which is why I’m such a good traveler!), so wedding planning snapped into place! We decided on a travel themed wedding. That was about it before he had to go back home. Left to myself and my own devices over the past several days, I have managed to figure out rings, the venue (our home after we finish the remodel- no need to search the entire world like in my dream!), looking at dress ideas (the fact that EVERYWHERE I TURN there is a wedding dress doesn’t help, as you will see on upcoming blogs), and music to walk in to and walk out to. One of THOSE girls. #cringe This, from a chick who never gave a ding dong damn about any of that stuff before, shunned the very idea, etc… We’re still 1-2 years out from anything happening. We still have to get the blessing of a tax attorney and accountant. If they say “nope, not financially beneficial”, then we’ll just do a commitment ceremony. We don’t need a piece of paper. And whatever we’ll do, we’ll do on the cheap. And I mean CHEAP. We are not ones to go blowing a bunch of money on such things. Except the honeymoon- because money is for TRAVELING!!!! Oh, who I am fooling. I’ll have us in some $17 a night hostel somewhere eating peanut butter sandwiches. But, since it’s our honeymoon, I’ll let him splurge on honey to put on his. He likes that. That is true love. 💞

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Rome Day 2: Obscure and Not So Obscure Sights of the City!

Rome Day 2: Obscure and Not So Obscure Sights of the City!

 

And now I present to you, the latest in the “Mary feels like crap while traveling the world” series….sigh.

Yes, it’s only Day 2, but it’s already our last day in Rome! Woke up and headed out as engaged peoples instead of just boyfriend and girlfriend at about 9am. 😍 We had a few things on our list to get done this morning before our tour of the Colosseum and Forum at 1:40. The plan was to get everything done, do our 2.5 hour tour, then come back and relax for the rest of afternoon/evening.

The day started out great! One of the things on our list, the Alchemy Gate, was in a park literally across the street from our bnb! I bet you’ve never even heard of this place. That’s why we were there. 🙂 Here’s the story. There was a villa here in the 1600s. This “gate” (more like a door) was one of the 5 entrances, with the other 4 now gone. The owner of the villa was very interested in alchemy (basically turning things into gold). An alchemist visited the villa, and said that he had the recipe to turn herbs into gold. The next morning, the alchemist was gone, but he left two things behind- some gold flakes that were “proof” of his abilities, and the recipe. Except the recipe was written in undecipherable symbols. The villa owner then constructed this gate in 1680, and inscribed the recipe on the door. The hope was that some passerby would see it, understand it, and translate it so more herbs could be turned to gold! Fun story!! Where the gate is, there are also Roman ruins from the 200s. I mean, c’mon, Rome! Could you get any cooler! Oh, and did I mention it’s all behind a fence and guarded by dozens of cats, all of which give you the dirtiest looks when you walk by or dare to speak to them…

I’m a bad ass cat, just hanging out on some ancient Roman columns. And by the way, fuck you.

From there, we walked to the Spanish Steps, which I didn’t see last time I was here. That was about 1.5 miles, and “eh”. It’s just a bunch of stairs. With about 50 tourists for every stair. Brian snapped a couple of pics. And I realized when I downloaded them that he took pictures of everything there EXCEPT the steps!! This is what happens when I hand over the camera…. So here I present you with “random things you can find AROUND the Spanish steps”. 🙄

Ok, I gotta hand it to Brian on this one. This looks a lot like my Sun King’s symbol, so I’m assuming that’s why he took it!

I looked at the map and decided we could walk up toward the park that is behind the steps. Another half mile or so. We got to the park, it was now well after 10am, we had gone over 2 miles in the heat, and not had anything to eat. Food was now a PRIORITY! We passed the National French Academy, and of course I had to google to see what it was. Apparently, it was founded by Louis XIV (my Sun King!!) to send French artists to Rome to study and for inspiration. They live at the academy for a year. Apparently you could go inside, but we are both a little “eh” about art unless it’s something super duper spectacular, so we continued up the hill in search of food…

Here is what I learned about Italy that day. They don’t believe in breakfast. Hardly anything was open. If something was open, it was all pastries, because Italians don’t believe in protein before 11:30am. I think it’s a papal decree or something. At this point, I’m getting antsy, because I do not function well on lots of walking, heat, and no protein. I have to have my morning protein, or things get ugly fast!! We strolled hand in hand in the beautiful park, while I started having an anxiety issue about food….. Walked through the ancient Roman wall back into the city and found food alright….like 40 euros for breakfast!!! WTF?? I want protein, not a home equity loan!! Apparently we had stumbled into the fancy schmancy part of town…

Brian googled for a breakfast place and found one. We hoofed it another half mile. It didn’t exist. There was nothing but pastries. My body was tired and I was getting a gnarly headache. We decided to just walk toward our next stop, and hope we’d stumble upon food somewhere along the way… We’re up to like 4 miles at this point.

Next stop was to go see the “immaculate” body of Saint Victoria at the Santa Maria della Vittoria church. I may or may not have suggested I would take a few nibbles off of said 1800 year old body…. I did take control of the camera at this point, because weird ass creepy shit is my specialty and I didn’t want Brian fucking it up (this was even before I knew about the Spanish Steps debacle) The church was pretty unassuming from the outside. Inside, it was kind of dark, very decorated, organ music quietly playing- it was all an air of some sort of spirituality- not “hey, we’re a super gaudy church- exit through the gift shop!” vibe like most have. Found the body. Oh for Christ’s sake. It looked like a mannequin. If I had bitten into that dumb thing, it would have been like biting into a candle. And probably not even a good one like Yankee. Those teefers are real, and the true miracle would have been braces for that poor soul. Fake skin, fake hair, fake eyes. Common denominator? Fake. Draw your own conclusions… That said, why are Catholics so freaking morbid? Shudder.

At this point, it’s 11:30, we’ve walked about 4 miles total on zero food, and my body is in full blown rebellion. It’s either get food, or lay down in the street and die. I wasn’t going any further. Thankfully, Italians finally can serve protein after 11:30, but it’s still hard to come by. Dear Italy, Woman cannot live on carbs alone. Love, Mary. Found a pizza-ish place where you could buy just a slice. There was one with prosciutto and fig on it that looked unique, so I went for that. Pretty good! I thought I would immediately feel better. I thought wrong….

Trevi Fountain was up next. It was a little over a mile from where we were. I checked the Uber rates. 10 euros. I couldn’t bring myself to do it. I should have. We started walking, and I was feeling worse and worse. It was a combination of the heat, not enough protein, a massive headache (that I would have taken an aspirin for if I had had one- that’s a big deal for me because I don’t take pills unless it’s a serious situation), my stomach not being happy, my muscles being tired, my brain being foggy….I was a mess. But we got to the fountain. I had already seen it, so pics are Brian’s.

Brian led us what seemed like 10 miles through the hot streets and got us to the Colosseo metro station where we were to meet our guide. We were about 20 minutes early. I needed a restroom STAT. The guide said we could go to a bar that was through the metro station and upstairs. I will say- Iceland, Scotland, Ireland, Malta- you could find public restrooms. Apparently there’s another papel decree that Rome can’t offer such things. But hey, they’ll give you all the free water you can drink, so… 😊 Brian ordered gelato while I went to the bathroom. He was still trying to figure it out when I got back, so I just sat down at a table to rest my weary, rapidly declining self. So, if you order gelato, you can’t sit at a table. Holy fuck. Brian walks over to hand me mine so we can go, and gets griped at by the guy that we can’t sit there with gelato. Yeah, dude, we fucking got it. Can he god damned HAND me mine so we can leave, because he’s juggling 2 gelatos and a fruit cup???? Sheesh.

I was feeling a little better after sitting for a few minutes and getting some cold gelato and fruit into my system. Went back and found the tour guide, and I sat on a dirty sidewalk trying to maintain my strength. Soon it was time to go. So let me stop here and explain this tour. Last summer, my son, his girlfriend, and I took this same tour with Walks of Italy- the same outfit we did the catacombs tour with yesterday. This is the skip-the-line, arena floor, underground, and Forum tour. I wanted Brian to get access to all of those places, because I knew we’d never come back again and it needs to be seen. Well, because we didn’t plan everything ahead of time like we should, it was literally about 4 days before that I got around to finding a tour. And EVERYTHING was booked solid. I just so happened to find this one tour through Get Your Guide, so I snapped it up. The operator was Touriks. They ain’t no Walks of Italy…

We walk to the far side of the Colosseum (kind of the back side), and go in. We then have to stand in the sun for like 10 minutes while we are handed off to another tour guide and got our audio sets. All of the recovery I had made from sitting and eating melted in the heat. It was 95 out. I was trying to drink as much water as I could, but fear of there never being any bathrooms was in my mind. I sat while the guide got everything sorted. Finally, we were off and into the shade. I had to immediately sit. My body was giving out fast, and we were only about 15 minutes into 2.5 hours… As the guide talked, I immediately recognized that she was not very good. She repeated herself constantly. Her stories didn’t flow. The woman from Walks of Italy last year was AMAZING!!! She really knew her stuff. She was passionate about it and explained everything in a way that got you excited about it as well. This woman…ugh. I thought maybe it was because I felt bad and was just critical of the entire universe right now. But as we moved to the next stop, Brian confirmed that he wasn’t digging her either.

Next stop, on the arena floor, in the full sun and heat. I sat on the benches while the guide explained how the floor was covered in sand and asked why. I piped up, “To soak up the blood.” Yep. And that was the extent of my interactive Hermione self for the day…. Next we went underground, which really is the coolest (literally and figuratively!) part of the Colosseum. I immediately sat on a cold rock and even took off my shoes and put my bare feet against the cold stones, trying to release heat from my body.  This was my favorite part of the Colosseum last year- to see where the animals were kept, to see how they used elevators 2000 years ago to move them from the underground area to the arena floors. It really is spectacular.

Standing on the arena floor. There’s only part of it there now, but all of this underground used to be covered

Trap doors in the arena floor where animals would randomly pop up- surprising the gladiators and thrilling the audience!

There is still some marble left from the VIP seating area

View from the underground- kind of the “backstage” area. This is where the animals were kept.

Replica of the elevator system that would move the animals from underground to those trap doors in the arena floor

From there, we had to go to the upper levels, and I remembered that that meant a lot of stairs. I was NOT feeling stairs. The guide asked if anyone wanted to use the elevator. She didn’t have to ask me twice. So me, and an old lady with mobility issues, boarded the elevator. I’d rather be embarrassed than passed out… Up here, more sun. I sat while she explained everything, 60% of which was a repeat from what she had already said. It was frustrating as hell to pay this much money for this poor of a guide. By this time, even Brian was making fun of her constantly saying, “Can you imagine??” and “This is just the skeleton of the Colosseum.” And telling the story over and over of the “colossal” statue of Nero, over 35 meters high. UGH! She walked us right past the water fountain and didn’t even ask if anyone needed water, even though it was 95 today. The guide last year made sure to stop and let us fill our bottles. At this point, I’m just thinking ahead to the Forum tour, and having to climb Palatine hill….

View from the “cheap seats”!

Finally, it was over. We were supposed to go to the exit and meet the guide at 3pm. We had 10 minutes. I HAD to have water. So we backtracked to the fountain, filled up, then had to backtrack back to the exit. Got down there and found the original guide that we met. Where we were promptly pawned off on ANOTHER guide. We had the same guide for the entire time last year…. I pulled her aside, explained that I wasn’t feeling well and didn’t want to climb Palatine hill and I’d wait at the bottom. I knew they came down the same path again to get into the forum. So we entered the forum (which I love more than the Colosseum- it’s just STUNNING!!), and I found a bench under a tree near a water fountain to sit at for the next hour. Palatine Hill overlooks the Forum, and was where the emperors lived.

They came back, and the tour was basically over. She showed us some pictures in a book that showed the forum buildings and how they looked 2000 years ago compared to today. And that was it. Last year, the guide took us into the Forum to explain things. We were now on our own to explore the forum. Brian starts heading for the exit and I inform him NO WAY. He is going to see this. We’re just going to walk slow.  We walked through the ruins, marveling at how advanced this city was. At just how spectacular the buildings were. I can’t even imagine how impressive they were in their hey day… The Forum was the “heart” of the city- lots of temples, government buildings, and commercial/social venues. When we were done, the plan was to walk back to Colosseo metro and take the subway back to the airbnb. But I was too tired. I called an Uber. For only 7 euros more than the subway, door to door service was worth it.

View of the forum from Palatine Hill

Got there and grabbed some food at a café that was downstairs in our building and took it to our room. Then, we packed our bags, me giving Brian all of my winter stuff, making my bag MUCH lighter and easier to manage, and his MUCH heavier! We were both asleep by 6:30. I slept STRAIGHT THROUGH until the alarm went off at 4:45am. 10 hours. Holy crap. My body was just exhausted from all of this fast travel. Brian didn’t sleep as well, but he never does…

Day 1: Transportation Exasperation

Day 1: Transportation Exasperation

 

I woke up early in Antibes, France. Really early. 4:30am. Because I had a flight to Malta leaving at 7am! Got my things together, gave Molly the ferret a kiss goodbye, and headed out the door to my Uber. Now, Uber is not my first choice. In fact, I had already purchased the return bus ticket to the airport. But I didn’t realize when I did that that it doesn’t start running until 6:30. The train starts up at 5:10, but there’s a long walk to the airport from the train terminal, and I really had no interest in trying to navigate that with my pack in the dark. So Uber it was. And Uber at a 2.4x rate, at that. Kill me now. We will never discuss what that fucking Uber cost me, but let’s just say that it was as much as my flight to Malta…I’m not kidding.

Got to the airport and breezed through security, and got to my Easy Jet gate. Had an entire exit row to myself, so I could lay down and try to sleep on the 2 hour flight. Apparently there aren’t a lot of people in Nice terribly excited about flying to Catania, Sicily at 7am on a Monday morning…

Landed in Catania, and settled in for the long haul. A 7, yes 7 hour layover. I considered leaving the airport and exploring the city, but by the time I would have had to deal with finding a place to store my luggage (no way I was carrying it around with me), get to the city, figure out what to do, get back, get my luggage, get through security…I decided it just wasn’t worth it. So I got a piece of pizza (when in Italy!), sat on the floor, and tried to entertain myself on my phone for 7….long….hours….

Finally, it was time to board Ryan Air to Malta! And if Malta in and of itself wasn’t exciting enough…BRIAN WAS IN THE AIR ON HIS WAY TO BARCELONA TO CONNECT TO A FLIGHT TO MALTA AND MEET ME THERE!!!! YAY!!! #internationallove We have both decided that 5 weeks is a ridiculous amount of time not to see each other, and from now on, he’s going to come and visit me every 3 weeks on my long trips instead of just one time in the middle. 🙂 He wuvs me. 😍 Short hour long flight and landed.

Again, didn’t feel like dealing with a damn bus, especially when I wasn’t even sure exactly which bus stop was closest to the airbnb, so paid a cab 27 euro. At least I didn’t have to negotiate- you go to the little taxi desk, tell them the destination, and they tell you how much and assign you a cab. Nice. But seriously, I should have been given a 50 euro refund… The guy had no clue where we were going. None. He weaved in and out of narrow winding streets for what seemed like forever. After I realized he was lost, I asked him if he wanted to call my AirBNB host. Nope. Ok…so we drove around some more. I was texting the host, asking him questions about cross streets or landmarks or anything. The driver had no clue what any of them were. Finally, I convinced him to call the host. He did. Wow! I didn’t realize Maltese was such an aggressive sounding language! Interesting! We drove and drove some more. The cab driver rolled down his window and asked some other driver something in Maltese. We made U turns. We turned into dead ends and had to back up. I was getting urpy in the backseat and if this Mr. Toad’s Wild Ride from hell didn’t end soon, the driver was going to be lost AND have a mess to deal with (the sign that said 50 euro cleaning fee was really the only thing keeping me from puking)…I finally convinced him to call the host again. After they hung up, the driver said the host was coming to get us. Jesus! What crazy off the beaten path, remote, rural place had I booked? Oh, just one on a freaking busy main street of a bay… The host was PISSED at the driver (Maltese apparently isn’t an aggressive language unless one of the parties is calling the other stupid…). The driver was PISSED. I was just happy to be out of that damn cab! The host showed me to the private apartment Brian and I would be calling home for the next few days. It was perfect, and the view of St. Paul’s Bay from the balcony was spectacular!

So I got in about 5 hours before Brian. After that crazy ass cab ride, I figured Brian would need moral and navigational support getting here, so I decided to meet him at the airport. Plus, I just wanted to see him sooner! ☺ No way in hell did I want to take another cab back to the airport- both for my sanity’s sake and my pocketbook’s. So I looked up the bus schedule online, and saw that the direct X1 bus would leave from just on the other side of the bay (super short walk) and take about an hour to get to the airport- arriving at the exact time Brian would. 3 euros. ❤ing it!! Headed down there with a bit of time to spare. Walked into the convenience store just to see if they by chance had Dr. Pepper. SCORE!!

I stood by the bus stop, sipping my Dr. Pepper like the boss lady traveler I am, counting down the minutes until my man arrived! Saw the X1 bus coming, pulled my 3 euros out of my pocket where they had been stashed separately for efficiency, walked up to the curb….and watched the driver literally look me straight in the eye and keep going. MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!! Now what?! I looked at my phone. It was almost 8:40. Brian lands at 9:40, except I knew he was a little late leaving Barcelona. There were no other buses that would get me there before 10:30 though, and I had to make a connection (which is not something I was interested in doing in the dark when I had no clue where I was). So here we fucking go, cab #3 of the day. I came back to the house and called the cab guy the owner had recommended in his welcome guide. That guy said he couldn’t do it. FUCK! So I jumped online and searched for an alternative. There is no uber in Malta. Found something called Ecabs that I could book online. Rate was 24 euros and they said they’d be here in 10 minutes….we’d see… Sure enough, I got a text that they were arriving, went downstairs, and there was the guy! Super nice car, and as a bonus, he actually knew how to find his way to the airport on his first try!! Highly recommended.

Got to the airport, and Brian was only delayed by like 15 minutes. I started looking around for the car rental people. They were recommended by the airbnb host (I read about 9 quadzillon horror stories about rental cars in Malta and wanted to make sure I didn’t get screwed!). Percius Car Hire was going to meet us there at the airport with a sign to turn over our car (169 euros for 4 days, including airport drop off fees and full insurance). But they weren’t there… We walked back through the “welcome line” at the arrival gate a couple of times. Then went outside to look. Came back and walked the line one more time and found the lady. She was super nice and it was really easy to deal with the paperwork. Had our keys in no time and were rolling out of the parking lot into the Maltese night….

Let me tell you something about my boyfriend, Brian. This man can drive on the left side of the road like he’s been doing it all his life. Actually, since I’ve been gone he got his DNA test back and found out he’s 73% English, so that probably explains it. The first time he did it, we were in Borneo. No problem. 2nd time, South Africa. No problem. Now I figured it was time for a challenge, so I booked a manual!! #cheapass So he’s coming off about 17 hours of traveling, driving in the dark (which we never do), and shifting with his left hand. Like. A. Champ. Damn, I love that man! With me navigating, we actually managed to find the airbnb again. Good thing, because we had a brand new country to explore tomorrow!!

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Day 2: Dingli Cliffs, Falcons, Ancient Temples, the Blue Grotto, and Mdina

Day 2: Dingli Cliffs, Falcons, Ancient Temples, the Blue Grotto, and Mdina

 

Ok. So normally we are super prepared and have our trips planned out really well. This trip, I had 10 countries and 2.5 months to plan for- the vast majority of that solo, so the time that we had together kind of went on the back burner…I had to make sure all of my solo stuff was taken care of (it still isn’t, Switzerland, I’m looking at you). When I arrived yesterday, I did some quick research, pulled info from some of the links we had thrown into Malta tab on the massive Europe spreadsheet (that spreadsheet that normally lists each day’s detailed itinerary….) and started plotting out stuff on Google maps. After we woke up, I confirmed the stuff with Brian, we agreed that what we had was good, and we set out!

My cold that I had picked up in Ireland, that had gotten a bit better while I was in France, was now in full “kill me now” mode again. I blame yesterday’s travel day. Two flights with a serious sinus infection can’t be healthy…Poor Brian. He hadn’t seen me in a month and a half, and here I was, a whiny, snotty, coughing mess. 😷 Fun fact: My whine factor goes from yellow to red as soon as someone sympathetic is around…

First stop on our map, the Dingli Cliffs. We kind of wandered around a bit lost at first, trying to figure out “the” spot to see them. I guess there’s more than one, so we decided to pull into a little parking lot by a small church and walk around. Very nice views, and we could see the little island of Filfa. The church is Saint Mary Magdalen, and was built in the 1600s. If you look at the doors, you’ll see those two little black circles. Those are grids, and you can see inside through them. Except that there’s no light, so you can’t really see. Someone had smashed a bigger hole in one of the grids- literally just big enough for the camera lenses to go against. I snapped this picture and couldn’t BELIEVE that it came out!! I could barely see any of that stuff with my bare eye!! Oooo-weeeee-oooo!! In the parking lot was a woman selling a bunch of little snacks and things. We got some traditional carab nougat and this crunchy, nutty beehive nougat that I fell in love with! Can’t have a road trip without snacks!

Next stop, the Malta Falconry Centre. Falconry is an ancient art of Malta. In fact, the knights that settled here actually paid the king of Spain one falcon a year for use of the island! The Centre gives flying demonstrations at 11am during the summer (only 1, because it’s too hot to fly the birds very often), so we made sure we got there at 10:30. It was 8 euros each, and we had time to wander around and look at the birds before the demonstration. WOW! So many different kinds! The property was really well laid out with large aviaries. The thing I found really interesting were the tethered birds. The area was called a mew- a place where falcons used to be housed by nobles who could afford them. There were ropes going from inside the mew to a perch outside on the grass. The birds were tethered to the rope, and could fly back and forth between shade and sun.

It was now 11 and we walked over to the field. There we met the lady that owns the place, and you could immediately see her love and passion for the birds! First, we met Harry the barn owl. She’s had him for 10 years, and he goes home with her every night! He would snuggle up against her and she would pet and kiss him….so cute. We even got to hold him! Then we met Dexter and Beauty- Harris Hawks. We got to see just how fast these guys are at chasing rabbits, as one of the workers ran with a rabbit lure and the bird was on it in no time. They always trade a little piece of food for the lure, instead of just taking the lure away. It builds trust. Then, we got to meet more owls- one with the biggest glass marble eyes and softest feathers you’ve ever seen!!!!! You could get lost in those eyes!! And the other, one of the smallest owl species in the world. This really was a cool experience, the animals were well taken care of, and the owner is just so passionate about them!

After making Brian turn all of his pockets inside out to check for birds, we headed to the next stop. Literally, we were on streets so narrow that we had to fold in the mirrors on our tiny rental car, and seriously thought we were on someone’s driveway instead of a street!! I don’t know what the heck you would do if a car was coming the other way. Thankfully, we didn’t have to find out! Here are a few things you need to know about Malta:

1. There are rocks EVERYWHERE. Random walls made of stacked rocks, the buildings are made of rocks. Seriously, it’s 50 shades of beige around here!! The joke was: Hi Malta, what do you do for a living? I stack rocks! What do you do for fun? Stack rocks! How do you unwind and relax? Stack rocks! We were pretty convinced that the island used to be about 10 feet higher above sea level until all of the rocks were extracted and stacked!
2. When you see rocks- in walls or making up buildings, you honestly have no idea if they are 50 years old or 5000 years old! Everything just has this “ancient” look and feel to it!
3. Every road in Malta leads to exactly where you want to go. Miss a turn? No problem! The road you’re on will eventually wind its way back in the right direction! Plus, I don’t think we ever took the same route to/from the airbnb to go anywhere!! We decided that the roads were laid out using a few bags of cooked spaghetti and a can of spaghetti-o’s. They flopped it out on to a surface, and the spaghetti created the roads and the o’s the roundabouts! Actually, it’s a really good system! 🙂

Yes, this is a road.

Next stop, ancient temples!! There were two on our list that were right next to each other in the same complex- Hagar Qim and Mnajdra. First, you watched a 4-d movie. I hate that shit. I don’t want a headache from 3-d images, and I don’t need to be sprinkled on when it’s raining on screen. It was just music, with English subtitles. Not too shabby overall. The museum was REALLY well done. It showed how they most likely moved the huge stone slabs- some of which weigh over 50 TONS!!!- by using rounded spheres to pull them along on. There were models showing the temple complexes as a whole so you could get a better idea of them. And a very iconic figure of a rather “rotund” person that was found here, and copies of which are in every souvenir shop in Malta! Actually, most of the statuary found here is of those fat little figures. Kinda cool! I’m assuming those weren’t the people doing the heavy lifting of building the temples…

Mnajdra

Hagar Qim

Before we go outside to look at the temples, let’s learn a bit about them! These are among the oldest free standing stone buildings IN THE WORLD, and are the oldest buildings period in Europe! Egyptian pyramids?? Newbies!! The Maltese temples date back over…wait for it…wait for it…5500 years ago!!!! Crazy!! They used to just be seen as a few random huge stones sticking up out of the ground. Those turned out to be the tops of the largest stones, and when the site was excavated, the temples were found. These people left no written records, we know little about them. They disappeared around 2500BC…

The first complex we came to was Hagar Qim. Both sites are covered with tents to protect them from the elements. The outside of the temples are built with a type of limestone that is very strong and resistant to the elements, but the inside is a softer limestone that is easily carved, but also easily eroded over time. Imagining these people moving these rocks, positioning them, carving them, carving HOLES into them for doors and designs…it was mind boggling. 

After Hagar Qim, it was a long downhill walk to Mnajdra. Another thing you should know about Malta- there is basically no shade anywhere. There are very few trees. It’s kinda desert/scrubby. Again, the temples here were just amazing. There were places where they had tried to fix cracks with cement, before they realized that cement ate away the limestone. 🙁 Live and learn, I guess… On the way back, we opted for the 1 euro each golf cart ride up the hill. Ancient man can build temples with his bare hands. We can’t walk 500 meters uphill in the sun. 🙄

As we were making 100 turns down roads and following signs on our way to the temples, I kept seeing a sign for Blue Grotto. It wasn’t on our list, we didn’t remember seeing it in our research, so I mapped it, it was really close by (spoiler alert: Malta is small. EVERYTHING is close by!), so we decided to pop in and check it out. There was a boat ramp down to kind of an inlet in the rocks were colorful boats were docked, people were swimming- it was just beautiful! And, there were signs for boat rides. Brian went down and checked it out (I was not willing to pay more than 20 euros for a boat ride). Verdict? 8 euros!! Woo-hoo!! But first, food. We choose a little restaurant overlooking the water. And we had a little entertainment with our dining!! Watch until the end!

After lunch, we walked down for our 25 minute boat ride. I wasn’t expecting too much. Um, I was WRONG! Holy crap this was the best boat ride ever!! We glided through calm, amazingly blue waters of every shade, against sheer rock cliffs that were dotted with gorgeous sea caves- some of them big enough for us to go into. I was snapping pictures left and right, my battery died, so I had to use my phone. I was MES-MER-IZED!! These pics in no way do this place justice! I loved every second of this and would totally have paid 20 euros! What a fun, and unexpected twist to the day. This is why you’ve got to be open to go with the flow and not a slave to a schedule!!

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Last scheduled stop for the day was the old capital of Malta, Mdina (pronounced em (like the letter M)-deena). It was founded in the 8th century….BCE!!! Holy crap! About 2800 years ago!! By the Phoenicians. Insanity… The Romans took it over around 200 BCE, then some Byzantines, then some Muslims…basically everyone had a go at it! An earthquake pretty much destroyed it in the late 1600s, but true to its nature, it was rebuilt yet again in the 1700s. It’s gorgeous. I mean freaking knock your socks off, in a time machine back a thousand years or more, gorgeous. It was our favorite city in Malta.

We went into St. Paul’s Cathedral next. Again, a huge history with this place. It was the site of the Roman governor’s palace when Paul (yeah, that one from the New Testament) shipwrecked here. Apparently he healed a lot of people, and Malta converted to Christianity. A cathedral was built here in the 1200s, remodeled and modified throughout the centuries, and basically destroyed in that earthquake in the late 1600s. It was rebuilt in the early 1700s into the masterpiece it is today. From the outside, it’s just this huge, unassuming tan rock building. But inside….almost enough to make a heathen convert! 😋

A ticket to the church also bought you a ticket into the museum. Lots of ornate, gaudy, expensive ass church crap that should have been used to feed the poor….but I digress. There were a few cool things as well. Like this reliquary for some saint’s creepy skull. And some original documents like this one from back in 1420 (I can’t keep track of a to do list for more than an hour, and someone kept this for 600 years?!). And an awesome collection of ancient coins!! I found one a Greek one with an octopus that about 2400 years old!!!!! Honestly, I originally didn’t want to go into the museum. I just went because it was included in the price. But after I got past all of the church’s gross display of wealth, there was really some pretty fascinating history there!

We then walked to the last thing I wanted to see- St. Paul’s Catacombs. Got there at 4:25. Last entry was at 4:30- WHEW!! But the woman refused to let us in. We pointed out the sign. She informed us that we needed 2 hours. Ok…. I was kinda disappointed, but we stopped for ice cream so I forgot about it (lie- I held a grudge, but we won’t get into that). Drove back to the bnb and both decided we were thoroughly enjoying Malta!

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Day 3:  Ghar Dalam and Valleta

Day 3: Ghar Dalam and Valleta

 

Last night when we got back, we started piecing together today’s adventures. We knew we wanted to go to the capital, Valleta, and had a walking tour booked there for 5. We also wanted to go to the Hypogeum. Other than that, no plans. Brian found a place called the Ghar Dalam cave that had the remains of prehistoric animals in it. That sounded super cool, so we added it to the list, and decided to head down there first. Pulled into the parking lot and walked down to the little museum. 5 euros each to get in. Honestly, I had zero idea what to expect here (one of the joys of not really putting any research into something!). We went into a little museum. Now, I’ve been in all kinds of museums- super huge ones, like the Louvre, super fancy video based ones like Epic in Dublin. But this is really MY kind of museum!! It’s literally the type of museum I remember from when I was a kid, circa 1979. Simple presentation, highly informative in a few words- think a couple of steps up from a science fair type of presentation! I’m teaching Earth Science next semester, and this museum was literally a WEALTH of information!! That 5 euro investment will be returned 1000 fold… I took pictures of every single sign! Let me just give you the basics, because even just the basics are fascinating! So during the last Ice Age, all kinds of weird animals lived in Europe that don’t now. Many of those animals were forced further and further south by the advancing glaciation (cold temps). Because so much water was freezing, sea levels dropped, creating a land bridge between mainland Italy, Sicily, and Malta. Animals could then get from the mainland to Malta, where there was no ice age because it was too far south.

Now here’s where it gets crazy….what kinds of animals?? Oh, how about ELEPHANTS AND HIPPOS!! 🐘😲 Eventually, water levels rose again, trapping the animals on the island. And as we should know from places such as Australia and the Galapagos, evolution gets a little cray-cray when populations are isolated. And in this case, something happened that I had never heard about before. Nanism. It’s basically evolutionary dwarfism in response to a population having limited resources (an island as small as Malta couldn’t possibly sustain huge grazing animals like elephants for very long- so if you’re smaller, you need less food = better chance of survival), a lack of predators (you don’t need to be as big if nothing is really bothering you), and interbreeding (because no new animals are entering the gene pool, making mutations more abundant- survival of the fittest in action!!). Check out these size comparisons!!! It totally blew my mind!! I will admit, I was totally science/history teacher GEEKING OUT in this place. I can’t imagine anyone who has ever come here was ever that engrossed!! 🤓

The other half of the museum was an exhibit of about a gazillion fossils that have been extracted from the cave. Amazing!! Just look at all those hippo teeth! And there were even more display cases with them!

Now it was time to head into the cave. This is where I took off my biology teacher hat and put on my earth science one! The cave is an excellent example of the deposits of different sedimentary layers (stratification). There are 6 main layers in the cave. By calculating the age of the fossils found in each layer, we can calculate the age of the layers themselves. For example, there is one layer that has all of the hippo bones (called the hippopotamus layer). It’s the 2nd deepest layer. Below it is a clay layer where no fossils are found. Above the hippo layer is a layer of pebbles. Then the deer layer (where, shockingly enough, lots of ancient deer fossils are found!). Then a layer of calcium. And finally, on top, a layer where the remains of domestic animals and humans (bones and pottery) are found. FASCINATING!! This cave is really worth the trip if you are into this kind of thing. It was one of my favorite things in Malta (this and Blue Grotto from yesterday- the two completely unexpected, unplanned things- go figure!)

Next stop on the list, Hypogeum. We didn’t really know what it was, other than underground temples that were on UNESCO. The map took us into a city….huh? Temples in a city?? It literally showed them just on some city block. We saw the building with the sign on it. SO WEIRD! We drove around for a bit trying to find a spot to park, and finally did. Walked to the building, and….there was a sign….it said that all tickets were booked until August 29. Um, that’s like a month and a half way. And the entrance fee was 40 FUCKING EUROS EACH (that’s like $50)?? What the hell was down there? Jesus’ tomb, the aliens from area 51, and an amusement park??? Even if we could have gone in, I can’t imagine paying that kind of money. Apparently you have to book way in advance. Oh well, adios Hypogeum. I’ll google you. Cheaper.

Last stop, the capital city of Valleta. But it was going to be a long stop with- the rest of the day. We knew we wanted to be there for the firing of the cannons at noon, so we pulled in about 11:30 and parked outside the city gates. Made our way up to the rampart, and found a spot on the high wall, crammed in with a ton of people who all had the same idea! The view was AMAZING! Across the grand harbor, you could see the “Three Cities”…Birgu, Senglea and Cospicua- all medieval. At noon,  a person came out and loaded the canon. So glad we saw it!


Next on our list were the war tunnels. Malta was an extremely integral part of WW2, because of their position in the Mediterranean next to Italy. And they were under British rule at the time. Spoiler alert: Italy was the enemy of Britain. We bought our ticket, and then realized we bought a ticket to the Lascaris War Rooms– not the tunnel. But by the time we realized it we had already climbed down a billion stairs and were not interested in climbing back up in the heat, so we decided to stay. Here’s where I have to say this fact- on a tour, the guide is EVERYTHING. Our guide, bless his heart, you could tell was knowledgeable about the place. But his delivery…oh my god. So monotone. And the tour didn’t “move” enough. We would spend literally 15 minutes in one room with a monotone lecture, then move to the next. It was not enjoyable. Brian was literally falling asleep. Like to the point I was nudging him because I thought he was going to fall over. (Remember, I make the poor guy hit the ground running- no time for jet lag!!) It’s really a shame, because the rooms themselves were quite interesting! They were kept hidden and secret so they wouldn’t be bombed- because did you know Malta was the most bombed place on EARTH during WW2??!! 💣😱 DAMN!! From these rooms, information would come in about bombers flying in, their positions would be tracked, and defensive measures would be ordered. It was all so low tech. I mean, my phone in my pocket is 1000 times more advanced than what they were using to fight an entire war! Craziness! Just how important was Malta? Well, Eisenhower and Churchill themselves were here…

Do you see the smile on this guy? Who could possibly resist that?? <3

Where Eisenhower would sit.

After the fourteen hour one hour tour was over (I wish we had just opted for the audio guide), we headed out on the streets. We had found a little Maltese restaurant online that had good reviews, so we went and made reservations for 7:30- right after our walking tour would end. The streets were all decorated for the patron saint’s day that was being celebrated. Had we been here for the weekend, we would have been able to see parades and fireworks!! And not just in Valleta. Every city in Malta has their own patron saint and this is festival week!

Then, we headed to the next stop on our list- the palace armory. This was more for Brian, because I know how much he loves weapons (such a boy!). You had to buy a combination ticket for the armory AND the palace, and I really didn’t want to go into the palace. But there was no choice. ☹  I went begrudgingly. They were out of audio guides (sigh). We’re walking through and it’s ok. I kept telling Brian how this was no Versailles (if you knew me, you would know the snotty attitude tone that came with that statement!), and how Louis XIV wouldn’t even keep his horses in here (sorry if you’re a fan of the Malta palace, but it really isn’t a palace!!!). Once you’ve seen Versailles, it’s hard to get impressed… Anyway, we get to kind of the end and there’s this big red room. It’s really dark inside, but I see a painting that catches my eye. I told Brian, “That looks like Louis XVI!” For those of you who don’t teach French history, are not staunch French royalists, and cannot recognize Henry IV, Louis XIV, and Louis XVI (my 3 favorite kings) in any setting, let me explain who Louis XVI is- he’s the last real king of France…the one who lost his head… In my eyes, that’s when French history ends (well, actually when that stanky Robespierre dies, but this is Malta, not France, so I’ll shut up). Anywho, I use the camera to zoom in on the sign under it. I can read the word Roi (French for King). I zoomed up to the face, and it WAS Louis XVI!!! WOW!! One of my kings!! Then, I looked at the painting next to it. It was really dark and really hard to see, but damn if it didn’t look like Louis XIV (my sun king who built Versailles). I zoomed in, and it WAS him!! Oh my god! I was so excited!! You don’t understand how ridiculous I get about my kings!! Had I not come in here, I would have missed them! And it was so funny that I had just been talking about them…

Of course, now I’m on cloud nine, practically skipping to the armory with Brian in tow, blathering on about the kings. Again, the armory is his thing, so I turned the camera over to him. 😊

Think we’ve done everything in Valleta? Not by a long shot! We still had time before our walking tour, so we went to the St. John’s Co-Cathedral. Here, we were especially interested in seeing the Caravaggio paintings. Cuz we’re upper crust art lovers like that. Um, yeah, not really, but we did want to see the paintings. Like everything in Malta, from the outside, the cathedral was a bunch of tan stacks of rock blocks. Nothing really stood out. But inside- YOWZA!!!!!!! It looked like the freaking Baroque period- ALL of it- exploded and landed all over the floors, walls, and ceilings!!!!! It was built in the 1570s. No way are any of these pics even coming close to capturing this place… See those 8 arched rooms- 4 on each side? Those are chapels that represent each of the 8 leagues of Knights from the Order of St. John (we’ll learn about them later). Each league basically represented a major European country/region, and each chapel is dedicated to the patron saint of that league. The entire floor of this chapel consists of the decorated tombs of knights of the order. Just….WOW. Do NOT miss this place! I, of course, found the French chapels of the most interest. 🙂


Caravaggio’s Beheading of St. John the Baptist. Huge and GORGEOUS

It was now time for our free walking tour of Valleta! Which means history lesson time! We could tell immediately that the guide was going to be good- and he was! I didn’t take a lot of pictures, because we had already seen most of the things he showed us. Which was good, because I then I could focus on the history part! So here we go- 500 years of Malta in a few sentences…. So there was this order of knights called the Knights of St. John aka the Hospitallers. They were made up, as I mentioned earlier, of knights from all over Europe- 8 leagues specifically. Their job was to take care of pilgrims who went to the holy city of Jerusalem during the Crusades. Which was great while the Christians could go there. But when the Ottomans put up “No Jesus Freaks” signs all over Jerusalem, the knights had to pack up and head elsewhere. But where? Well, a few places. And it seemed like no where was a good permanent fit, because everywhere they ended up, the Ottomans (aka Muslims) would run them out. Finally, Charles V of Spain, who was the Holy Roman Emperor (and who I have great issues with because #france, but I digress….), gave the knights Malta. Well actually, as per Brian’s research and confirmed by our guide, they rented Malta from the king for the price of one falcon per year. So they get to Malta and were like, “Um, yeah. If real estate is location, location, location, we’re kinda screwed. This place is desolate, isn’t defensible unless we want to throw rocks, and we already constantly have Muslims trying to overtake us. They’ll be here in no time. It’s a nice place to visit, but we don’t want to live here.” Except they really had no other choice, so they just kind of hung out for a few years, biding their time until a better situation came along. Well, something came along, and it wasn’t a better situation. It was that pesky Ottoman Empire!! The Muslims were determined to get themselves into Europe to put up their “No Jesus Freaks” signs. And Malta would be an excellent base from which to invade mainland Europe. Thus began the Great Siege of Malta in the year 1565. I’m not going to go into the details- just the nitty gritty. Those knights, who had been run out of a few other places by these Ottomans already, were OVER. IT. The knights, and their army, with the people of Malta, numbered about 6,000. They ended up kicking ass and taking about 40,000 Muslim names!! Holy jihad, Batman!

After the practically miraculous job the knights did at defeating the Ottomans, Europe was damn impressed. They didn’t want those Muslims coming to the mainland! And the knights seemed to know how to stop them. Money started pouring in from all over Europe to help with the defenses of Malta- the first line against those pesky Ottomans! And with this money, the city of Valleta was built and fortified in 1566 (aka “stacking rocks”). Over the next couple of decades, it grew and grew and more people moved there. And the knights ruled Malta for over 250 years, until that sorry ass stink weasel Napoleon (ugh, I hate even having to type his nasty name), stomped on over with his tiny boots in 1798, and forced the knights to surrender. The Maltese people, much like me, freaking HATED Napoleon, so they invited Britain over to help them out. In typical British fashion, “help” meant “we’ll take your country when we’re done, thank you very much”, and Malta was under British rule until 1964, when it became independent.

After the tour, which we tipped quite nicely for because it was just that awesome, it was dinner time. Thank god, because we were famished. Went back to our restaurant, La Pira, and ordered an appetizer of some kind of bread covered in something that was DAMN TASTY. I ordered the stewed rabbit and Brian ordered the wild boar ravioli. Both were soooooo good!!

There’s that smile again #swoon

After dinner, we strolled through the city, hand in hand, down narrow cobblestone streets as night fell. It was just so lovely. The opera house that had been bombed into ruins during WW2, has been recently brought back to life. The ruins are still there, and now it’s more of an open air theater. I think it’s really cool! They were rehearsing for an upcoming show, so I took a peek. On the way out, the awesome merman fountain was all lit up. Perfect ending to such a lovely day!

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Day 4: Gozo and Comino Islands- Final Day :(

Day 4: Gozo and Comino Islands- Final Day :(

 

Last full day in Malta! How can you be anything other than thrilled with the new day when you wake up to this view off your balcony??

Today we decided to go to Gozo Island and explore. We also wanted to be back by 6 so we’d have some time to do laundry and chill out a bit. You have to take a ferry over (20 euros round trip, payable upon return). We drove over to the dock and got in line. These ferries are really big! There are multiple levels for cars, which is cool. We parked and walked out to the decks to see the view. This water… I swear… It is SO clear! Even right here at a boat dock! Saw a school of fish, which always makes me happy.

Crossing paths with one of the other ferries. We’re on the same kind of ferry.

Entering the harbor at Gozo Island.

It was about a 30 minute trip across the channel. We had planned kind of a counter clockwise drive around the island to check out a few things, and planned to end the day with some swimming. First stop was Blue Hole. On the way, we drove thru the town of Victoria, which was all decorated for its feast day. Best decorations we’ve seen so far!
Then, I saw signs for the Ta’ Dbiegi Crafts Village. We decided to follow them, and luckily it ended up being right on our route to Blue Hole. You never know what “crafts village” could mean. Normally, it’s “junky Chinese souvenir village”- which is something that makes me hurl. 😖 As soon as we pulled up though, I could tell it wasn’t that! Don’t get me wrong, there were a few hokey kinds of things. But the draw here was that there were several REAL studios, with craftspeople working their trade. Jewelry, leatherwork, weaving, candle making….and then the one that really caught our eye. Glass blowing. We went into the shop, and there were really some GORGEOUS pieces. We are not knick knack people (I called them “dust collectors”). And we only do souvenirs if we are “supporting local”, and they have some meaning for us. We don’t do junk. This stuff, was cool. And the best part? The studio was attached to the shop and you could watch them working!! Of course, I found a glass fish and immediately fell in love. Went into the studio, and they were making fish!! But the sign said no pictures. 😢 We went in and bought a fish for our “cabinet of travel curiosities” in our dining room, and I tentatively asked if I could take pictures. I mean, I had bought something- I wasn’t just an annoying looky-loo! The lady said yes, so I went out and told the man making fish that I had permission. Wow. So cool!!
As we pulled into the Blue Hole parking lot, we knew this was a super touristy thing! Lots of covered souvenir stalls and such. We walked down the path and got to the water. There was literally a large hole, and divers were coming in and out. Apparently it’s like 50 feet deep! People were swimming around in it, too. We walked around, took a few shots, and headed back out. Oh, and I did cave and buy a pair of sunglasses at a souvenir stand. My eyes were killing me- light colored rocks everywhere + sunshine = squinting = wrinkles = headache = nope.

The rocks were so strange- all pitted with little pools. See the defensive tower in the background? They’re all over the island

Next stop, the other side of the island to the salt pans. Other side of the island means like 6 miles. It’s not a big island… The salt pans actually turned out to be pretty cool! The Romans built the first ones. They’re large, shallow rectangular pans carved into the rock at the shore. The pans are filled with seawater. The water evaporates, leaving behind the salt that could then be collected. Cool! There was a lady with a cart selling salt, and we bought a bag for 2 euros. I love supporting that kind of thing!
We decided to walk around the area and explore a bit more. By the time we were done, it was 1230. I declared it to be lunch time, so we ordered a cheeseburger, a bacon and egg sandwich, fries, and two drinks from a little stand on the beach. 10 euros, so not bad at all! And pretty tasty to boot! Apparently I was so hungry that I forgot to snap a pic. That’s serious, people. 😑
Next stop, Calypso’s Cave- as in the cave Homer writes about in The Odyssey. We knew from research that the cave was no longer accessible, but the views of the red sand beach, Ramla l-Ħamra, were supposed to be nice. And they were! I wish we had spent more time here. I wish we had gone down to the beach…

Last major stop before swimming were the Ġgantija temples- the oldest of all the temples on Malta, about 5500 years old! On the way in, there were these MASSIVE bees with blue-black wings all over some yellow lantana. I took about 500 shots trying to get one in focus because they were fast as hell and only stayed on a flower for a few seconds. Here are the 2 that actually turned out. You’re welcome. (I’m desperate for wildlife shots…) Please comment praise and admiration for my mad photog skillz below, because I worked damn hard for those shots!! 😜 So…9 euros each to get into the temples. And honestly, they were just eh. The temples from day 2 were much nicer. We both said we could have easily skipped this.

Pear shaped peeps- rocking it since 3500 BC!

These are made out of COW TOE BONES!!!!!!!!!

Last stop of the day…. Finally time to take a dip in the Mediterranean! We had researched some boat trips last night, but were too late to book a scheduled trip. We did see that a lot of ferries went back and forth to a place called the Blue Lagoon on Comino Island, which was one of the main stops on the boat that we had wanted to book. So we decided to wing it. I noticed that there were a few ferry kiosks on the dock selling tickets. Perfect! I could smell a discount if I played my cards right. Which meant not looking too eager… As soon as we stepped on the dock, the first guy came up to us, asking if we were going to blue lagoon. Yes. Well, he had a boat leaving now. 10 euros each. I kept cool. “OK, let me take a brochure with the times. I want to check out the other companies…” I knew all of the companies charged the same rate from my online research. Sure enough, he said 15 euros for both of us if we’d go now. Sold. And while we were handing him our money, another couple walked up and paid 20. It’s about understanding the game and playing it. 😎 Fast, fun little boat ride over to Comino, which is kind of in between the main island and Gozo. 

This water is INSANE!!!!!!

As soon as we docked, I didn’t want to be here. I wasn’t sure how to tell Brian. You’re probably thinking, “WTF is wrong with you, woman?!”. Well, the dock was PACKED with people. Like sardines packed. Like could barely get off the boat because there were so many people. And the path to the beach was packed. And there were hawkers trying to rent you an umbrella or a chair. And souvenir stands. And people fucking EVERYWHERE. I mean, I didn’t see how we could even set our bags down with our cameras and stuff and swim- of course unless we rented a locker. We walked around the little bay area, and I finally broke down and told Brian I hated this place. He agreed. We turned right back around to see if we could pay for some other boat to take us somewhere, anywhere, else!! At the dock, there was a company that could take us to see the sea caves, and then drop us at another beach across from Blue Lagoon that had hardly any people on it (we could see it from where we were standing). I can’t remember how much it was (because I didn’t fucking care- get me the hell out of here!!), but I think like 15 euros each or something. First were the sea caves, and we had about 5 other people on the boat with us for that. They were cool- I enjoyed the Blue Grotto caves from a couple of days ago a lot more, but anything to get me off Sardine Beach Blue Lagoon.

Another boat met us and took the other people off our boat, and then we went and got dropped off on the other beach. We told the guy to pick us up in an hour (we aren’t lounge on the beach people, so we didn’t need a lot of time). We headed down the little path to choose a secluded spot. We found a little rock platform where no one was (everyone else had walked further down to the beach area). We clambered down the rocks to get to it. And that’s when it sunk in for me. I was expected to actually get into the water. I have a degree in marine biology. I know what’s in the water. I hate to get in the water. Plus, I’m not a strong swimmer. The water looked deep. Crystal clear, but deep. Fuuuuck. But my man likes to swim, and by god I was going to swim with him. Maybe. Probably. Yeah, I was. Oh, and did I mention I didn’t have a swimsuit? Fortunately, I only travel with ExOfficio Crossover Bras, and they look more like a bikini top than a bra, so no worries. So that and my shorts served the purpose. I sat on the rock platform. Other than something eating me and drowning, fear of cold water also keeps me on the sidelines. Brian, of course, was already in, and said it was warm. He’d say that as the Titanic was going down, so I didn’t put much faith in it. I put in a foot. OMG FREEZING!!!!!!!!! Note: Any water less than 85 degrees is freezing. I am not exaggerating. It took me a good 5 minutes to finally ease myself in. Cold water…conquered. Now I was scared of drowning. I told Brian to stay close and I was going to just doggy paddle because I’m best at that. And I actually was doing really good! We absolutely could not touch the bottom, even though we could see it. I’m guessing 12-15 feet at least. We’re cruising along, enjoying the solitude, when Brian gets an alarmed look on his face and blurts out that something just tagged him. He then immediately shut up, because he knows how freaked out I get in the water. In fact, the first thing I said after I got my entire body in was, “If something touches me, I’m going to panic and drown.” So I have no idea if he’s missing a leg or what the hell is going on, because he isn’t talking, he’s just swimming back, and I’m doggy paddling as fast as I can, and asking him what was it (asking is generous, more like frantically squeaking out the question multiple times). He finally says jellyfish. HOLY CRAP. We had seen swarms of two different types of jellys on the ferry ride over- brown and white. I had seen signs about jellys, and knew that box jellys (which can be DEADLY) were in the area, and here we were, secluded with no boat. Let’s just say that I’m about to have a nervous breakdown in 15 feet of water. He said he saw it, and it was a brown one. We had both been stung in Cuba a couple of years ago, and I was not looking for a repeat performance. We made it back to the rock platform, climbed out, and looked at his inner thigh, just under his short’s leg. It was red, but not terrible. We will carry vinegar with us from now on. We’re two out of two for getting stung in the ocean…

Zoom of Blue Lagoon across the water from us. You can see how packed it is at the beach area. Ridiculous.

After that debacle, we decided to head down to the sandy beach area and check it out. We walked around in the water a bit, but I was freaked out because I had seen sea urchins and was afraid of stepping on one. Never go into the ocean with a scaredy cat marine biologist…. Soon it was time to head back to meet our boat. It took us back to the crowded dock, where we had to wait on our return boat. We walked to the life guard shack to get a spray of vinegar for Brian’s leg, then headed back to the dock so we would be first in line for our return. Thank GOD the return actually showed up about 30 minutes early so we could get the hell out of there!

Bottom line, Blue Lagoon was a huge waste of time and money. I wish we had known, and just stayed at Ramla l-Ħamra by Calypso’s Cave. Not crowded and free. Or even the little beach by the salt pans. Took the ferry back to the main island, headed to the bnb, where we cooked a frozen pizza and did laundry. All in all, we thoroughly enjoyed our time in Malta! We both agreed it would have been best if we would have had 2 more days, because there’s a lot we didn’t get to explore. Maybe someday we’ll return. 🙂 But tomorrow is travel day, and we’re off to Rome!

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Days 1 & 2: Arrival, Ferret Sitting, Dr. Pepper, and REST!

Days 1 & 2: Arrival, Ferret Sitting, Dr. Pepper, and REST!

 

DAY 1: Last night wasn’t as bad as the night before. I wasn’t so miserable, but I still didn’t sleep. Up at 430. Just laid in bed trying to rest. Got a shower about 7, packed, called a cab (no way I was going to walk with the pack), and headed for the airport. I’d been hearing a lot of stories online that it was taking people every bit of two hours at the airport. Took me 20 minutes, leaving me with another 2 hours to wait. Oh well, better early than having to rush. As the morning went on, I started feeling better. Coughing wasn’t so frequent and heinous sounding. Sinuses were working better. And, there was Diet Dr Pepper! Plane sat at the gate for an hour past departure time. Which was super fun, because apparently Air Lingus was having a kids under 5 fly free special or something, because the flight was PACKED with little kids. And they were getting restless… Finally we took off. As the plane started that initial acceleration down the runway, the flight erupted with the oooo’s and weeeeee’s and giggles of our wee passengers. 🙂 Remember that joy guys, hold on to it for the next 2.5 hours! 🙂 The good news? I only had a couple of coughing fits, and no one decided to eject me! Slán leat, Ireland!

2.5 hours later, I landed in Nice! Ah, France! I love you so! Other than Mexico, France is the country I’ve been to the most. Two trips to Paris and now down south. It will be nice to be here in the summer (both Paris trips were in December), and to see a different part of the country. Plus, I teach French history (the monarchy is my specialty), so it will be interesting to see if I can find anything related to my kings here! I had been feeling so awful those last couple of days in Ireland, but things changed when I got to passport control. The officer said, “Bon jour!” and I said it back. He then went flip, flip, flip, flip, flip….flip (that made me feel better already!!)…finally found a page to stamp, stamped me, said “Merci!” and I didn’t even say “Gracias!” back (which is what I normally do because I’m a weirdo who thinks I have to answer every foreign language in Spanish 🙄). I walked past that window and immediately felt lighter. Seriously, it was like a damn burden was lifted off of me. I don’t know if it was because deep down I was just not enjoying Ireland, or if there was pollen, etc… in the air that were causing my illness….all I knew was that I felt healthier and more relaxed immediately.

Went out of the airport, found the bus ticket office, bought a return ticket for 16.50 euros on the 250 bus to Antibes. And I was super proud of myself for knowing to say it An-teeb instead of An-tee-bees. If there’s an S in French, general rule is to knock the last two letters off the end as they are silent. Because the French like to see letters, not pronounce them. 🙂 The lady said the bus was leaving in 30 minutes. Ok, that kinda sucked, but no worries. I walked down toward the buses and saw one that said 250 on it. I asked the guy if it was going to Antibes. YES!! Woo-hoo!! Super lucky!! Got on the bus, opened my Trusted Housesitters account on my phone, and it wouldn’t let me in!!! What the hell?? Ok, whatever. I just looked at the email the homeowner had sent me. “Get off at Gare Antibes”. Sat on the bus for about 40 minutes. It was now down to me and one other person on the bus….I asked the driver where the stop for Gare Antibes was. I had missed it!!! UGH!! It wasn’t named the Gare Antibes stop… Now, instead of a 7 minute walk, I had a 20 minute one back to the house. In 87 degree weather. With a pack. But fortunately I was feeling better. I texted the homeowner, told her I was on my way, and headed in the right direction.

By the time I got to the Monoprix (grocery store) by her house where I was supposed to meet her, I was DRENCHED in sweat. The homeowner, Becki, was right down to meet me. Went up to her lovely apartment on the 6th floor that would be my home for the next 5 days. Met my charge- little Molly the ferret! OMG she is so tiny and cute!! Becki and I went out to walk around the neighborhood and to have dinner- we hit it off immediately! Seriously, it was really nice to have such a long conversation with someone. We have so much in common, and I haven’t talked to someone for over an hour straight since I left home 5 weeks ago (except for Mikey, and that was just one topic)! She so kindly took me out to dinner at an amazing restaurant. I had seared thun (tuna) and oh my god, it was soooooooooo good. This is also the first time I’ve cut meat with a knife instead of using one to spread peanut butter in over 5 weeks! Came back and went to sleep, loving France…

Molly- the cutest and sweetest ferret in the world!!

DAY 2: I slept for over 7 hours straight!!! This is the first time I’ve done that since I left home! The sun here wakes up and goes to sleep at a proper time! I feel so much better. The cough and sinuses are still not happy, but I don’t feel so drained and tired and flat out miserable. Things are looking up! But I knew that today had to be a day of rest. My body and mind needed a 100% down day, and so did my pocketbook. I really had a ton of work to catch up on. I have been traveling fast and hard every day for over 3 weeks straight. It takes a toll…. Becki left for her trip early in the morning, so Molly the ferret and I just hung out. I did wander down to Monoprix to get a few groceries, and they have Dr. Pepper (aka Mary’s wine- the finest 2018 vintage!)!! Yep, I could just live here. 🙂 I seriously worked for about 10 hours straight, catching up on everything and getting ready for the fall (already? 😫) semester. I’m sure that based on this journal, you’re ready to pack your bags for the excitement of the French Riviera!! Well, continue packing. Tomorrow I have an adventure planned…
Day 3: Monaco et Poissons!

Day 3: Monaco et Poissons!

 

(psst…poisson is French for fish) Today is a beautiful day for an adventure! My cold is SO much better. Still some coughing, still a snotty nose, but all in all, I’m a functioning human being again! I got up, ate a little breakfast, packed my bag, and put Gare Antibes into Google maps so I could figure out how to walk there. Because today, I was going to pop into a new country just to go to the aquarium. I love how posh that sounds!! But watch—I’ll make it even posher….I was going to pop into Monaco just to go to the aquarium! 🙃

Found the station, walked up to the ticket machine like the damn pro traveler I am, entered in my info, one ticket to Monaco, please… And it would only give me a ticket for 2pm! I was trying to get on the 9am train! Oy. Went to the information counter like the tourist I am, and asked. She said to go inside and buy my ticket at the desk. The line was long, I’d miss my 9am train, but they come every 30 minutes so no worries. Like 2 minutes after I got in line, alarms started going off, the ladies at the counter said a bunch of stuff in French, and everyone in line turned and left. I followed, because, well, I didn’t know what else to do! There was a young man in a train uniform by one of the machines. And oh lort, he was one of THOSE French guys…the kind that Brian worries about! #swoon I went up and explained what I needed. He helped me get my ticket, explained that the time didn’t matter, I just needed to have a ticket, he said, “bon jour!” and I, looking into those greenish French eyes replied breathily….Gracias. Jesus Christ kill me now! Why do I have to respond to EVERY foreign language with SPANISH?????!!!! 😖

 

Here’s a good spot to explain my language (or lack thereof) skills. I took 1 year of Spanish in high school my junior year. That was in 1987. Please, don’t do the math. For some reason, most of that beginner stuff has stuck with me through these last 10 years or so since graduation. I call my Spanish “toddler Spanish”. I can piece together pretty simple verbs and nouns and make reasonable sentences, but they’re all in the present tense. That said, I have always been able to communicate enough to get my point across and even have mini-conversations in Spanish. And if that fails, I just throw my self on the ground and scream until I get what I want. 😉 French, I took about 6 weeks of it a few years ago. And the instructor was so hot I barely got past “bon jour” (if you notice a theme here, yes, I have a serious penchant for French guys….). So while my Spanish is at the toddler stage, I’m at infant stage in French. I’ve got hi, bye, thank you, dog, cat, fish, a few colors, mama, dada, and goo-goo ga ga. That’s about it. And for whatever damn reason, my instinct is to speak in Spanish instead of French- which is a source of major embarrassment when I’m trying to be so smooooooooth and Frenchish. Oy.

 

Anyway…I went outside in the shade to wait 30 min for my train. Just standing there, blogging, when Mr Train Ticket Guy came outside to me. He walked up and told me not to worry about the alarms (they were still going off), everything was OK. I was blogging, not even paying attention to the alarms, so I definitely didn’t look “alarmed” (I’m so fucking punny!). I told him thank you, and managed to do it in French this time, and didn’t proceed through the emergency exit. Oh, Brian, you are so lucky that I love and respect you!!! Sigh…

 

Got on the train at 9:30 for the 40 minuteish trip to Monaco. Becki had told me to sit on the right side because the views were really nice, and man, was she right!! It seemed like the best stop if you wanted to do a beach thing was this one- Villefranche sur Mer. (Yes, there were a few topless women on the beach, but most weren’t. I would be. 🙂 )
Reached the Gare de Monaco and got off the train. Out the door and WOWZA!! What a VIEW!!!
I put my sole destination for today into Google Map- Musée Océanographique de Monaco. It was about a mile from the train station to the aquarium, and the streets were just lovely! Soon, I reached a long ramp that went up, up, up. Along the way, I ran into Prince Rainier of Monaco (well, at least his statue!). I remember all of the stories about him from when I was a kid- probably because he married Grace Kelly and that was a big deal. A bit of research revealed that he ruled Monaco for almost 56 years! Impressive. I love my foreign signs, and I wasn’t sure this one was good or bad…I guess it depends on the tourist! 😉
Up and up the ramp I went in the heat…but the view from the top was worth it! And behind me, the palace and a large open plaza. I wound through narrow cobblestone streets and headed toward the aquarium…
I’ve been to a lot of aquariums around the world. Let’s see, a few off the top of my head…Singapore, Malaysia, Cape Town, Medellin, lots in the US…but I was completely amazed by the building that housed the Monaco aquarium!! What the hell was this? The Louvre of aquariums??? It was MASSIVE!! And looked more like a palace than an aquarium! It was built in 1910 by Prince Albert, who was a lover of oceanography and marine biology. I like him already. And apparently he had a taste for fancy schmancy buildings as well. 🙂

I didn’t take this picture, but I want you to see just how massive this building is! It’s the one on the ocean…

So that was the outside. And then I stepped inside. Yes, this IS the Louvre of aquariums!! DAMN!!
To get to the aquarium from the entrance, you had to go downstairs. For those who don’t know me, I have a degree in marine biology, I teach marine zoology, and I was in the aquarium industry for over 25 years, specializing in corals. In other words, I know my way around an aquarium. This aquarium was 99% focused on marine life, which I LOVED!! There was only one freshwater exhibit of piranhas. The larger aquarium with the sharks and turtle really wasn’t large enough for the specimens that were in there, that was evidenced by some serious damage on the noses of some of the sharks from banging into things. And some of the other fish in that aquarium had signs of long term disease. However, the smaller aquariums were very well done with very healthy specimens!! There were several species of fish I had never seen before (that’s always fun), and they are breeding clownfish and Banggai cardinals here and had a large display tank with them.

This “flat” aquariums gave an interesting perspective of looking in from the top!

I was in LOVE with this fish!! I had never seen one quite like this species before. It’s a type of flying gurnard.

But the best part was the focus on CORAL!! I have literally never seen so much coral on display, so large and so healthy! Well done!! There was also a really cool tank at the very end that just had trash in it and talked about how trash is impacting the oceans. I thought it was very poignant and relevant.

I actually have enough French to read “Oui, je suis un animal”!! And I immediately knew what they were talking about!! Corals are not rocks, not plants, they are ANIMALS!!!!

So that was the aquarium part….but this isn’t just an aquarium!! It’s a museum of oceanography!! I went upstairs to the next level, and was met by a HUGE squid hanging from the ceiling over a gorgeous ocean themed mosaic floor. Seriously?? #heaven

I walked in that door behind the squid, and realized that, oui! I AM in the Louvre of aquariums!! There was this huge room with this amazingly magical glass display cabinet full of I don’t even know what, and in that room, another room to the right. I decided to go in there first. There were a bunch of whale and dolphin skeletons hanging from the ceiling in this MASSIVE room that had kind of a terrace or balcony or something (I’m not sophisticated enough to know the European word for it!) around it to make a second floor for displays.

Around the edges were all kinds of preserved specimens. Corals, fish, sharks, various invertebrates. Many of which were like 100 years old!!! In the middle of the room in the flat display cases were all kinds of oceanography memorabilia. Original drawings of specimens that had been collected on exhibitions that happened over 100 years ago. Pictures of the specimen rooms here at the museum back when it opened. And letters from Prince Albert of Monaco. I was literally in awe and had never seen anything like this in any aquarium! Oh, and did you know that Jacques Cousteau was the director from 1957 to 1988??? DAMN!

Then, all of the lights started shutting off one by one. What the hell?? I wasn’t finished looking in here yet! Was it closing or something? All of a sudden, music starts playing and the ceiling and skeletons are all lit up in an ever-changing, completely unexpected light show!! Dear Monaco, <slow clap>, Love, Mary.

I was reeling from the history that was in that room. I went out into the main room again to explore that huge display cabinet. This “Cabinet of Curiosities” is a display of some of the most unusual specimens and items that the museum has collected over the decades. And I was in whatever is the next step up from heaven!

That suit on the right is dive gear from 1797!!!!!!!!!!!

I picked my jaw up off the floor and looked to the left. There was another huge room (like the whale/dolphin room across from it), but it was CLOSED for a new exhibit installation! NOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!! I so have to come back…. I went up another flight of stairs to the top level, where there were gorgeous views and a little cafe.

And I was done. 🙁  I wanted this thing to go on FOREVER!! I wanted to bring a class here!! I wanted to kick everyone out and make my own exhibits and reopen them!! Ok, Musee Ocenographique de Monaco- where’s your gift shop? Because I’m about to give you ALL of my monies! Krona, pounds, euros, dollars, empty credit cards- it’s yours!! (If you know anything about me, you know that this is a rare, rare, RARE statement indeed!). The gift shop was down a couple of floors, on the other side of the exit turn style. I wanted books! I wanted shirts! I wanted art! I wanted it all!! Damn you Ryan Air, and your stingy 10kg carry on limit!! Argggggggggghhhh!! They had books on that cabinet of curiosities, and I really wanted that. But they were all in French. I found myself a t-shirt that I liked (although, the selection could have been better….). Then I was looking for art. I needed something for my wall at home. Something for my own little cabinet of curiosities that I have set up in my dining room. Nothing! No where! How is this possible?! I mean, I even had it all figured out in my head- some kind of super cool vintage poster kind of thing.  I wondered around a few times and gave up. Sigh. Freaking fine. Went to the cashier with my tshirt in hand and WHAT WAS THIS??? It was in French AND it even had that one fish I really loved on it?! SOLD!! (That is literally 1/4 of what I would have paid. I’ll eat peanut butter and jelly for weeks on end to save money, but THIS is the kind of thing I save my money for!!)

This day seriously was TOPS, and there was no way it could get any better. I practically skipped out of the aquarium. Now, I asked Brian later what was the ONE thing that could have possibly made this adventure even more awesome. He immediately replied, “A botanical garden.” That’s because my baby knows me too well! And wa-la (that’s French for ta-da), there was one immediately outside of the aquarium and to the right of it!! I strolled down shady tree covered paths, with tons of gorgeous flowers in bloom, and a view of the Mediterranean….ahhhhhh…….

View of the aquarium from the garden.

Walked back to the train station via a different route. Monaco, you are beautiful, and thank you so much, Prince Albert, for being such an advocate for marine sciences. Your gorgeous Musee Oceanographic de Monaco is now my most favorite aquarium in the whole world. There are bigger ones. There are flashier ones. But none have ever put together such a collection of animals, science, and history all in one palace place. Well done!!!

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Days 4 & 5: A Private Tour of Antibes, and Au Revoir!

Days 4 & 5: A Private Tour of Antibes, and Au Revoir!

 

In real time, I’m in Malta, starting Day 3 here. I’m playing a serious game of journaling catch up, so this one is going to be more of a “recap” than a detailed description!

Day 4: My cough is a bit better, but I’m still a snotty mess. Sigh… So in keeping with my “this portion of the trip is mainly for resting, and not adventuring” stance, I booked only one adventure for today- a free walking tour of Antibes so I could get to know the city a bit. I always love to do these free tours wherever I go, because the guides are a wealth of information! But remember, free doesn’t mean “free”! It means tip the guide accordingly at the end and don’t be a trashy cheap ass. (I’m a cheap ass, but not a trashy one!)

Generally there are at least 2 different companies offering free walking tours of a city, so I decide based on time (because they tend to go to the same places). Antibes just had one- the aptly named Antibes Free Walking Tours! I booked online for Saturday at 10:30. The meeting place was literally just outside the apartment door- in the park next to my beloved Dr. Pepper stocked Monoprix. 🙂 I arrived a bit early, and there was a market set up in the park. Mainly clothes and shoes and that sort of thing. I actually found a dress I really loved. Original price on the tag- $340 Euros. Market price $80 Euros. Still too pricey for my blood, though. 🙁

A little before 10:30, I wandered over to the meeting place and found my guide, Cedric. We talked a little bit before the tour. Cedric was born and raised in France, then lived in New Zealand with his wife, where he perfected his English! They have actually done a lot of housesitting as well, so it was fun to talk to someone who understands this lifestyle. They moved back to France, and Cedric was in IT work- and not really enjoying it. When his baby was born, he wanted more freedom. So he decided to go into business for himself (YAY ENTREPRENEURSHIP!!) and Antibes Free Walking Tours was born! He’s only been doing it for 2 months, and he’s the only game in town right now. We talked about marketing (which fortunately is one of my strong points and the reason why my businesses have always succeeded), and he is really on point with his marketing game- working on building and building the business through the proper connections and channels. I absolutely loved his story! We finished talking at about 10:33, and no one else was there. So for today, it would be a private tour! Awesome for me, sucks for Cedric (less tips). But such are the growing pains of a brand new business…

We headed off toward old town, and took a turn down a side street. There was a very nondescript looking church from the outside, called the Chapelle Saint Bernardin. Cedric told me to go inside and have a look around, and make sure I looked for the old doors with the date on them. WOW!! I couldn’t believe that the inside of this church was so bright and so ornate, considering the outside of it was rather plain (I didn’t even get a picture of the outside because it was so “eh”, and by the time I got back out I completely forgot!). The church was built in the 1500s over Roman ruins (One shovel, to go, please!). Doors were gifted to the church in 1587 by a parishioner who survived the plague. Now, an almost 500 year old door is pretty cool in and of itself…but the oooo-weeeee-oooo part of this door is that the church caught fire in the 1970s and was left in ruins, but this door- this WOODEN door- remained….hmmmm….yeah, still don’t believe! 😉  It lay in ruins for about 20 years, until restoration began in 1998. It took about 10 years to restore it. And I must say, they did a fantastic job!

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Here you can see some of the paintings from the 1500s/1600s that survived the fire.

Next, we walked through old town and went to an area where there was an outdoor antique mall! I had every intention of coming back and wandering around here after the tour, but alas, my energy levels/cold did not allow it. 🙁 We wandered through old, narrow, beautiful streets and came to an Absinthe museum/bar. Cedric described the history of Absinthe (which is really quite interesting!). I declined to taste it. However, he did say that the oldest Roman ruins of the city are in the cellar of this place, which hosts a lively piano bar in the evenings! Right next to that was Le Marche Provencal. This is a major fruit/veggie/meat market during the morning, and an art market at night. This was one place I DEFINTELY wanted to come back to, because as we walked through there were all kinds of gorgeous produce I had never seen and I wanted pictures! But again, the cold ruined that return trip as well. 🙁

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Then we got off the “beaten tourist path” and started wandering through some neighborhoods. Cedric asked me if I liked plants. Um, YES! And we turned into an area that was this insanely gorgeous combination of old European buildings and vibrant plants! Paradise, aka Safranier! We walked and talked about the neighborhood, and it was at this point that I could totally see myself living here! Then he showed me an ancient lavoir- basically a public washing trough where women used to gather to wash clothes and gossip! I think he said it was from the 1500s, but it might be 1600s- I can’t remember (which is why I have to keep up with my blogs and not get so far behind! Damn you, short term memory!!)

On the other side of the lavoir was a big rock wall. Ok, who cares. There are lots of rock walls in Europe. Well, look closely. See anything?

Ok, if Cedric hadn’t pointed it out to me, I guarantee I wouldn’t have seen! See, there is an artist in Antibes that has an extremely small studio. He ran out of room for his works, so he took to the streets! And he began installing faces and angels and such on the walls of the town- sometimes with the owner’s permission, and apparently sometimes without and they were promptly removed! And if you look around in this area, you will see them almost everywhere! Just on this one wall, you can see several faces, and a hand coming out in the lower left hand corner! There are also a lot of angels scattered around on various flatter walls around town. It’s kind of like a game of Where’s Waldo! Here are some closeups of the faces on this rock wall….

From here, we headed around toward the harbor area. Stunning. The fortification walls of the city were built from the stones of old Roman ruins!

We came out to a little square. This is where the Pablo Picasso museum is. The museum is a former chateau that was built in early 1600s, and became Picasso’s home in the 1940s. After that, it became the first museum dedicated to Picasso, housing about 250 of his works. I’m not a fan of modern art, so I skipped this. Next to it is the Antibes Cathedral, built on the ruins of a Roman temple in the 500s (wow!!). Of course, it has been restored often over the past 1500 years. Notably (anytime a French king is involved, I call that “notable”!), Louis XV (the one in between 2 of my 3 favorite kings!!) paid to have it restored in the 1740s after war kinda made a mess of it…

We kept heading around toward the harbor, passing a beautiful beach that is nicknamed “the toilet bowl” because of its shape (god, I hope that’s the reason!) and finally into the harbor. I was surprised to learn that Antibes is the largest harbor in the Mediterranean- with more boats moored here than anywhere else! And some of the largest. One Russian oligarch Cedric told me about has a 162m yacht that is here often! Cedric also explained a lot of the crazy features these ridiculously lavish yachts have. The one I liked best were the jellyfish barrier nets, that create a jellyfish free zone if you are out in the ocean and want to take a dip. I can get “on board” with that idea (me and the puns….). The rest of them are just stupid ways to spend money when you have too much of it and don’t know what else to do with it. Gross.

We entered back into the old part of the city through a gate in the wall. The last thing Cedric showed me was a fountain. Apparently a guy a long time ago (forgive my lack of details…they have escaped me in the 4 or 5 days since I took this tour! Hey, a LOT has happened since then!! 🙂 ) said he could find a water source for the city under the street. No one believed him- in fact, they kind of taunted him and made a joke out of him. Well, he ended up doing it, and when he built his fountain, the faces sculpted on it were those of the prominent people of the city who ridiculed him. His revenge? Give them donkey ears. 🙂

Cedric really did give a nice little tour, showing me things I definitely wouldn’t have stumbled upon on my own (especially that beautiful church, the lovely neighborhood of Safranier, and those hidden sculptures!). I wish I had been feeling better and had journaled this earlier so I remembered more of the details. I really do recommend that you support Cedric and his walking tour business! It’s so great to come across a “one man band” so to speak, who is really eager and excited about providing a super cool service.

Day 5: My last full day in Antibes. It had to be a down day. A complete and total down day. No adventures. Just working and hanging out with Molly. Because tomorrow I was flying to Malta to meet Brian and this cold had to be GONE. Luckily, hanging out with Molly is an adventure in and of itself, because that little rascal is like taking care of a super tiny toddler who is getting into everything constantly and loves to play (especially with her little Kong toy)! And ferret kisses always make you feel better!

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Days 1 & 2: Arrival, a Quick History, Leprechauns, and Disappointment

Days 1 & 2: Arrival, a Quick History, Leprechauns, and Disappointment

 

My 27th day of travel, but first day in Ireland! First, I went to Iceland. Then, Scotland. Now leg three of this crazy 2.5 month journey through Europe brings me to the emerald isle… Quick one hour flight on Ryan Air from Edinburgh, and I’m not going to lie… I was sad to leave there. But Ireland is ahead of me and new adventures await!

My first glimpse of Ireland…

So how did I wind up in Ireland? Well, I’m am international housesitter. I’ve sat all over the world (Costa Rica, France, Malaysia, South Africa, Iceland…). And the first sit I accepted for this summer’s trip was 2 weeks in Dublin taking care of a cat. I had bought my airfare, both into Ireland and out of to France for my next housesit, when the home owner canceled on me because she wasn’t going to be leaving town after all. Super trashy move on her part, but it’s always a risk. So rather than be pouty, I decided to make the best of it and see as much of Ireland as I could! I researched, and decided to spend a few days each in Dublin, Belfast, and Cork.

Landed in Dublin, went to the bus counter and got my 3 day Leap pass for $23. Unlimited bus travel for three days. And that was going to be necessary, because lodging in Dublin is expensive and hard to come by in the summer. Especially considering I had budgeted $0 for lodging since I had a sit! So I found a little air bnb outside of town, about a 40 min bus ride to the center. This wasn’t going to be Edinburgh where I could just walk to everything, but I saved over $50 per night doing that. Plus, I could blog on the long trips back and forth! Win – win! Anyway, got my leap pass, got on the bus for city center, transferred at the spire… Easy, breezy!

The Spire

Checked into my air bnb, which is run by a woman from Italy. Very nice little neighborhood overlooking a park. First order of business… Groceries. My peanut butter had been confiscated by security in Edinburgh… There was a little store just up the road. The prices were YOWZA expensive compared to my beloved Tesco (and it’s clearance rack!). I googled for the nearest Tesco, but it was over a mile away. Normally, not a problem, but it was after 8 and I was tired. I just bought the bare essentials- 2 ramen, a jar of peanut butter, a loaf of bread, a pack of cookies, some bananas, and a pack of frozen veggies to help ward off “traveler’s scurvy”. $14. Ouch.

Came back, talked to Brian over SCREAMING FAST internet (YAY…FINALLY!!), and crashed.

Day 2. I had planned out my days pretty well since I had only a few in each city. For Dublin, my first full day was going to consist of a free walking tour at 10 that was going to be 3 hours long, and the Leprechaun Museum at 2. The tour started at city hall, and I was supposed to change buses at the spire to get there. However, I saw it was only like 1/2 mile from the spire, so I got off and decided to walk instead.

Ok. All of these travel journals I create, I create for me. I LOVE that people enjoy them so much, and it really helps to motivate me to get an entry done every day instead of being a slacker, getting behind, getting overwhelmed, and giving up mid-trip. That said, because these are for me, I have to be honest to myself. Always. And not worry if I’m offending someone. If you love Dublin…um, here’s a nice blog on Scotland or Iceland to read!! Go check those out. Now…

First, I’ll say something nice. The weather was GREAT!! Sunshine, 60F. It’s the first time I’ve left the house without a jacket in a month. Felt nice! But as I walked the streets, I wasn’t impressed. There was no old European charm/history at all. It reminded me of a borough of New York City. Lots of non-descript red brick. Kind of gritty. I wondered if maybe the city had been bombed during WW2 and was rebuilt. That was the only thing I could think of that would explain it. As I crossed the River Liffey, I honestly didn’t feel 100% safe. I didn’t feel like someone was going to hurt me, but I just didn’t feel “safe”. Maybe like someone would take my bag or something. I’m not one to scare easily when traveling, and have been in MUCH sketchier looking areas before. But my instincts were on full alert for whatever reason. I walked through the streets and stumbled upon Temple Bar (which many have stumbled DOWN, I’m sure!!). The flower baskets hanging were absolutely gorgeous! But still…I just had this feeling. The streets reeked of urine. There were cigarette butts everywhere. I stopped at an ATM to get Euros, and was about 30 minutes early for the walking tour. So I just sat and waited. I wasn’t feeling this city. Not at all. I hoped that a good tour would change that!

The tour was beginning! My guide was Adam, and he is a history major!! <cue angels singing> YES! That’s what I needed to ground me to this place, some history. Because I wasn’t feeling it from the street. I’ll give you a quick rundown of some of the places we visited and the things that I thought were really interesting… First up, the flag. It’s a tricolor that was given to an Irish independence fighter by the French (based on the French tricolor). Now here’s what I found absolutely fascinating. If you’ve studied history, you know that religious conflict has been a major sticking point in Europe for centuries- especially Catholics vs. Protestants. Well this flag aimed to unite the two religions. Green is for the Catholics. The Orange (as in William the Orange) represents the Protestants. And the white in the middle represents unity. That really hit me as such amazing symbolism. No wind (YAY!), but here the flag. 🙂

The next story is about Lady Justice- a symbol that can be found in many countries, and is easily recognized from her scales of justice she holds. But unlike most Lady Justices, this one isn’t blindfolded. Hmmmm…. And generally, these statues face out over the city- a sign that justice is looking over the people. But in Ireland, she is facing the government buildings with her back to the people! There’s a saying about it…”The Statue of Justice, mark well her station, her face to the castle and her arse to the nation!” The Irish have humor. I like that! 😉


There’s a hole in her scales to let the rain through. It rains here? Really? Couldn’t tell from today! 🙂

Next we looked at Dublin Castle. It was first completed in the early 1200s! Of course, you can look at it and tell that it doesn’t look that old today. Fire destroyed the majority of the castle in the late 1600s. All that remains of the original building is the lower part of the round tower.

The castle overlooks some very pretty gardens, in the middle of which is a large green area. It is from this place that Dublin gets its name. This is the spot where two rivers once met- the Liffey, which still runs through the city, and some other river I can’t remember the name of that now runs underground. Where they met, a pool of black water formed. In the Irish language, Dubh Linn means black pool. 🙂

So speaking of the language, Ireland has two official languages. First is the Irish language and 2nd is English. Upon entering the airport in Dublin, I immediately knew there were two official languages, because very sign had this other language on it, and it was above the English. But I learned even more about it on this tour, and found it to be quite fascinating. The parent language is Celtic. Then, one sub language under that is Goedelic. The ancient Irish language is the original Goedelic language, and it spread to the Isle of Man and Scotland, where the highlanders there spoke (and some still do speak) Scottish Gaelic. Very interesting to see the progression of it! And very sad to say that although it is taught in Irish schools, the majority of the country is not fluent in Irish. English, even though it is the 2nd official language, is the language of government and business in the country. Mainly because it was under English rule for so long. (As I said on the Scotland blog…England is why we can’t have nice things!!)

Speaking of England, the guide touched on this whole weird thing about the island being split in two. And this is the simple, super-abridged version! It’s way more complicated than a guide could explain in 5 minutes… Anyway, it goes back to religion. So the entire island was under English rule. Those living in the north were primarily Protestant (like England). Those in the south, Catholic (not like England!). Those in the North weren’t really keen on the southern Catholics (lot of various forms of discrimination against them), and identified more with England. When Ireland was going to become independent from England in the 1920s, Northern Ireland was like, “Yeah, not so much. We’ll stick with England.”. Tons of conflict. TONS. Conflict that I remember hearing about on the news a lot when I was growing up in the 1980s. Anyway, today Northern Ireland is still ruled by the UK, and southern is independent. And, just like in Scotland, this whole Brexit thing is throwing a huge wrench into the works…will be interesting to see how it turns out.  The super cool thing is that anyone who lives in Northern Ireland can apply for an Irish passport. So theoretically, citizens of the UK could still have an EU passport after Brexit. Of course, that doesn’t solve trade issues. Ah, politics! 🙄

We then went back down to the Temple Bar, and I learned that I needed some schooling on the matter!! In all of my research, I constantly heard about “Temple Bar” being a hotspot in Dublin. I took it literally. That it was a bar named the Temple Bar and it must have some claim to fame. That’s why I took the picture of it earlier when I was wandering the streets. However, I was incorrect! Temple Barr (yes, two r’s) was the original name of this area- one of the oldest in the city. It was named for the Temple family that owned the land. And land that is next to water is barr in the Irish language. However, somewhere along the way the other r got lost, and everyone built a bar (one r!) there!! The streets are cobblestone, and the flower baskets are amazing. But the guide said only come here if you like paying a premium for alcohol and hate drinking with locals. 😉 It’s a colorful area, and vaguely reminds me of New Orleans.

We saw several more places, but these were the ones that really interested me. I do recommend the tour. And TIP AT THE END!! Don’t be a cheap ass!! When the tour was over, I went over to Trinity University to see if I could see the Book of Kells. The line was ridiculous (Saturday). So I decided to wait on that and head on over to the Leprechaun Museum and see if I could get in early (I was booked for 2, and it was almost 1). Because still, even though I had learned some cool things, I was not feeling the city and really had no desire to wander around it for an hour. The vibe was just not clicking for me. It was really crowded by now, too. The museum said I could go in at 1:20, so I ate a pepperoni stick and granola bar and hung around outside. I should have just gone back to the house…

Remember when I went to the sad ass elf museum in Iceland? Well, they had an excuse. They were in the middle of no where Iceland! This pathetic excuse for a “museum” is right off the main area in Dublin. Why did I go? Because I’m doing a folklore class for my students and thought I could get some interesting pictures and information. Wrong and wrong. My tour had like 12 people on it. At (god, I’m going to puke when I write this)… $19 per person!!!!! For what? For fucking NOTHING. Literally, you walk in to some very poorly designed and decorated rooms. In each room, the guide tells you something. We got 2 stories out of it. One was about a leprechaun. One was about a salmon of wisdom. It was so dark in the rooms that I was about to fall asleep. I learned nothing. There was nothing worth taking a picture of. This is a huge, stupid tourist trap of epic proportions. If find a leprechaun and he gives me three wishes, I’m using all of them to close that mess down! The aftermath of this museum wasn’t helping my view of the city very much at this point…

I wandered around looking for Tesco to see if I could find some Dr. Pepper. Found a Tesco (and I should have done my grocery shopping yesterday here! Much better prices!), but no Dr. Pepper. Headed back toward the spire to catch the bus back (it was about 2:30 by now). Found a Spars, and found Dr. Pepper- for $2.50 a bottle. Dear Dublin, Reykjavik called, and they want their expensive Dr. Pepper back! Love, Mary. Sigh. I got on the bus, feeling pretty damn dejected about Dublin, hoping my adventures tomorrow would change my outlook on the city, and if not, that Belfast and Cork would save the day! Ireland, I have faith in you!! I know you’re more than just Dublin!

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Day 3: 4 Museums, 3 Bog Bodies, 2 Parks, 1 Cathedral, 1 Pub, 12 hours…

Day 3: 4 Museums, 3 Bog Bodies, 2 Parks, 1 Cathedral, 1 Pub, 12 hours…

 

Last night I posted on some Ireland FB pages to get some more suggestions of places to check out in Dublin. WOW! There’s a ton of things to do here! I already had planned on doing 4 things today: Two of the National Museums, the exhibit on the Potato Famine, and a Folklore Dinner. I had room for one more thing…and two suggestions popped out the most to me. EPIC- an exhibit on Irish immigration, and the Kilmainham Gaol. I looked them both up on the map, and EPIC was more in the general direction of where I was going to be for the day, so I decided to try that. Packed up my gear, snacks, and water, and headed out for what was going to be a VERY long day!

There were a few ways to get to EPIC. I decided on the one that didn’t require a change of bus. That meant walking for about 15 minutes to a new bus stop in the neighborhood. I took off and about 2 minutes in realized I didn’t put on deodorant! And I needed it- the weather was beautiful and sunny!! Back to the house, missed my bus. I don’t freak out about such things though, because there always a reason… Headed back out to catch the next bus. Found a Leprechaun!

And then found the reason for the delay. I met a wonderful woman at the bus stop from the Republic of Congo and her 4 year old daughter. (Side note: Dublin seems like a huge melting pot- I’ve seen people from all over the world here that aren’t tourists.) We all talked about everything! Cereal, school, colors, languages, Romania (the mom used to live in Romania, and I’m going there next month), and more! By the end of the 10 min wait, the little girl had scooted across the bench and was pressed up against me. So sweet! Such a wonderful little family! I put the little girl in charge of getting me on the right bus (same as theirs). She did a great job! 🙂
This bus route required me to walk along the canal area. There were these amazing statues, that you could literally feel the despair dripping off of, representing the great hunger. I’m not an art person, but damn, these pieces were powerful. Some yahoo was having his girlfriend take all of these smiling posing stupid pictures with them. Another couple that was with them was saying he shouldn’t be acting like that, that these represented sadness. He got a picture with every one of them. Sigh. Some people…
Got to the epic museum right at my 1200 ticket time. It’s in an old dock warehouse, one of the last ones left. It’s very modern, with a ton of videos and interactive screens, but being in that old warehouse gives it not such a “cold” feel. It’s brings a much needed sense of history to all of the modern technology. The museum isn’t so much a story of immigration, as it is the immigrants themselves. It moves you through different sections, and as the museum progresses, so does time. At the end of each section, you get your passport stamped. I really enjoyed the first half, which was more about the history. The second half was more about modern times, and I didn’t find it as interesting. I spent a little over an hour here. Overall, definitely worth a visit.

Go Ireland!!

Um, if the king was writing out proclamations every time, I’m shocked he didn’t run out of paper! Those Irish didn’t take English rule too kindly!

From EPIC, I walked to the National Museum of Archaeology. As I walked through the streets, I still wasn’t feeling connected on any level to the city, although I admit, this area was definitely nice than where I was yesterday. The museum is gorgeous inside! And the displays are really well presented. I looked through everything, except the ancient Egypt part. I’m here for Ireland!

The museum looks like a cake! 🙂 Or, I’m just super hungry for anything that doesn’t contain peanut butter or noodles…

By far, the most impressive exhibit were those about the bogs… What’s a bog? Well, it’s a type of landform found in Northern Europe, kind of like a wetland of sorts. Dead plant material accumulates in these wetlands, creating the bog. This is where peat can be found- the precursor to coal. The water in the bog is very acidic, and that, combined with the cold temperatures and low oxygen levels, causes a slow decomposition of the plants. But not only plants decompose every-so-slowly here. Any organic material that winds up in the bog has the same fate as the plants. Enter, the bog bodies! A rather ominous sounding name given to something that’s well…rather ominous looking! The remains of humans have been found in these bogs. And they are surprisingly well preserved! 17 have been found in Ireland so far, and 3 are on display at the museum. I’m not going to lie- I was in the museum as soon as it opened, like 3rd person in. So it wasn’t crowded. I was alone in the room with a bog body (they’re in separate little room-like things) twice, and I seriously felt it could come to life at any minute!

Meet Clonycavan man. He was found in 2003 after getting stuck in a peat-harvesting machine (which explains why he’s just a torso). He’s been dated to 200-400 BCE!! Holy crap, that’s 2200 to 2400 years old!! The super crazy thing about this one is the hair. It is so well preserved, that it looks like a wig! Kinda creepy. He had beard hairs, too.

Next, let me introduce you to Oldcroghan Man. He’s from about the same ridiculously ancient time period. He’s just a torso, and still has an armband on!
Last, is Gallagh Man. He was discovered in 1821. It is thought that all of these were sacrifices that were buried in the bogs…
While these bog men were undeniably fascinating, there was also an exhibit of clothing that had been found in bogs. And the condition it was in was REMARKABLE!! I seriously couldn’t get over how well preserved they were.

Dress from the late 1500s/early 1600s.

Look how well preserved the fibers are!

This cap looks practically new. Seriously. But it’s from the mid 1500s!!!!!!!! It was found in a bog in 1847!

Not just people and clothes were found in bogs. These fish traps (see the pointed end? fish would swim in the big end and get trapped) were found there as well in 2006. Take a guess at how old they are…seriously. Try it. Answer is at the very end of the blog.

From there, I went to another of the national museums, the natural history museum. The guide on the tour yesterday said locals call it the “dead zoo”. Um, that name was very fitting! It was literally two floors of stuffed animals. The tags only had the common name, scientific name, and location. Zero information otherwise. I really didn’t like it, so I left after about 10 minutes.
From there, I took a stroll through Merrion Square- a pretty little park. People were lounging around, enjoying the sunshine! Oscar Wilde was lounging around, too. 😉 He was born right across the street from this park. There was also a sculpture of his pregnant wife, and the column had a ton of interesting quotes from Mr. Wilde. I snapped a pic of my favorite.
I started walking in the direction of St. Stephen’s Green Shopping Center, which was where the Potato Famine Exhibition I wanted to see was. However, I made a little detour. A lot of people on the facebook groups said I should go check out St. Stephen’s Green Park. So, I took a stroll. This park is HUGE! People were everywhere!

Ok. The Potato Famine Exhibit was FAS-CIN-A-TING!! It was so simple- there was a 15 minute movie and then 50 numbered boards that you read the story from beginning to end. This is what I live for- history exhibits that have flow and continuity. I learned SO MUCH. I’ll ignore the irony of it being next to an all you can eat buffet…. 😉 And if I needed another reason to hate the English historically, well, I sure as hell got it. I left there a combination of sad, appalled…angry.

The only thing that can get me in a mall….HISTORY!! Pay attention, Sherman Oaks Galleria!

Wow. Look at the things they did almost 200 years ago! Appalling isn’t it?? Oh, wait- that is hitting a little too close to home. Circa 2018. This made me so angry. Those who don’t understand history are doomed to repeat it. If you think things like potato famines and 1 MILLION (yes, 1 MILLION) people starving to death because they were considered to be “less than” can’t happen today, check yourself. Check yourself hard and fast. #endrant

There was only one thing left on today’s spreadsheet, and it didn’t start until 6:30. That gave me a full hour to wander around. I decided to go ahead and do something that was on tomorrow’s agenda- St. Patrick’s Cathedral. Yes, that St. Patrick! He’s the patron saint of Ireland, famous for running the snakes out of the country. Of course, no snakes ever lived in Ireland- they’re just a symbol of paganism. St. Patrick is credited with bringing Christianity to the “heathen pagans”.

And now, it was time for the grand finale of the evening! I rarely, rarely, RARELY eat out when I’m traveling. But I do always eat out at least once to try the local food. If I can be entertained while doing so, all the better. If I can be entertained AND learn something, well, stick your hand out, I’m giving you my money! And for my Irish experience, Food, Folklore, and Fairies was getting my $58! This was a 2.5 hour dinner at the Brazen Head Pub. This is Dublin’s OLDEST pub, established in…wait for it…1198!! And it’s just beautiful inside. Feels historic.

I walked in to a room with 5 huge tables and gave my name to a nice man named Ollie. Ollie told me to sit at the round table in the middle, and showed me the best seat for viewing the show! After getting people seated, Ollie came over and talked to me. I told him I am a teacher and am interested in mythology for a class I’m creating. He was really interested and had a ton of questions for me! Really nice guy! Soon, the room filled- I would guess there were about 50 people. I, of course, awkwardly stared at my phone and tried to blend into the tablecloth… We got to choose a 3 course meal- starter, main, and dessert. I chose fish cakes, Irish beef stew with Guinness sauce (there, I officially had Guinness in Ireland!), and apple pie. The show began with Ollie telling stories of the Irish people. How their folklore formed out of hardship. He spoke of the great hunger (the potato famine) that I had just learned about, rekindling that anger in me. He spoke of the stories they told. It was mesmerizing. Then, they interrupted us with food. Except that my fish cake was SO GOOD, I can’t complain!!

During the starter, the ladies next to me struck up a conversation. One of them has a little travel business and travels solo a lot, so she understood me. We really had a great conversation! Then, the plates were cleared and Ollie told us of fairies. Not tinkerbells with wings and fairy dust, but mean spirited creatures that would do you harm if you were unlucky enough to cross them the wrong way. I love how he really brought the stories to life and had me on the edge of my seat! Then, damn it, they interrupted us with food again! But once again, it was ok because my Irish beef stew was delicious! Stick to your ribs comfort food. The portion was huge and I couldn’t even eat all of it (got a doggie bag, no lie! I wasn’t going to throw that away!). The main course was a longer break, and Ollie came back over and talked to me. I told him about the Potato Famine exhibit and how I really enjoyed his stories since I had learned the history of it today. He had never even heard of it! He said that if I was interested, he was going to another Great Hunger exhibition on Wednesday and I could come with him. Seriously, that sounded SO WONDERFUL!! To go to something like that with an Irishman who loved the history. But I was leaving on Tuesday!! Damn the luck! I would have gone in a heartbeat…

Starters were cleared, dessert was served (the apple pie was literally the best I’d ever had in my entire life!!!), and it was song time! Ollie got everyone involved, and I was singing songs that I didn’t even know what the lyrics were! It was just so much fun- clapping and stomping and singing and laughing. I really didn’t want it to end. But it did. And it was 945pm….

Ok. I am a solo female traveler. And one thing I do is make sure I’m always in before it starts to get dark. Ok, granted, it doesn’t get dark here until like 10:30. So I had time. But I had a 45 minute bus ride back. Usually, I catch the direct bus from the spire, but the spire was .8 miles away (EVERYTHING I have to go to, I swear to god it does not matter what it is, is .8 miles away here!!). So I was going to catch some other bus, transfer to another bus, and then be home. Except I had a major concern. Google really sucks with the bus schedules. Seriously. I can’t count on it. It was late, and I knew the buses would stop or have a greatly reduced schedule soon. I just didn’t know when and didn’t trust google. And true to form, the stop I walked to from the pub that google said had a bus leaving at 10:05 had a sign saying that it was leaving at 10:25. Ugh. That was pushing me really late. I looked at my fellow bus stop mates. Three straight up junkies. I’m not lying. The woman was squatting on the ground, looking at me with dead eyes. I was in constant text contact with Brian. Standing in front of 3 junkies with a phone and a day pack. I couldn’t have been more obvious if I had put a sign on my forehead “HAPLESS SINGLE FEMALE TOURIST”. I told Brian I wasn’t feeling comfortable, and I walked several meters away to stand outside of a restaurant. But then, I got nervous. I really had no idea how long my transfer would be. I had no idea what kind of neighborhood I’d have to wait in. I had no idea if that bus had even stopped running for the night. And I was not feeling safe. I had to make an executive decision…

I started walking. Fast. Staying along the river where I felt it was safer than getting myself tucked into the buildings and alleys. Texting Brian the whole time. I was going to make it those .8 miles to the spire and get the direct bus! I crossed the bridge early because I kinda just wanted to put a river between that area and me. I saw a couple up ahead- the guy was pretty large. So I walked fast, caught up, and kept pace with them for several blocks. By the time they turned off, I was in a much more “touristy” area with a lot of people walking around. I could breathe again. 🙂  Made it to the spire just in time to catch my bus, and made it back no problems. Traveling solo as a female presents a whole set of issues that other travelers don’t have to deal with. It’s only you and your instincts. And I always follow my instincts and never question them. Better safe than sorry.

I walked back into the house right at 12 hours after I had left. A VERY full day in Dublin, indeed. I’ll be honest, I’m still not feeling the city. I’m not connecting with it. But there are at least some really cool things to see and do here, so I’m just focusing on that. One more day to go…

That fish trap is about 7000 years old!!!!!!!!! My mind was BLOWN!!!!!!!!!

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Day 4: Ancient Books, Mummies, the Beach, and Folklore!

Day 4: Ancient Books, Mummies, the Beach, and Folklore!

 

I woke up exhausted. A 12 hour day yesterday on top of being out late wasn’t a good combination for these old bones! But no time to dawdle! I had a 9am date with the book of Kells! Ate a peanut butter and banana sandwich, packed my bag, and headed to the bus stop at 8. Walked from O’Connell street to Trinity College, and was about a half hour early. Saw a Spar across the street…if I ever needed a Dr pepper, it was this morning! Got it, went on to the campus to get off the busy streets, and sipped my dp like it was the finest wine! Ahhhhhhhhh…..

Headed in to see the Book of Kells. Now, this wasn’t on my original schedule. I learned about it on the walking tour the first day, and many people on the Facebook groups said go. Plus, I learned that the library was the inspiration for the Hogwart’s library, so my students were going to get a kick out of seeing that! Worth it for $13 (go early, book online, and you get a discount!). I thought you just walked in, saw the book, saw the library, and went on your merry (Mary?) way. But no! There was a really fabulous exhibit before you went in, telling all about not just what the book was, but how it was made. I found the pigments fascinating, and struck up a conversation with a special Ed teacher and another lady from Virginia over them. We had a quick conversation about the amazing things people could do 1200 years ago (yes, the book is 1200 years old!!), and how current society would fare if all of our technology was removed. Amazing conversation, amazing topic, 3 minutes. 🙂
It was cool to see the actual book (no photos allowed), but I was more impressed by the “how” than the “product”. But it was cool to see something so old and crazy to think it had survived so long. Especially since the monastery where it was had been sacked by Vikings SEVERAL times. It’s amazing that it survived. And sad to think about everything that didn’t. 🙁  Fun fact- you only view a couple of the pages of the book on any given day. Each day, they change the page! 🙂
I then walked into the library. Holy cache of knowledge, batman. The visuals in this place were unbelievable. But the SMELL! It was like inhaling knowledge and history all in one breath. Plus, you know, wizards…. 😉
They had some exhibits in the library as well. I actually found those books to be more interesting that the actual Book of Kells itself…

This is a law book from the 1300s!! It’s talking about the laws for beekeeping in Ireland!

This book is from the 1500s and has amazing illustrations of the Burke family- a powerful family back in the day.

This is the Brian Boru harp. It’s the oldest harp in Ireland, most likely from the 1400s. It’s the model for the harp symbol of Ireland!

I was in the college for about 45 minutes. I had 20 minutes until my next destination, St Michan’s, opened. I could either take two buses, or walk .8 (it’s ALWAYS .8!!) miles. I opted to walk. And I got there 5 minutes before it opened! Soon, the doors opened and I went inside. Two cute little old ladies welcomed me. They asked, “Just you?”. Yes! “One adult?”. And this is where it got fun. I scrunched up my face and said, “Well, that depends on the day!”. They said that was a great answer. They laughed and joked and said that if I was 6 today I could get in free! I told them I was feeling rather adult today, so I’d pay the $8. So fun! I walked around the church while I waited for the tour guide. It was nice inside, but not knock your socks off wow.

The old tower of St. Michans, rising above the modern buildings.

It was just a few minutes before the guide showed up. He had a dry eccentric humor, and was cracking jokes and explaining things in such a quirky way! Now, I’ve been in a lot of crypts… This was very different. He unlocked a chained metal door kind of like a cellar door. You kinda had to duck and really watch your head to go in. I was the first one. 🙂  The original chapel was built in 1095!! The current chapel was rebuilt in 1686, but completely remodeled in 1825.  However, these were the original crypts! At the end of this one was the main attraction… The mummies! (Because I didn’t get enough of desiccated people yesterday at the bog exhibit! 💀) He explained that the temperate down here remained constant. That the limestone ceiling and walls absorbed all of the moisture from above, keeping it dry. And that the ground released methane gas. These three conditions were perfect for mummification. So there are 4 that have their coffins open- it’s illegal to open the coffins, but these were busted open and damaged, so then I guess all bets are off after that! #givemeahammer
So let me introduce you to the mummies. The one on the far right is a woman- unknown. The one in the middle is possibly a thief- because he’s missing his right hand! But why would a thief be buried under the church??  No one knows. Maybe he reformed and became a priest. Maybe his hand was lost to disease or accident and not a punishment. He’s the only one that knows, and he’s keeping “mum” about it! Lordy, I crack myself up!! 😂 His feet are also missing. Possibly because he was too tall and coffins were pretty much all the same size back then, so if you didn’t fit, they made you fit. 😬 The one on the right is another female, thought to be a nun. The dude at the top is the crazy one, though. A crusader that is about 800 years old!! They know this because crusaders were buried with their feet crossed, like Jesus on the cross. However, this guy was no joke- over 6.5 feet tall!! That would have been a GIANT back then! So his legs were broken in typical “make you fit” fashion and tucked under him, but crossed at the thighs. And what’s even crazier, is that until just last summer, you could TOUCH his hand for good luck!!!! What tha what tha?? 😖 It’s thought that Dublin resident, Bram Stoker (of Dracula fame) visited these crypts and got some inspiration… There’s one other crypt that is open to the public. It was a lot bigger. Back in medieval times, you bought a crypt, and your family could use it FOREVER. There are still burials down here sometimes, the last I think he said in 2002!! Most have been abandoned. The coffins are just piled on top of each other. Crazy. Go here. It’s very, very unique!

Now, I had to make a decision. It was 1030,and my next scheduled adventure wasn’t until 230. Four hours. I knew I didn’t want to wander around Dublin for that long. It would be dumb to spend 49 minutes on a bus to the house just to have to turn back around. Decisions, decisions. Then, I remembered someone on the fb groups said that I could use my Leap bus pass to take a train to a place called Bray. Hmm. I looked it up. 40 minutes there, 40 min back. That would give me a little over an hour there. Why the hell not?! Using my public transportation prowess, I decided to take a bus to the train station instead of walk. So easy! Got to the train station, beeped my card, walked in, got on the train. I looked at Google maps to see which side of the train would be against the coast, and sat on the left side. After traveling through the city for a while, the landscape started to open up. Soon, there was a gorgeous ocean view filling up the window. I Googled “what to do in Bray”. There was an aquarium! There are 2 things I seek out in every country- Dr. Pepper and Aquariums!! With my plans firmly in place, I sat back and watched some stunning scenery approach…

Got off the train and followed google maps to the aquarium. And immediately, I knew it was not for me. Very “little kid” oriented from the outside. So I turned around and went the other direction, following the sidewalk up the coast toward a big hill in the distance. The little town was reminiscent of when I visited Coney Island in New York a few years ago. It had a feel of days gone by to it. Kind of an innocence and peacefulness. People were everywhere, enjoying the rare brilliant sunshine! Sleeveless tops and dresses revealed pale Irish skin. You could almost hear it crackling like bacon in a hot pan! I had read in my impromptu Bray research on the train that there was a gorgeous hike along cliffs to a place called Greystone. I figured this must be the direction of it. As I started up the hill, I checked the clock. Not much time before I needed to turn around to catch the train back so I wouldn’t miss my tour in Dublin at 2:30. Ok..I’ll just go around one more corner. And then that was super nice…and I’d tell myself again…just one more corner. Finally, I had to make a decision. Do this hike or go back. Decisions, decisions!! I decided to go back- especially after I saw the sign that it was a 6km walk to Graystones! Went back and as I got back on the main sidewalk, I had the super strong feeling of someone staring at me…hard. I looked to my left and it was a huge white building called the Bray Head. I could still feel someone staring at me. I looked toward the busted windows, some with old curtains, some without, and realized that whatever was watching me wasn’t a whoever. I got chills, even in the heat. I don’t know anything about that place, but I felt something so strong in there…I could still feel it watching me as I continued down the path, past ice cream cone licking people and parents pushing strollers.

If you know anything about this place, please comment below!

Hopped the train and sat on the right this time so I’d be close to the coast. The seats faced each other. I was sitting facing the back of an older man’s head. He was trying to talk to the lady in front of him, explain things about Bray to her. She looked about as interested as those mummies from earlier! She’d give him one word answers, and then turn her head. I was starting to boil. First of all, she’s being a disrespectful bitch to this guy. Second of all, I wanted to hear what he had to say!!
I really didn’t know how to interject myself into the mix, so I just stared out the window. Then I saw something interesting! Some kind of ancient tower looking structure out on a peninsula. This was my chance!
I hopped into the seat across from me and said, “Excuse me, but do you know what that structure is out on the peninsula?” The man told me it wasn’t a peninsula- it was an island. And that it was a watch tower built in the 1800s to look for approaching enemies. I think he said there were 27 of them total along the coast. I had my in!! I started asking him all kinds of questions! We got to another stop, and a bunch of people were getting on. He said, “Why don’t you sit up here?”. Didn’t have to ask me twice! I sat next to him and we talked the entire way back to Dublin. He was born and still lives in Bray. He’s seen a lot of changes over the decades. He works for a language school and is actually the guide for the lady sitting across from him and a bunch of kids from Spain that were with her. We talked about so many things, I can’t even remember them all! Moscow (don’t ask me how we got there!), the state of Dublin (he agrees with me that it’s very run down and rough), we talked about how Dublin got that way, how it seems to be the case all over the world, about Dublin bay and the electricity generators across the bay, about the football stadium and the world cup. So many things!! All too soon we hit the Pearse station and had to part.

 

Grabbed myself an orange juice at Spar and decided to walk the .8 (of course!) miles to the starting point of my free Fables and Folklore tour. It was really interesting! It was more of a talk than a tour. We just walked around to a few places to keep the blood flowing. At one point, we sat under a shady tree next to St. Patrick Cathedral and he told all kinds of stories about Irish folklore- focusing on 3 main segments…first, the Giants. Then, the Tuatha Dé Danann- beautiful, magical type people we might think of as elves from Lord of the Rings. Then, the humans, who ran the Tuatha Dé Danann underground, where they became the fairies of Irish mythology. And Irish fairies, just in case you weren’t clear, aren’t some Peter Pan Tinkerbell ass things with pretty little wings, wands, and fairy dust. No, they will fuck you up if you cross them. So don’t. You’re welcome. 🙂 The walk was 2 hours, very interesting, and I highly recommend it. TIP YOUR GUIDE!!!

Another long day out. As I walked back to catch my bus, I snapped a few photos of things that I found to be interesting…

Damn, there is SUCH a good story here!!!

Rock on, with your rainbow self, Ireland!!

So… Dublin. Have my thoughts about the city changed from the first day? No. There are a lot of things to see and do here, and many of them I really enjoyed. But as for the city itself, I don’t like it. It still doesn’t click for me on any level. I was thinking about this on all of my .8 mile matches across the city. I came up with an analogy. It’s like when you hang out with someone for the first time. You might have a few things in common to converse about, and when that’s done, it’s just awkward silences. You realize nothing flows easily and there’s no chemistry there. No connection. And you know it’s just not going anywhere. That’s me and Dublin. I saw pretty much everything I wanted to see, and I’m done here. It’s not one of those places I want to bring Brian back to. Eh. You can’t love everything. If you did you’d have no perspective. Tomorrow, Belfast awaits!

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Days 5 & 6: A Nomadic Adventure of Titanic Proportions in Belfast!

Days 5 & 6: A Nomadic Adventure of Titanic Proportions in Belfast!

 

Day 5: Got up, got my stuff together, counted out 3.30 euros for the bus (my leap card expired yesterday), and left my airbnb. Seriously, if you’re traveling solo and don’t mind a 35 minute direct bus ride to the city center, for less than $25 a night you cannot beat this place!! Last time taking the bus to the spire. Had to then walk from there to the Dublin Coach stop with my 15kg pack. I can’t wait until Brian gets here and can haul all these winter clothes back with him (well, that, among other reasons 😉 )! Boarded the bus and it is NICE! Way nicer than the one I spent 5 days on in Scotland! Good leg room, comfortable seats, wifi, fold down trays, and the best part? ROW TO MYSELF!

Headed out of Dublin and I felt relief. We drove through miles and miles of farmland. Trees, green hills, sheep, cows. Two hours later, we pulled into Belfast. I was a little anxious. I really didn’t want to have that same heavy feeling here that I had in Dublin. Stepped off of the bus and immediately felt different! The vibe and energy here felt so much better than in Dublin, and I breathed a sigh of relief! It was a 1.5 mile walk to my airbnb- with that stupid 15 kg pack. That’s a lot on an old woman! 🙂 It was a little after 11:30, it was going to take me about 45 minutes to walk with rest breaks, and I couldn’t check in until 1- so I thought what the hell, I’ll go sit down and have lunch <insert gasp>. I went a little less than halfway, and came to a shopping center area called CastleCourt. I didn’t want to eat in the mall (I don’t even like to go into malls!), but I figured there must be something on the little sides streets. I didn’t want to go too far searching, because the pack was killer. Then, I saw a sign for a place called Biddy Farrelly’s. Followed the arrow and ended up in a little local cafe by myself. Which meant the waiter was bored, so he came over to have a chat! I ordered a chicken and bacon sandwich, garlic chips (fries), and water. $11, not too shabby. He whole heartedly agreed with my choice of garlic chips, and said the chef didn’t like them. I told him garlic goes with everything, except maybe ice cream, and that got a chuckle! While I waited on my food, we talked about all kinds of things. My travels, this cafe (which has been open for about 8 months and he seems very proud and happy to work there!), the Giant’s Causeway (he’s never been- I almost invited him to come along with me!), and politics. It’s amazing how much conversational ground one can cover in 10-15 minutes!! He did tell me that the two sides here are the Unionists (think Union Jack- they want to remain a part of the UK- mainly Protestant) and the Nationalists (they want to be a part of the nation of Ireland- mainly Catholic). We talked about the murals around town, the “troubles” as they call the time period when Belfast was basically a war zone in the 70s, 80s, and early 90s. It’s so strange…you think of war zone areas in like Bosnia or Syria or something. Not in a western European country in the modern era.

Had my meal (very good!) and bid Michael a fond farewell. As I walked out, I realized I made a major faux pas…I tipped him with a $2 euro coin! They do pounds here! I’m back in the UK again! Whoopsy…. Walked to the bnb and checked in. It’s in an old brick Victorian row house (I don’t know if that’s the right word- all of the houses are connected). He was telling me how when this was built it didn’t have indoor plumbing. It’s 4 stories, the ceilings are soaring, and my room is just perfect! Today’s agenda was work. I had neglected it for the past few days in Dublin, and really needed to catch up. But damn my brain was tired! I took a 2 hour nap, then worked. 🙂  Walked to Tesco about a half mile away and got the necessities to get me through the next few days. I saw some murals as I walked along, and tried to understand their meaning. It was pretty obvious that I was in a Nationalist neighborhood. And, I was pretty proud of that!

No Dr. Pepper at this Tesco. 🙁  I’m seeing a pattern. When I’ve found Dr. Pepper, it tends to be near universities. Not available in the working class areas, and this was definitely working class. Headed back, and worked some more until bedtime.

Day 6: Titanic Museum day!! I had been looking forward to this! It was a 2.5 mile walk to the museum from the house. Anything 3 miles and under is doable on foot, plus I wanted to see the city more up close and personal, so I packed my day pack with lunch and water and headed out. Still that same lighter feeling I had yesterday, and I realized I had the spring back in my step and that little smile I carry when I’m off on a new adventure. Felt soooo nice!! I came to a mega street crossing…I will say, that Dublin does street crossings much better than Belfast!! Handy little “look left” “look right” signs on the street so you know which way to look for traffic, and easy to decipher pedestrian lights. Belfast, not so much. I saw a tunnel, and figured it must be the passage under this mega street crossing. Yep. And when I got inside, that’s when I said out loud, “I like Belfast!”
On the other side of the tunnel is what I think is called Queen’s Square. A lovely little square with water fountains. I didn’t have to walk much further, and then I saw one of the things I was excited to see….<cue dramatic music>…THE SALMON OF KNOWLEDGE (that should be said with an echo-y kind of tone!). If you remember that craptastic Leprechaun Museum from Dublin, that’s where I first heard the story about the salmon. Quick version….A man named Finnegas was very wise, and a boy named Fionn (super famous in Irish mythology!!) was sent to learn from him. They lived together. Every day, Finnegas would fish for a salmon. But not any old salmon- the <cue dramatic music and echo-y tone> SALMON OF KNOWLEDGE!! Apparently this salmon had eaten some hazelnuts that had all of the world’s knowledge in them (I only get fat from eating nuts, not wise, but whatevz…). Whoever would eat the salmon, would then have all of that knowledge passed to them! Day after day, Finnegas fished, until one day, he caught it! He gave it to Fionn to cook, with a strict warning not to eat any of it! Finnegas wanted that wisdom!! So Fionn is cooking it, and it comes time to turn it over. He burns his fingers, and quickly puts his thumb in his mouth to ease the pain. And BLAM-O! The wisdom is imparted to Fionn. Finnegas knows there is nothing more to teach Fionn, so he sends him off. And Fionn becomes one of the greatest warriors and mythological figures in Ireland. The end. 🙂 I touched the salmon, but fearing some heinous germ, didn’t stick my finger in my mouth! 😉 I crossed a long bridge over the River Lagan, and walked along it toward the museum.
The museum was gorgeous and imposing! I was one of the first ones in. I knew this was something I wanted to record for class, so I took pictures of every sign and several videos. The way the information was presented was STUNNING!! This is a world-class museum, no joke. An absolute perfect mix of reading, videos, and interactive screens. The story flowed and made sense throughout. One of my favorite museums now! It started out with how Belfast became such a center for industry and ship building, then worked it’s way into how the ship was built. Oh, just to clarify, Belfast is where Titanic was born- drawn and built here! After you got through the main museum part of that section, you had to go up an elevator. There was an employee there, telling everyone “hi” and “good morning” and such. I replied back “good morning” when it was my turn. He kind of stopped me. He said that he had been in security for an IT firm, and specialized in studying body language. He could tell as I walked toward him that I walked with confidence, and then when I greeted him, I looked him right in the eye- a sign of trust. He said so many people just look away, or if they do talk to him, look slightly to the left or right, avoiding eye contact. I told him, “Well, when you’re traveling alone you have to be confident!”. He then told me about his sister, who back in the 70s traveled the world on her own, a time when such things were practically unheard of. He said she was such an inspiration to him. That she was wise and gave him good advice. And that she was more like a mother to him. He told me he was from a ship building family and asked me how many kids did I think there were. I guessed 13. He said I was very close- 15!! His father was an alcoholic (he added “like many Belfast men”) and his mother was overwhelmed. So the older children pretty much raised the younger ones. We talked about street smarts vs. academics, and how having one can be detrimental, and having both is rare and makes for a well rounded person. He told me he grew up the smallest boy in one of the roughest schools in Belfast, and he was picked on a lot. He had to get street smarts. But he also got his master’s degree. We had the loveliest conversation! He said at one point, “But I don’t want to keep you from your day.” I told him, “You are a part of my day.” And I meant it. I think he stopped me because I reminded him of his sister. That was the feeling I got, anyway. Soon it was time for him to get back to work and me to be off. I reached out to shake his hand and told him my name was Mary (he said that was a good Irish name!) and it was a pleasure to meet him. He said his name was Keith, but people called him Pip (his middle name is Phillip, but people called him Pip because he has “Great Expectations”!). You can learn a lot in 5 minutes if you stop to listen…
After my conversation with Pip, I headed up the elevator. There was a RIDE in this museum!! I kid you not! I got into a little suspended car and it took me through the ship building yard, telling you all of the different parts. So unexpected and fun! Then you go into the area where it talks about the launch, then all of the furnishings and different classes of rooms, and then something I never knew. The Titanic didn’t just leave port and sail for New York. It picked up passengers at 4 ports- Belfast, Southampton, England , Cherbourg, France and Queenstown, Ireland. Loved to learn that! And it would have significance later in the day… After that, it discussed being on board, and then what you knew was coming…the fateful night. After that, it went to modern times and talked about the discovery of the Titanic and all of the technology used. This museum is fascinating and amazing. There’s so much more to the story than “Huge ship hits iceberg and sinks, becoming infamous in history”….

With your ticket to the Titanic Museum, you also get a ticket to tour the Nomadic (now do you see where the blog title comes from?! I’m so clever!! 😝). I showed the guy my ticket and entered with a couple. We went over to the person who would give us the “history run down” of the ship, then send us on our way for a self guided tour. OH MY GOD. THIS SHIP IS FASCINATING!! The museum is awesome, no doubt. But you’re reading about history. Here, you are ON history!! And I was captivated! Then, about 3/4 of the way through the guide’s speech, the lady in the couple pipes up and says, “Stop! Too much information for me.” Um, exsqueeze me, bitch, but the world doesn’t revolve around your brain’s inability to process information. Some of us would like to hear the rest of the story. But no, the lady then asked a couple of super stupid questions that had already been answered if she had been paying attention (I so wanted to step in and answer them with a smart ass sarcastic tone!!), and that was the end of it. Fucking tourists.

With that off my chest, let me introduce the Nomadic. You can feel the history on her!! I love her so much!! She is the last of the surviving White Star vessels!! Not only that, but she was the tender ship for Titanic (and other super liners of the day, but we’re here for Titanic!). So what’s a tender ship, you may be asking (because I didn’t know either). As you know, huge ships have huge drafts, meaning they have to dock in really deep water. Back in 1911, not all ports had water deep enough for these massive ocean liners that were being built. So Nomadic was built right alongside the Titanic, except it only took about 5 months to build her. And her job was to ferry the 1st and 2nd class passengers from the shore to Titanic- who could be anchored up to 2 miles off shore!! A smaller sister tender ship was also built- the Traffic. She carried 3rd class passengers, luggage, and supplies. Remember that map from before about all of the ports Titanic picked up passengers from? Well, the Nomadic was assigned to Cherbourg, France. That’s why she flies a French flag- which I noticed and wondered about as I walked to the museum earlier.

Like I said, Nomadic’s job was to handle the 1st and 2nd class passengers. And the ship was basically separated in half for each class! Just like on Titanic, the classes were not allowed to intermingle. There was actually a gate mid-ship to keep the 2nd class passengers from getting to the 1st class side. And all they were doing was being shuttled from shore to the Titanic! White Star wanted their tender ship to be just as luxurious as Titanic, so the passengers (at least 1st class!) would have a taste of what to expect. The detail on the paneling, so finely carved (I only have video, no pics 🙁 ), it’s just “fancy” looking. When you go to the 2nd class side, there are still some artsy details, but absolutely no where near as elaborate as on the 1st class side. So interesting!

On April 10, 1912, 172 1st and 2nd class passengers boarded the Nomadic. 63 of them would drown 4 days later.

The Nomadic continued to serve as a tender ship out of Cherbourg for other White Star and Cunard liners. Then, it was used in WW1 and WW2 to transfer troops and sweep the ocean for land mines. After the war, she returned to tendering, for huge ships such as the Queen Mary (which is now docked where I live in Los Angeles and now I have to go take a tour of her, too!). She was retired in 1968, and was saved from being scrapped when a private investor bought  her and turned her into a restaurant in Paris, moored on the Seine River across from the Eiffel Tower. When the owner fell on hard times, the ship was seized by the French Government in 2002. By this time, she was 91 years old and not in very good condition. There were plans to scrap her if no one wanted her. Fortunately, the people of Ireland heard of her plight, and wanted to bring her back home- to Belfast! So money was raised, and the Northern Ireland government bought her at auction for 250,001 pounds. The minimum bid was 250,000. Had they not saved her, she’d be scrapped by now. 🙁 She was in such bad condition that they couldn’t even tow her to Belfast. They had to put her on a barge. Once she was home, renovations were begun! Fortunately, a lot of the original decor was still there! But it was in bad condition. They lovingly restored her to her 1911 glory, and today this 107 year old beauty flies her White Star flag on her bow, overlooking the Titanic museum, and the French flag on her stern. GO TO THIS. DO IT. NOW. I have so much love and respect for this little ship and all she’s been through. I can’t wait to teach my students about her!!

When I was finished with Nomadic, it was time to go to my last port o’ call for the day- Titantic’s dry dock!! And I was a little concerned. Because their website wasn’t working and I couldn’t order my tickets in advance. This was one thing I knew I didn’t want to miss!! It was a half mile walk from the museum to the dry dock. I saw the entrance for the HMS Caroline, and it said that the dry dock was the next door down. I went in and…it was just a cafe. I didn’t see a sign for Titanic anywhere. It was pretty busy, but I went up to the front and asked where do I buy my ticket for the dry dock? The guy said right here, 3 pounds (which is like $4 and the best deal in the ENTIRE UK!!). Handed me a self guided map and sent me through a door on the other side of the cafe, which me and my obliviousness to my surroundings had missed…
I walked through the door and realized it wasn’t just a door. It was a time portal to 1911. I found myself in the pump room. It was filthy, covered in dust and flaked paint and pigeon shit. This wasn’t some slick, manufactured history for the masses. This was the real deal. And when I got over the awe of that, I realized that I was all alone. No one else was in here.
There was signage in the pump house, but I didn’t fully understand the mechanization and the role it played. Honestly, I was a bit confused and the self guide brochure they gave me wasn’t super informative. I walked through another door to the outside and HOLY. FUCK. I own a lot of words. But none of them are sufficient to define what I saw and felt when my eyes hit Titanic’s dry dock for the first time. I’ll try though. It’s massive. It’s breathtaking. It emanates history. It’s… well… Titanic. And as I stood there and looked into that gaping behemoth of an opening in the ground, there wasn’t a single person in sight. How could this be? Why is no one here? The museum was PACKED. Don’t they know that THIS is where the history is? The last place Titanic was on land? The only place where you can truly get a feel of how fantastically large this ship truly was? Apparently not…

For some perspective, those are two sets of stairs on the far end. Each set is 6 flights

I followed the signs around. They showed pictures of Titanic in this very dock, and I tried to get the same angle to show how it looks now.
Amazing, isn’t it?! THIS IS TITANIC’S FOOTPRINT ON LAND!! I swear, I could have squealed with delight at the wondrousness of it all! And to be able to experience it without another soul around. People…people…I can’t express it. Once I made my way to the other end of the dry dock, there was a “bridge” you could walk out on. It’s that white cement wall to the right of this picture, just on the other side of that wooden walkway you see. At this point, it started coming together for me. Ok, here is what I was able to decipher…and if anyone has facts that dispute my interpretation, please comment and let me know. That white wall that I was able to walk on is new. It’s kind of a retaining wall of sorts, to keep the ocean at bay (no pun intended!). Between that white wall and the old looking “wall” is dry space, so no water is against the old “wall”. That’s because, well, it’s old. How old? IT IS THE ORIGINAL GATE THAT TITANIC SAILED THROUGH IN 1911 OLD!! Ok. Let that sink in for a moment. (It literally took me a lot of moments for the reality and importance of that to truly sink in as I stood there.).
I descended six flights of stairs to the bottom of the dry dock, and this is where I almost lost it. The emotions of the history of this place overwhelmed me. The knowledge that I was in this place, alone, experiencing this without any distractions from tourists, overwhelmed me. Tears came to my eyes. I touched this gate- the very one Titanic sailed through- and I let the energy of that history flow into me. I can’t describe it. I don’t have the words.
Down here, there was just me and these cut outs of people who were innovators in shipping through the ages. And I learned more about how this place worked. Under each set of stairs was a culvert of sorts with a gate on it. So here’s what would happen. The gate would be closed. The two culverts would be opened. The ocean would rush in through the culverts, and fill this place in about 3 hours. How much water is that? 21 MILLION GALLONS. Once it was full, the gate would be opened and the ship could be placed in position. In the case of Titanic, her hull was built on slips here in Belfast, and then she was maneuvered into position in the dry dock. Once she was in, the gate would be closed behind her. Now, the dry dock had to be emptied. That’s where the pump house came into play!! I understood it all now! That pump house could empty the water, all 21 MILLION gallons in about an hour and a half!! Amazing!! And they could control the flow- drain it quickly at first, but then go slower as the hull was about to rest on the keel blocks- those are those things down the middle of the dry dock that the ship sits on. It lifts it up above the floor of the dry dock so workers can put the finishing touches on the hull and install the propellers. When she was finished, the culvert doors were opened, the dry dock would fill, the gate would open, and Titanic would sail out. Amazing. Simply freaking amazing.

This picture shows Titanic resting on the keel blocks. My god!!!!

As I climbed out of that hole, my respect and admiration for the people who built the world’s largest movable man made structure at the time was off the charts. Oh! How they must have felt when they learned of her fate and the fate of so many of her passengers! I can’t imagine the anguish. I’ve always heard the story of Titanic. We all have. But today, that story was brought to life for me in a way history rarely can be. Today, I didn’t just learn more about Titanic, I felt her. I took so much video for my students. I want them to feel her, too.

I was now 3 miles from my airbnb. It was HOT out. Ireland is in the middle of it’s worst heat wave since the last ice age or something. I was out of water, tired, and frankly just didn’t want to walk anymore. I’m old, dammit! But I’m also a cheap ass. But old won out and I walked the 1/2 mile back to the museum and ordered an Uber for $8. When the driver realized where I was going, he asked if I had seen the murals yet. I said I had seen a few on my way to the store and in town. He then took it upon himself to drive me to see where the major murals are- just a stone’s throw from where I’m staying! Apparently, my neighborhood was a serious flashpoint during what they call “the troubles”. My area is very Nationalist. He showed me an area where IRA members were tortured. He said they were waterboarded. Blindfolded and dropped from helicopters- just a few feet, but they didn’t know that at the time. This divide is still very much on the minds of the people I have encountered here in Belfast. They all openly talk about it. I plan on heading out in a couple of days to get up close and personal with the murals. But for now, today was about Titanic. I had spent over 5 hours at the museum, Nomadic, and the dry dock. And it was a damn fine day.
Day 7: Dark Hedges, Giant’s Causeway, and Carrick-a-Rede Bridge

Day 7: Dark Hedges, Giant’s Causeway, and Carrick-a-Rede Bridge

 

Ah, buses. Especially the kind filled with tourists. But a necessity for a girl who isn’t interesting in driving on the wrong side of the road for the first time while trying to navigate and look at the scenery all by herself! So here I was, on yet another bus tour. This time a full day tour of Dark Hedges, Giant’s Causeway, and the Carrick-a-Rede death trap bridge. I chose to go with Finn McCools tours. Mainly because it was only 20 pounds out of Belfast and they were one of the few companies that didn’t have Game of Thrones splattered all over the description. I don’t watch it, and didn’t want to listen to someone blather on for hours about references to some TV show that I would never understand. Also, important to note: If you want to do this tour, do it out of Belfast like I did. If you do it out of Dublin you’ve added FOUR FREAKING HOURS to your bus ride and about 40 pounds.

I walked the little over a mile to the bus stop and boarded at 9:30. The Dublin passengers were already on board, but there was a free row! Yay!! Free row all to myself! No wifi or usb charging port, though. #firstworldproblems  We headed out into the Irish countryside, passing sheep and cows and rolling green hills. And then, we stopped. Right on the road, because there was no shoulder. And the driver turned the key, and the bus went “rrr, rrr, rrr” and nothing. He did that a few more times. Nothing. He and the guide got out, were gone for like 15 minutes. Came back and said there was an electrical problem and they were trying to work with headquarters to get us a replacement. We sat on the bus another 10 minutes or so. It was pretty hot outside (Ireland is in the middle of a massive heat wave- worst in decades), and the bus was soon getting really warm and stuffy. The guide came on and said we all needed to get off the bus in case someone hit us from behind. So we all pile off, and walk in the weeds down the side of the road (at least we didn’t have to worry about snakes! 😛 ) to a driveway. The bus driver knocks on the door, no one is home. So we all sat in this person’s driveway, in the heat and full sun (there was NO shade) for over an hour. Not fun. Our replacement buses arrived- two small buses instead of one big one. We piled in and headed off for our first planned stop….dark hedges.

Irish flares. 😉

Now that we were on 2 smaller buses, there weren’t as many seats. So I lost my comfy, cozy row for 1. I was now sharing my row with a fellow female solo traveler. I figured she was pretty cool, because she had two long braids down either side that were dyed mermaid greenish/blue! 😍 We got to talking a bit, discussed our past and present travels (she travels a lot, too). Her name is Leilani. I should win a prize or something, because I sat next to the one girl on the bus for FIVE days in Scotland and never even knew her name! Reached dark hedges, and went our separate ways. We had 20 minutes here, which wasn’t quite enough. Really needed 30 to get all the way to the end and back. So what is dark hedges? It’s these AMAZING beech trees that were planted in 1775 along the drive leading up to some rich guy’s brand new house. Game of Thrones (last time I mention it!), filmed something here, and the place became an instant tourist attraction. Of course, with tourists come idiots, and they’ve been carving shit on the trees and are destroying them. 150 of them were planted, a little less than 90 still remain. Traffic along the road has been banned to try to help preserve them, but these trees are already about 250 years old…they won’t be around forever. 🙁  They are gorgeous!! Not very dark today, as the sun was shining as bright as it possibly could, but still beautiful and very peaceful- even with the tourist hordes walking around.

ANOTHER bus met us at Dark Hedges. This time, we all piled on one big bus. I ended up toward the back (which I hate, especially on winding roads) with some guy sitting next to me. Soon we were pulling in to the Giant’s Causeway. And the story about how it got its name is a really fun one! So there were two giants, Fionn from Ireland (you may remember him from our story yesterday about the Salmon of Knowledge) and Benandonner from Scotland. There’s a few different versions of how this went down (it’s a popular story here, I’ve heard it a few times already, each with a different twist!). I’ll go with a simple one. So the giants see each other across the water, and decide that there isn’t enough room in the world for 2 giants. They each start building a bridge (causeway) so they can reach each other. As Fionn starts to get closer, he realizes that Benandonner is MUCH larger than he is!! He goes back home and tells his wife. She’s super smart and devises a plan. She dresses Fionn up like a baby and puts him in a huge crib. Benandonner finishes building his side of the causeway, reaches Ireland, and beats on the door of Fionn’s house, demanding to fight him. Fionn’s wife answers, and says that he isn’t home right now, but Benandonner can come inside. There, she introduces him to her and Fionn’s “baby”. Benandonner can’t believe the size of the baby!! If Fionn’s baby is this large, how huge must Fionn be?! Benandonner skeedaddles it back to Scotland, destroying the causeway as he went- to make sure that the monstrous Fionn couldn’t come across and get him! 🙂 And yes, this same type of formation is on the Scottish side! Super cool! So that’s the legend. Now for the science. These are columns of basalt that formed about 50 million years ago during a volcanic eruption. They are very similar to what I saw at Reynisfjara beach in Iceland. The weird thing about them, is that they all have basically the same shape- hexagonal. Why? Well, they are basically crystals of basalt that are formed with the lava cools. The molecular structure of crystals for certain substances is a set pattern. For basalt, it’s hexagonal. Pretty cool!

We were going to change buses AGAIN when we were done here, so everyone who had luggage had to haul it with them! It seriously was ridiculous. You have the guide sit with people’s bags or something- not have passengers haul their stuff on a hike over uneven rocks! Christ. Anyway, I met up with Leilani again and she was struggling with her two bags. I offered to take one, and we took off down the hill together. We had a really nice talk, and it was cool to actually get pictures of myself in a place that weren’t some dopey ass selfie!!

Hey! It’s a sign of my travel itinerary for the past month!! 🙂

As you can see, it was stunningly gorgeous. There is talk about closing it so tourists can’t walk on the rocks and damage them. Seriously, it’s pretty dicey to walk in places. I was wondering how many people slipped and fell off these things every year. The rocks are worn smooth from all the walking, making them super slick- even in the hot, dry conditions we had. I can’t imagine trying to navigate them in the rain!! What comes down, must go up. And that meant we had a hill ahead of us with all the bags. There was a little tram picking up people, but we thought it was part of what you got when you paid money to go into the visitor center (which the guide said was a total waste of money- don’t do it). We walked a little closer to investigate, and for 1 pound or 1.20 euros, we could ride the tram up!! I would have paid 5… Now that we were back at the top, we looked for our new bus, with the goal being to get a front seat! Please- two savvy solo female travelers on a mission? The rest of the passengers didn’t have a chance! 😉 The bus wasn’t there. We had to wait 20 minutes for it, which really pissed me off because I definitely could have spent more time at Giant’s Causeway- we had an hour and a half and needed at least another hour. 🙁  Bus finally arrived, and true to form, we got the front seat. #girlpower We headed along the Antrim Coast to the Carrick-a-Rede rope bridge. The views from the bus window were spectacular!

I swear. It doesn’t matter where I go. There is ALWAYS a creepy, high, walking bridge!! Sigh. I am scared of heights, and have actually done a decent job overcoming some of that fear as long as the bridge is steady. I pushed myself a little too far in Borneo last summer and got out on a shaky ass rope bridge that had me in tears and no way to turn around. So I was pretty sure that when the guide handed me my ticket, it would be for souvenir purposes only! The hike down to the bridge was- and I know I keep using this word- spectacular! The ocean was calm and so blue and clear in places, that it reminded me of the Caribbean. The cliffs and islands were gorgeous. It seriously could not have been a more perfect day. I got down to the bridge, kind of cut in line a bit so I could peek over the edge and take a look. It was high, and swaying with every step someone took. Yeah, not my gig!! Especially since you had to wait in line for it. So I hiked up some more and made a circle.


Um, not no, but HELL no.

As I hiked, I passed an elderly woman who had to be in her very late 70’s or early 80’s. I couldn’t believe she had made this hike! She was kind of hobbling along, slowly, with someone there to hold her arm and help her. I had to stop. I said, “Ma’am, all of my respect goes to you. You are amazing! And today, you are my spirit animal.” She smiled. Another lady in her probably late 60’s was passing at the same time, and we ended up falling in step together and starting a conversation. She’s from Australia. We talked about the bridge, and she said she decided not to go across. I told her I was too scared to! She said she used to be afraid of high bridges, until she when trekking in Nepal and had to get over it! Wow! Trekking in Nepal! Nice!! As we walked, she explained that her husband had recently broken his leg motorbiking in Nepal, and she was too impatient to walk slow- so we might encounter him somewhere on the trail. Ok. This couple officially wins the “Awesome traveling couple of the millennium” award! We did meet up with him on the trail. Had a nice chat as we walked. Lovely people.

The day was so clear, you could see Rathlin Island in the distance. And behind it, those mountains…that’s SCOTLAND!!

I got back to the parking lot about 25 minutes early (because I didn’t waste time standing in line for that death trap!). On the other side of the parking lot, I saw some people on a blindingly white path. Hmmm. Could be interesting! It was down a pretty good hill, so I set my alarm for 10 minutes. I figured 10 minutes down the hill, turn around, 15 minutes back up. The trail actually ended up being shorter than I thought, and you could even get all the way down to the water from there! Unfortunately, my timer went off when I was about 100 feet from the shore, and not ever wanting to be THAT passenger, I headed back so I wouldn’t be late. Which was a bummer, because there was a cave in the cliff down there that I really wanted to explore!

Huffed and puffed back up the hill and found the guide. I told him where I had gone- he said that was the Larrybane Quarry. And apparently Game of Thrones has filmed down there as well. Piled back on the bus and headed out across the glens of Antrim. Just rolling green hills for as far as you could see! And what I really love about the farmland is that all of the fences are little hedges. So there are these dark green lines cutting through the lighter green fields. Just green, green, and more green!

We sang some songs (one of them I already kinda knew from my Fables and Folklore dinner the other night- something about “and it’s no, nay, never” and some clapping. 🙂  Leilana fell asleep, and I just stared out at the country. Soon, we were back in Belfast. And just to prove what a backwards, socially awkward, weirdo I am, I just got up, got off the bus and headed toward the house. I was around a few corners when I realized I didn’t even tell Leilana goodbye!! So if you’re reading this, Leilana, nice meeting you and safe travels! Stay outta the way of them bulls in Pamplona!! 🙂  As I walked back, I passed a store called Iceland. Figured I’d check and see if they had Dr. Pepper. BINGO!! And at a price I can live with!! Ah….

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Day 8: Belfast and “The Troubles”

Day 8: Belfast and “The Troubles”

 

DISCLAIMER: I don’t give a damn if you don’t agree with what I write here. This is MY journal, MY story, MY feelings, MY opinion. MINE. Not yours. I fully admit I do not have the entire story. It would be impossible for me to. It would be impossible for anyone to, because you can never fully understand both sides in an issue such as this. But some of what I do know, the evilness of it can’t be argued. I follow my gut and my instincts, and my gut and instincts are not up for debate. If you have something constructive to say that differs, I am 100% open to that discourse. But if you’re just here to be a keyboard warrior, I’m already bored with you.

I developed a nasty cough last night. I don’t feel sick, but something’s up. I think I’ve just been running too hard. I haven’t had a full down day since Iceland, over 3 weeks ago. Plus, I have a wee bit of sunburn from yesterday (standing outside for an hour with no shade when the bus broke down didn’t help 🙁 ). Dear Ireland, No one told me to pack the sunscreen, sunhat, and sun glasses! Love, Mary. I had planned to do a free Belfast walking tour and then walk around the neighborhood and find murals. I think walking miles and miles is just out for the day. Body is telling me it needs a break, and I have to listen. I still have a month and a half of travel ahead of me. When I’m at home, I seriously do not walk further than from the couch to the refrigerator to the bathroom to the bedroom on most days, because I’m working constantly. When I’m traveling, I’m in hyper walking mode, and average 5 miles a day. Plus, I’m getting about 6 hours of sleep a night when I’m a full 8 hours kind of girl. The sunrise at 4:45am is about to kill me. Enough is enough. I had heard of the Black Cab mural tours and thought maybe having someone drive me around would be a better option. I went to several websites, and none offered “day of” booking. I did find one that said to email them for availability, so I’m sitting in bed at 8am, waiting to hear back from them.

I waited until 9:45am, and no reply. I called Taxi Trax and yes, they do have availability and can be here in 30 minutes to pick me up at my door! Woo-hoo! And in true “things happen to me that are meant to” fashion, I ended up with Michael (Mikey) as a guide/driver friend. I’m about 3 days late writing this- much more behind schedule than I like to get. But I’ve had to let this one marinate in my mind for a while. This one is hard. The hardest post I’ve ever written. Because what I learned on this day is not history. It’s present. It’s real. It’s people lives TODAY. It’s shocking. It’s scary. It’s a part of Belfast that I think few people know or understand if they haven’t lived it. I haven’t lived it. Mikey did and is. See, Mikey is my age. He grew up during what is referred to as “The Troubles”, which is a pretty low key term for daily warfare on the streets of Belfast for decades. Troubles, indeed. Now, you know I love to give a quicky history lesson. But you aren’t going to get that today. I can’t give a summary of this. I just can’t. It’s too personal to people who are still living, who are still living THIS. If you want the background, research it. That’s all I can tell you. What you need to know for this journal is that Ireland isn’t one country. It’s two. The southern part of the country is the country of Ireland. Independent. A member of the EU and not a part of the UK. The northern part, commonly called Northern Ireland, is under the control of the UK and will have to leave the EU when Brexit culminates. In Northern Ireland, you have two main groups: the Unionists are primarily Protestants who identify with Great Britain and want to remain a part of it. The Nationalists are primarily Catholics who identify with Ireland and want to be a part of it again and get out from under the rule of Great Britain. And the power struggle between these two groups are what caused/cause “The Troubles”.

Mikey is a nationalist. Not a practicing Catholic. He, like I, has no use for religion. He wants his 3 children to embrace their IRISH heritage- to speak Gaelic and know that part of themselves. And they do! This wasn’t possible a couple of decades ago. Mikey told me stories. Personal stories. Stories of pain and suffering of family, friends, and himself. Of having friends shot dead in the streets. Of going to prison for 2 years. Stories that are his to share, not mine. I don’t know what happened when I got into Mikey’s cab, but something clicked- I think as soon as I asked, “May I sit in the front seat with you?” and added, “I’m a history teacher. Don’t go easy on me.”. He immediately began pouring history out, filling the cab and my mind with it. (We later discussed how this is so cathartic for him, to be able to speak of it. Many have bottled it up, and have serious mental and social problems because of PTSD.) We sat in the cab talking for a solid 30 minutes before we even got out at the first mural. This was a 90 minute tour. He looked at the clock and said, “Oh! We need to get moving!”. I said, “I will pay extra for extra time. I don’t care what it is. Tell me your story.” He said he didn’t care about the money, that he doesn’t do these tours for the money. He does it to release it from him. He doesn’t do 4 and 5 tours a day like some people. He just so happened to get a last minute call this morning and decided to do this one (thank you, universe). Once he understood that I was listening- not hearing, but listening- and that I got it, and was making the connections, and was engaged…that’s what he wanted. Not some nidget jumping around for instagram worthy shots of murals. To me, the murals were illustrations of Mikey’s story- that’s all. The story was the important part. The murals were decoration that emphasized his topics.

He had picked me up at 10:15, we were supposed to be done at 11:45. He looked at the clock again after I told him that I wanted his story and said, “Ok, let’s start the clock now and we’ll call it at 12:30.” He showed me murals, he explained them. He explained how they fit in with HIS narrative. With HIS childhood. With HIS young adulthood. Those connections- those are priceless to me. He told me of the Potato Famine, and that it was NOT a famine and he would never call it that. The British allowed over 1 million people to starve. I will never again call it a famine either. It is An Gorta Mór- The Great Hunger.
He told me of Bobby Sands and the hunger strikes. How Bobby Sands is someone he looked up to so much as a young boy. And how Bobby’s quote, about “Our revenge will be the laughter of our children”…how he couldn’t imagine it when he was a young man. But he sees it coming to fruition now. How his children have never seen armed conflict. And how happy he is of that. But how some people are still so mired in what happened to them and their families, that the conflict is still just as real in them, and they pass that conflict to their children in a vicious cycle…

He told me about solidarity with other peoples around the world in similar situations- Cuba and South Africa. Places I’ve been and could talk to him about- especially Robbin Island in Cape Town where Mandela and his fellow political “terrorists” were held and how similar those men’s stories were to his. See, you’re a terrorist when you’re doing things the government doesn’t like. When progress is made, the terrorists become the heroes. I remember growing up and hearing about the IRA on the television and how they were “terrorists”. If fighting for your rights and beliefs under an oppressive government is terrorism, well, I’d be glad to be called a terrorist.

Mikey said he was supposed to pick his daughter up at noon, but he’d call and see if he could get someone else to do it. I told him to do whatever he needed to do. I would be happy to be along for the ride. We went and picked up his 8 year old daughter and dropped her off. Then, we resumed our tour. When I had seen this mural, it really stuck in my mind. Finally, I had to ask, “I saw something about bring the wall down- was that metaphorical or physical?”.

It IS physical was the answer. Present. Tense. And I was just this side of a state of shock. A wall? In Belfast? In 2018 separating the two groups? Yes, indeed. And wait until you hear its name…the Peace Wall. What fucking wall ever built in history was built out of PEACE??!! And he showed it to me. And he told me about it. Wait…I’m saying “it”. That’s wrong. THEM. Because there are about 100 of them spread around the city!!!! And this fucking gate (and many more like it), IN GOD DAMNED 2018, is locked EVERY NIGHT to separate the two communities!!!!!! WHAT THE HELL???? I just. I just can’t. Walls do NOT solve problems. Ever. Dividing people rather than coming up with compromise and viable long term solutions is a band aid on a broken leg. An easy, temporary “out” for ignorant, lazy people. But a wall never solved anything. Listen up, Trump wall supporters… Do we really want to go down that path? Because where does it stop. Think about the divisiveness in the US right now. Think hard about it. Think about Belfast. Just THINK instead of react.

Here you can see the wall. the houses on this side are Nationalist homes. They had to build cages over their back yards because of all of the things that were thrown at them. My. God.

Mikey held out a marker to me and said I could sign the wall. It was covered. I told him I didn’t want to write over someone else. He pointed out a faded patch and said I could write there. 


Remember- if you don’t understand history, you are doomed to repeat it. LEARN. LISTEN.

I can’t tell you how long we sat at stops, talking, before we ever got out to look at a mural. He had to remind me to take pictures. I was that engrossed in the stories. We visited memorials to the people who lost their lives- many of whom he knew. Many of whom he was friends with.

As we drove past one of the walls, there was this huge, and I mean HUGE stack of wood pallets. Mikey told me those were for the bonfires to celebrate July 12, and that as this was just the end of June, they weren’t even finished building this one yet. It would be FOUR TIMES THIS SIZE by the 12th! This is the date that is to celebrate when William the Orange (Protestant) defeated King James II (Catholic King of England and Ireland), and began the rule of Protestants in Ireland. It’s mainly celebrated in, you guessed it, Northern Ireland. These huge bonfires, and there will be many of them, are not always just peaceful celebrations. They can have very dark and sinister tones to them. And it’s a slap in the face, a punch in the gut, or whatever you want to call it to the Irish Catholics/Nationalists. Why? Because many times the image of the pope is burned in effigy on these bonfires. Or the Irish flag. How in the hell can the UK condone this?? It’s like a damn government approved KKK rally burning the effigy of Martin Luther King, Jr.! Or a Nazi rally, burning the Israeli flag! This is not free speech. It’s hate speech. How in the hell is this in any shape, form, or fashion tolerable? Divisiveness. It’s ugly. Listen up, United States.

These pictures I didn’t take, but I want you to understand what I’m talking about…

Want to know what KAT means? It means “Kill All Taigs”. What’s a Taig? A derogatory term for Roman Catholics. Imagine this saying “Kill All Niggers” (I hate to say it, but I need to shock you- especially Americans- into understanding how serious this situation is. I want the harshness of that word, and all of its connotations, to sink in. It’s the only thing most of you can relate to if you’re in the US.). This is where unreconciled divisiveness gets you. It makes me SICK and ANGRY, and I don’t even have a dog in this fight. I can not even imagine how the Irish nationalists must feel seeing this- literally in their own backyard. Let it sink in, way in. If you think this stuff is in the past, you are sadly mistaken. If you think this stuff can’t happen in the US, you are blind. It’s already germinated, is sprouting, and growing. And it’s going to choke us all if we don’t pay attention to history and allow our ignorance and fear to win out over logic, compromise, and understanding. Shame on you, British Government, for allowing this. And shame on you, US, for allowing the same in a different form.

We then drove through a gate. I shit you not. A GATE. To go to the other side of the wall. The Unionist side. The tone of the murals I saw here was different. Very militaristic and frankly, a little scary. There’s a lot of backstory that I won’t get into here. Mikey is self admittedly biased towards the Nationalist side, and I wasn’t helping that bias as it is mine as well. So I do not feel qualified to tell the story from that point of view.


This was (thankfully) replaced with the women’s mural below. Much better message.

The houses on this side of the gate were all decorated with flags. Ok, I can get that. Nationalists might not like it, but I get it. Because like it or not, this is the UK, not Ireland. But the divisive bonfires? I can’t even fathom how that is allowed. What purpose does it serve other to further incite hatred, decisiveness, and violence?

We stopped and Mikey bought us waters. We talked. Non stop. It was over 3 hours when he dropped me back off, twice the allotted amount, and it was still too soon for me.  I did slip extra cash in with the 35 euros. What he had given me was priceless and in a way, sacred. Because he didn’t give me a tour. It wasn’t some practiced regurgitation of what he had seen and lived through. It was deeply, deeply personal. He said giving tours was cathartic for him. I can’t imagine there are enough tourists in the world to get rid of such a pain. But Mikey has hope,  has purpose, remembers the past but tries not to live in it. You have to live in the present and look forward to the future. Otherwise, you’re doomed. Many are doomed. Mikey isn’t. And for that, I’m glad. He deserves everything wonderful in life, and to watch his children grow up speaking Gaelic, laughing, and embracing their Irish spirits. Because in the end, that is how you win. That, as Bobby Sands said, is the revenge.

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Days 9 & 10: Kissing the Blarney Stone and More Titanic

Days 9 & 10: Kissing the Blarney Stone and More Titanic

 

Day 9: After I got home from the Black Cab tour yesterday afternoon, my body crashed. Between having that cough and the emotional wear of the tour, my body said, “Ok, lady, welcome to bedridden…population you.” My eyes were sizzling in their sockets, I was coughing like crazy, and I felt like crap until I went to sleep. I couldn’t even wrap my brain around work, so I gave up and just watched mindless youtube videos. I woke up the next morning and felt a little better, but still coughing. Got my stuff packed and ready to catch the bus to Cork. I highly recommend the AirBNB I stayed at! Since I’m on the mend, I didn’t want to backslide by over doing it, so instead of walking 1.5 miles with the pack, I opted for uber. $5 for a ride in a super nice Mercedes? Done. Guy was really nice. There are two things people talk about here… Politics and alcohol! He asked if I’d had a Guinness or Bushmill whiskey. I said no, I don’t drink. He said in a low voice, “get out”. We laughed and he said I should tell my friends that my driver tried to kick me out for not drinking Guinness…. Oh, little does he know! 😜

And this paragraph begins what shall be forevermore known as, “The Bus Ride From Hell”. Dublin Coach was AWESOME on the Dublin to Belfast trip a few days ago. Right on schedule, super comfortable bus, wifi, usb port- seriously everything you could want in a 2 hour bus ride. The trip from Belfast to Cork- yeah, not so much. So the bus arrives on time, and there was a HUGE line of people. The driver had to make change for pretty much every person who didn’t have a booking (the majority). It took so much time that we left 12 minutes late. They really should have an exact change only policy. Not only that, but two girls at the back of the line who had bookings in hand were turned away because the bus was full!! WHAT?! Shouldn’t the driver ask first for people with bookings and THEN start boarding people without? That made me really nervous for my return trip… This bus wasn’t as nice as the other one. No usb port, so I had to be really careful with my power on my phone- I was going to be on the bus for 5 hours. We pull into Dublin 10 minutes late. My connecting bus was leaving in 5 minutes! I didn’t see another bus parked where we were dropped off. Driver informs me and 2 other ladies who are going to Cork that we have to cross the bridge and turn right. They said, “Will the bus wait for us?!” The driver just shrugged. FUCK! Here I am, with this heavy ass pack, feeling like crap, and now having to full on RUN for a block in the heat. Get to the bus stop, and….no bus!! Did we miss it?! There was a huge line of people. Apparently the 10am bus to Cork didn’t even show up!! So I’m talking to the other 2 ladies that got off the Belfast bus with me, and their ticket says the bus leaves at 11:40. Mine says 11:45. Some other people’s say 12. WTF? At this point, I’m not having a lot of faith in Dublin Coach…. A Dublin Coach shows up- it’s not the Cork bus. I asked the driver when the Cork bus was coming. He said noon. Great. Noon comes and goes. No Dublin Coach. Another bus comes. I ask this driver where’s the Cork bus. He calls someone and says it will be there at 12:20. And it did show up about that time. Again, no usb, but I only had to make it through 3 hours and all would be good. Emailed my AirBNB host to tell him I’d be an hour late.

Now it’s after 3pm, and have made a couple of stops. I ask the girl next to me if she knows how much longer to Cork. She said she’s getting off in Waterford, and doesn’t know, but maybe another 2 hours. WHAT?!! We stop in Waterford, it’s almost 3:30, and one of the ladies from the Belfast bus comes up and asks the driver when we’re getting to Cork. He said a couple more hours. They’re panicking, because they had timed things to attend to in Cork. Their ticket, like my ticket, said we would be arriving about 2:45!! Well, Dublin Coach put the arrival time to Waterford on our tickets- NOT to Cork, even though we bought a ticket to Cork. We’re all completely over this bus at this point. Long story short, 8 hours after we left Belfast, we arrived in Cork. I will never again take Dublin Coach- and I had already paid for my return ticket. I told a few people about this, and they all suggested GoBe, so I booked a new return ticket with them.

8 hours on a bus, not having planned for food, and no stops for any, I was starving and tired and feeling like crap with my cold by the time I got to the AirBNB. I dropped my bags, went and bought some groceries, and crashed. The coughing was getting worse…

Day 10: I woke up feeling awful. Serious cough, exhausted. But I was not going to just lay in bed! I had 2 things planned for today, and I was just going to do them and get back to the bnb to rest. First stop, Blarney Castle! Now, I had heard that the lines can be over an hour to kiss the damn stone. I wanted to do it, but not if I had to stand in line for an hour. So I intended to be there right when it opened, and basically do what I did at Edinburgh Castle- beat the crowds! I was feeling so poorly, and really didn’t have the will or energy to deal with figuring out the bus, so I used the MyTaxi app (no Uber in Cork). I really hate when you don’t know the fare in advance…it ended up being 20 euros!!!!! I almost died right there. Arrived at 8:30 and was 2nd in line behind a girl from Orlando, Florida. We both had the same plan- run to the rock! While we were in line, the buses started coming and dropping off hordes of tourists. Doors opened, paid my money, and with what little energy I had, I did a super fast walk up the hill to the castle. I took time to snap a couple of pics with no tourists in them, but my main focus was getting to that stone! Got to the castle and realized now I had to climb 4 stories of narrow, spiral, uneven rock stairs. My least favorite type of stairs. As I kept going up and up and the stairs were narrower and narrower, I was seriously afraid that my fear of heights was going to be an issue getting back down. Between that, and my coughing fits, I was not enjoying myself.

Reached the top. The girl from Orlando was ahead of me- first to the stone. I was second. And then I saw what you had to do!! You had to lay down, hold on to some rails, and lean backwards into a hole 4 stories above the ground to kiss the stone. Seriously? Can’t they just put in it a nice room somewhere?? Ground level?? My fear of heights was in high gear right now, between being at the top of this castle, worrying about the stairs, and now this. I hesitated and wasn’t sure I could do this. I let the guy who was after me go. He asked if I’d take his picture. Sure. The the staff at the top in charge of helping us maneuver into position to kiss some damn stone were 2 for 2 in not dropping a tourist into the abyss this morning. I decided to take my chances. Asked the guy who went before me to take my picture, kissed the stone, and apparently now I will have the “gift of gab”. Considering how verbose I already am…watch out world! When I finished, I asked the guy where’s the elevator down. 😉 He said the stairs weren’t as steep and narrow going down, and he was right. Whew!

Not the place to be if you are not a fan of heights….

Super flattering!!

View from the top

That little gap at the tippy top- that’s someone kissing the stone! Yikes!

Inside the castle, there really isn’t much to see. It’s just a shell of a castle, really. It’s outside where the action is!! The grounds and gardens of the castle are…hmm…what adjective??? OUTSTANDING. AMAZING. GORGEOUS. PEACEFUL. PERFECT!! There are all of these trails through the woods, along rivers, into secret gardens. I was in heaven! Especially because for the most part, I had the river walk area all to myself because everyone else was in line for the stone! It was so relaxing, and much needed after so much go, go, go over the past few weeks. I took about a zillion pictures, but here are a few of my favorites. Even if you don’t care about the stone, if you love plants and nature, go here!!

These are from the poison garden.

These are from the river walk.

Horse’s graveyard. 🙁

These are from the woodland walk and secret fern garden.

Soon I came into an area where the grounds opened up. There was a pasture with some cows, and then I saw lovely Blarney House!! It’s only open Monday-Saturday though, and I was there on Sunday. So disappointed! 🙁

I made my way back around to the front through some (more!) lovely gardens!

Black cat photo bomb…remember him for later!

And then into the area called the Rock Close, where there were even MORE lovely gardens, and ancient and odd things to look at as well…

There was that cat again!! In a totally different area!!

The witch’s kitchen

The druid’s cave

The witch’s stone

If I had felt better, I literally could have spent 4-5 hours here easily. But after 2.5, it was time to head out to my next destination. As I made my way back to the castle, I was soooooooo happy I got here early when I saw the line at 11:30!! Honestly, I was a little concerned about Blarney Castle when I was doing my planning, and almost took it off my list. A lot of people said it wasn’t that great. I’m SO GLAD I went with my gut and did it anyway!! It’s one of my most favorite things I’ve done in Ireland so far! Of course, I love plants, so this was like a slice of paradise for me. 🙂  If there was just the stone, eh. I mean, you can say you kissed the Blarney Stone, but I wouldn’t pay just to do that. Especially if I had to stand in line! It definitely wasn’t the highlight- the gardens were!!

Now I had to get to Cobh (pronounced Cove). I wasn’t going to spend money on a taxi again, so it was bus time! Caught the bus to Cork, then had to walk (which really sucked because my cough was getting worse) to the train station. On the way, I saw a pharmacy. Usually I try to keep those OFF my “to do” list, but I was needing some assistance. The pharmacist recommended what would be best for my cough, and sent me on my way. I caught the train to Cobh. Roundtrip 10 euros, and 24 minutes one way. Not bad! The reason Cobh was on my list is because it was the last port of call for the Titanic before she sailed off to her fate. Back then, Cobh was called Queenstown.

I had booked a 2:30 tour of the Titanic Experience, and was about an hour early. I walked around town a little, but I didn’t have much energy. 🙁 I really wanted to go into the cathedral, but it was up a really steep hill and I knew I’d never make it. At 2:30, went in for my tour. The building is the actual White Star Line office where everyone boarding Titanic from Queenstown had to go through! Ah, history…. They gave everyone a little boarding card with the name of a real Titanic passenger on it. At the end, you’d get to see if you lived or died. A bit morbidish, but kinda fun, too! I was Hannah Riordan, age 18, sailing 3rd class (yep, sounds like me! Too cheap for anything else! 🙂 )

Inside we had a guide and she would explain things, plus there were videos as well. It kind of took you through the whole experience (which is probably why it’s named Titanic Experience! 😉 ). After you got your boarding pass, you boarded a tender ship. Cobh actually had a deep enough port for Titanic to dock at, but it would have taken about 8 hours to turn her around in the harbor, so the captain decided to anchor off shore. Just like I learned about the Nomadic and the Traffic, there was one tender boat for 1st and 2nd class, and 1 for 3rd class. Titanic couldn’t be seen from the shore, as she was anchored on the other side of these islands. The tender boats would go between these islands, and that’s when passengers would get their first view of the ship. The original dock that the passengers used to board their tender ships is still standing!! Amazing!! A lot of history there…This picture is of Titanic’s captain, Captain Smith (with the beard) taken on the docks here in Cobh. The last picture of him…

After we learned about the tender boats, we “boarded” the Titanic. We got a little tour of the different cabins on board the ship, then we went into another area that played a film about the iceberg, sinking of the ship, and the rescues that followed. All in all, it was a pretty cool little tour that lasted about 30 minutes. After that, you went into the exhibit room where there were different things about Titanic. I was feeling crappy and had seen most of that in Belfast, so I did a really quick walk through. Oh! And Hannah Riordian, who I was for the trip….well, she survived and lived in New York until her death in 1982. 🙂 Me and Hannah- traveling cheap and surviving to tell the tale. 😉

I had another hour until the train back to Cork, so I decided to <insert dramatic music> eat lunch at a restaurant. I thought that maybe it would make me feel better. I had my heart set on the Titanic Bar underneath the White Star office (the one with the tables by the pier in the above picture), but it was full. 🙁  So I walked along and found the Commodore Hotel. Ordered a bacon cheeseburger with chips and it was goooooood…

I walked back toward the train, but had one last stop planned. A visit to a statue of Annie Moore and her two brothers. See, Cobh isn’t just about Titanic. It was where about 3 MILLION Irish immigrants left their homeland in search of a better life- many of them never to see their island home again. On January 1, 1892, 15 year old Annie accompanied her two younger brothers and sailed to the United States to meet their parents. She was the very first person processed through the newly opened Ellis Island in New York, and there is a statue there to commemorate her as well!

I wish I would have had more time to explore Cobh, and had been feeling better. It really is an interesting little town! Maybe another day… I took the train back to Cork and walked back to the bnb. Took another dose of medicine and fell into bed completely exhausted. I had to feel better!! Because tomorrow I had a 12 hour bus tour scheduled!!

CONTINUE TO DAY 11

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Days 11 and 12: Cliffs of Moher and the Last Ireland Journal

Days 11 and 12: Cliffs of Moher and the Last Ireland Journal

Day 11: Today, I had a 12 hour bus tour booked. Every fiber of my body said, “SKIP IT!”. I had spent much of the night coughing, and even my airbnb host mentioned he heard me and felt bad for me. I felt bad that I had disturbed him. 🙁 But I couldn’t bear the idea of missing out. So I got up and got myself together to be at the office at 730. The half mile walk was downhill and flat. My coughing was echoing off the stone buildings in the narrow streets. Ugh.
Got there for my Paddywagon tour to the Cliffs of Mohr! I ended up in the front seat behind the driver (best seat!). Sat by the window and put my bag in the other seat. A couple of people who boarded in between my coughing fits asked if anyone was sitting there. I said no, but I have a really bad cold. They scurried down the aisle.
Our guide was green- and not in a good Irish way! I could quickly tell that she wasn’t very confident and didn’t have her “shtick” down pat. I think it takes a certain personality to keep 40 people entertained for 12 hours… But she was friendly and trying, so I was rooting for her! The roads were crazy narrow. Like I have no idea how two buses going opposite directions got past each other!! And the hedges were so close to the road that they were like walls on either side. Seriously, there was zero room for error. If you’re renting a car here, get full insurance!!
It was a damn long bus ride to our first stop, the Cliffs of Moher. I had read about everyone RAVING about this natural phenomenon, so I was excited to see it! Unfortunately, we had to climb a bit of a hill to get to the view point, and my lungs were not in the mood to cooperate. But, I made it! When an elderly man with a cane is passing you on a hill…well, it’s embarrassing. OK. I’m all about honesty here, and while the cliffs were nice, I was kinda like “meh” about them. There were tourists everywhere, and it just seemed really over-hyped to me. The views were lovely, I don’t deny that, but not 12 hour bus ride lovely…

For size perspective, look at the tiny seagulls flying around. 🙂

Next stop was pretty close to the Cliffs. The Burrens. I was interested in it for my earth science class, as it’s an excellent example of a glaciokarst landscape. However, for general tourism purposes, if I thought the cliffs were “meh”, well, you don’t want to know what I thought of this place. If you don’t understand what it is, the place where the bus drops you off really isn’t that exciting.
And then we headed back. Yep, that was basically the entire trip. I napped a bit, and thought about how I should have skipped this. Next stop, Dingle for lunch. Where we stopped, there was really only one sit down restaurant, Fitzpatrick’s. I really hate that kind of thing, because you’re trapped and you know the company is getting a kickback. For the record, that never happened in Scotland. We always had a ton of choices and never felt like one place was given favor. Fitzpatrick’s was cafeteria style. I got a seafood chowder (yes, another meal out!) and I’ll admit, it was a lot tastier than I was expecting!
Back on the bus for a couple of hours, then we stopped for a photo stop at castle. I was in need of vitamin c, and bought a blood orange lemonade in a to go coffee cup for 3 euros….
Me: Doctor, I’m not feeling well at all.
Doctor:  What are your symptoms?
Me: Well, I’ve spent about $50 in taxis because I’m too tired to walk, about the same in restaurant meals in the past 2 days because I’m too tired to deal with making anything, I spent 3 euros on a freaking lemonade, and I’ve been to the pharmacy.
Doctor: Nurse, get a toe tag for this woman. She’s not going to make it.
Our tour ended up being about 11.5 hours. To see 2 things. The countryside was beautiful, but none of it to me was worth the bus ride. Here’s my advice. If you’re going to be in that direction, go see the cliffs. Unless you’re a serious fan of cliffs, don’t drive out of your way to see them. Honestly, on the bus ride from Dublin to Cork, we passed thru a little picturesque town called Kilkenny. I mean, this place looked like something from a fantasy idea of what an Irish town looks like! Colorful shops, a little river, and a castle. I would have rather gone there… Plus, the town of Cork itself is worth a day of exploring! Not having the time /energy to explore more of Cobh and Cork are definitely regrets.
Day 12: Speaking of regrets, I had definitely pushed myself too hard yesterday. Last night was hell. My body was punishing me for not listening to it and running around all day yesterday. I woke up super hot and sweaty in the middle of the night, and kicked my leg out from under the comforter. Wrong move! I was immediately racked with chills, forcing a retreat under the sauna comforter again. Full on fever. I literally sweated so much I had dreams/ visions /hallucinations of sweat soaking through this nice man’s mattress and on to the floor…sigh. Got up and packed, and called a cab to take me to the bus. I highly recommend the AirBNB where I stayed!
Met the GoBe bus that I had booked after being so disappointed with Dublin Coach, and they were right on time with a nice bus. Three hours later (much of which I napped), we were in Dublin. I knew the bus to my airbnb was going to require a 10 minute walk. With this pack, in this heat, with this sickness, not happening. Got a mytaxi for 9 euros. Worth every penny. I told the host that I wasn’t being rude, but I was going to put myself in quarantine in my room to not spread germs. Because now, my sinuses were in full blown (no pun intended) crisis mode. I dropped the pack off and headed out for a level 1 mile roundtrip walk to the pharmacy and grocery store. Got sinus meds, a huge bottle of orange juice, and some deli chicken and chips. Went to look for Dr. Pepper and was met with the most heart breaking scenario possible…

I was in a 100% residential area. Not a tourist in sight. Who says locals don’t drink Dr. Pepper???

Went back, ate, and took a 3 hour nap. Woke up, wallowed in my misery, tried to work, and went to bed at 10. Not a very exciting ending to my Ireland trip. It kinda went out with a whimper (literally). 🙁
So, a recap. I saw things and learned things in Ireland that were amazing. Would I come back? Never say never, but probably not. I’m not much of a scenery for the sake of scenery person, and I think that’s most of what I missed out on in this trip. I will say that the people I met were LOVELY! So friendly and open. I’m not sorry at all that I came and had the experiences I did. Tomorrow, I’m off to the French Riviera, where I can finally slow down a bit and hopefully get rid of this cold.
Day 12: National Museum, a Tour You MUST Do, and Leaving. :(

Day 12: National Museum, a Tour You MUST Do, and Leaving. :(

 

First item of business…laundry. You’re welcome a day in advance, fellow Ryan Air passengers. Second item of business…work. Which has proved to be quite difficult with the internet situation here. With all that out of the way, I ventured out for my last day of exploration in Edinburgh! I stepped out on the street, and oh, but Edinburgh greeted me in her finest regalia! Her brightest blue dress, adorned with the whitest lace! Yes, brilliant blue skies, puffy, blindingly white clouds, and SUNSHINE! Hands down, most beautiful day since I’ve been here. Well, maybe the sky was celebrating the summer solstice. 🙂

Church in my neighborhood. Just LOOK at that sky!

First stop, a free guided tour of the Scottish History portion of the National Museum of Scotland. Our guide was the sweetest little old lady- probably in her mid-70’s. You could tell she enjoyed the museum! She took us around and showed us some of the more important history pieces from the MASSIVE, and I mean MASSIVE collection. I plan on coming back, so didn’t take a lot of pictures. However, here are just a few. If you want to really do this museum justice, I’m thinking 3-4 hours- easy- depending on how thorough you are. I was just here for the Scottish history part, but there is all kinds of stuff to see. I did a fast walk through and snapped a few pics of that stuff as well.

Dolly the sheep. I teach genetics, so it’s kinda a big deal. Does cloned haggis taste just as good?? 😉

900 year old chess set made by the Vikings out of walrus tusk

A piece of the gold cloth found in Robert the Bruce’s tomb!

After the tour and wandering around the museum a bit, I went for a stroll through Greyfriar’s Kirkyard (Cemetery). I’ve been here a few times on tours, but wanted to just wander around at my own pace. And this is where I will tell the story of Greyfriar’s Bobby- the short version! So there was this man named John Gray who was a night watchman.  His Skye terrier, Bobby, would make the rounds with him every night, never leaving John’s side. Well, John died in 1858 and was buried in Greyfriar’s. And even in death, little Bobby didn’t want to leave John’s side. He sat by his grave until he himself died- 14 years later. There’s a statue of Bobby, that is PERPETUALLY covered in tourists getting pictures. If you enter the cemetery, the first thing you’ll see is a monument to Bobby where people leave sticks. And, as I was wondering around, I just so happened upon John Gray’s burial plot as well.

With that story out of the way, I present, the super creepy (even in the brilliant sunlight!) Grayfriar’s Kirkyard- supposedly the most haunted place in all of Scotland and the most haunted graveyard in the entire world! Oh, and speaking of haunted, I just realized that I completely forgot to mention the free ghost tour I did yesterday evening! Um, let’s just say that if I totally forgot to talk about it, it really wasn’t worth mentioning. 🙄

Edinburgh castle in the background

This one gives me the creepiest creeps of all of them…

Came back, made lunch, worked, and then headed out for my last Scottish tour. Remember yesterday when I found the owls? Well, those owls are in front of a place called Gladstone’s Land. Seriously, it’s tucked in between so many other shops and tourist trap places on the Royal Mile, that I never even gave it a first glance, much less a second. When I saw the owls, there was a sign outside that said something about witchcraft tours. What? How was I not aware of this earlier!! I had done extensive research into such offerings! Well, I went inside to inquire and apparently the witchcraft tours are new. And there were none scheduled before I left for Ireland! The only tours they had were something about the wealthy people who had lived there. Blippity, blah, blah, blah. I don’t care about wealthy people (unless you are one and want to put me in your will. Then I VERY much care!! 😇 ). I was about to leave, and the lady said that no one was signed up for the Thursday tour at 5pm, would I like her to just switch that to a witch tour? WOULD I?! Of course!! And she did. I paid about $19. So now it’s Thursday at 5, and I went back for my tour. I met Claire (I think- I’m horrid with names), who said she’d be my guide. We were joined by two older ladies from Germany. I learned that Gladstone’s Land was built in the 1550’s, and is one of the oldest buildings on the Royal Mile. We went upstairs into a room where some of the original paint from the original exterior wall was still visible! Amazing!!!! Claire told us about the man who lived in this room, Mr. Sutherland if I remember correctly. He was a minister at St. Giles, but was also involved in the witch trials and executions that ran rampant here in the 1600s.

Claire gave us some fascinating history on witchcraft in Edinburgh. I was on the edge of my seat!! We then went upstairs to another room. A room that was so beautiful and full of history that it literally moved me to tears. You could just FEEL it before Claire even spoke. The ceilings in this room were….there’s not even a word for them. We learned more stories of witches and witchcraft in old Edinburgh. Again, it was not presented in some dramatic “ooo tourists….let me get your attention!!” kind of way. It was more like an extremely interesting academic lecture. Lord, I was in heaven!!!!!! And she really got me to thinking about things from a new perspective, which I’m going to be excited to research more about before I create my class.  At this point though, I also wanted to know about the people who lived here!! Now I wanted the wealthy person tour, too, but I had no time!! 😭 Plus, they have a Scottish Myths and Legends tour that I was DYING to take. UGH!!! I wanted every tour!! If you want a tour inside of a breathtaking building that is loaded with tons of history, go to Gladstone’s Land. It’s a Scottish National Trust building, and the money you pay goes toward upkeep of this treasure. It’s worth the money just to see that 2nd room. I’m telling you, the history in there is palpable.


View of the royal mile from one of the windows.


Original paint- almost 500 years old! You tend to think of the exteriors of these buildings as they are today- stone. But no…very decorative!

Today is Day 13. I spent the morning preparing to leave and working. As I walked from my AirBnB, my little home away from home for the past week, I wondered just how different are Scotland and Ireland from each other- culturally, physically. Caught the Airlink 100 bus at the Waverly Bridge which was just on the other side of the Royal Mile. I couldn’t believe I had never even made it back here!! My days were full, and there was still SO much of Edinburgh to explore!! I snapped this pic of the castle, MY castle (at least yesterday morning!) from the bus window. Goodbye, Edinburgh…until next time.

Got to the airport early and weighed my bag. 13 kg. Ugh. Ryan Air requires 10. I stuffed as much as I could into my little day pack and put on my heavy ski pants over my hiking pants. I was boiling. Got on the plane and they didn’t have the air on while we sat at the gate! I was DYING. We had some kind of technical problem, so we had to sit an extra 20 minutes or so. Finally, I couldn’t take it any longer!! I told the woman next to me to not think I was weird, but I had to take my TROUSERS off. And I did. 🙂  I came into Edinburgh taking my PANTS off on the bus, left by taking my TROUSERS off on the plane. I’m not sure what all of that means, other than I learned to call them by their right names! 😛

I am SO happy that the cheapest flight out of Reykjavik was to Edinburgh, and that’s how I wound up here in the first place! My original goal was to do research and filming for a Scottish Mythistory class I want to create. But I learned that the history is so rich here, that it’s impossible to just come in and figure it out on the fly. It’s going to take a lot of research! I’m going to create the class, THEN come back and fill in the gaps with my filming. Because if I can’t do the history of Scottish proper justice, then I refuse to do it at all. I respect it that much. And with that, I’m off to Ireland for the 3rd leg of this journey and more adventures!

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Day 1: Bagpipe Greetings, Women’s Equality, and “Cheap” Dr. Pepper….Welcome to Scotland!!

Day 1: Bagpipe Greetings, Women’s Equality, and “Cheap” Dr. Pepper….Welcome to Scotland!!

 

Day 15 of travel, but day 1 of Scotland! Flew in from Iceland this morning. Easy flight on Easy Jet. Talked a little politics with some Scottish girls who were in line with me. I restored their faith in America Americans (you’re welcome, America). They said they were always scared to talk to Americans, because they weren’t sure who supports Trump. I informed them that Trump supporters aren’t traveling the world with a backpack, so if they saw one of us traveling, they were pretty safe! 😛

Landed in Edinburgh, breezed through immigration. Customs was just waving everyone through. Got out into the exit area, and stopped into a little store for a bottle of OJ because I a) needed some sustenance (I’d only had a pepperoni stick and a granola bar all day) and b) I needed change for the bus so I had to break my £5 bill. Buses only take exact change, and I needed £1.60. Cracked open google maps, and it said to take the Airlink 100 to Princes St, then the city bus 31/37 (I think that was it) to St. Patrick’s Square. How easy is that?! Went up to the counter. The price on Airlink was $6 one way or $10 roundtrip. Roundtrip, please, no brainer! The (very friendly and chatty!) man charged my card and handed me it and the receipt. I asked if this is what I showed to the driver. He said no! He forgot to give me my ticket!! People, never assume, always double check, don’t be afraid to ask questions!! Started walking toward the bus, looked at my ticket. It said one way! Hmmmmmm. I could have sworn I said roundtrip…. Looked at my receipt. £7.50. Went back to the window. He was helping someone else, but smiled at me, so I told him the problem. He handed me a new ticket. People, never assume, always double check, don’t be afraid to ask questions!! 🙂

As I mentioned, I flew in from Iceland. It’s not called that because of its balmy weather…I was in hiking pants with ski pants over them, a thermal shirt, and knee high smart wool socks. Excellent Iceland attire. Death by sweatication Edinburgh attire! It was HOT! Now, let me clarify hot….it was about 16C (61F). At home in Los Angeles, that is known as “9 degrees below 0”, because 70F is my 0, and below that, I’m cold and bundled up in sweats. I guess I acclimatized to Iceland, because I was DYING!!!!! I sat down on the bus. I seriously couldn’t take it, and told the lady next to me, “I swear I’m not a weirdo, but I HAVE to take my pants off!!”. She (and her family behind her) laughed. As I stripped, I told them I just flew in from Iceland. They had, too! So at least they understood. 🙂

The bus drove along gorgeous streets lined with old homes. There were amazing cathedrals that looked like they were built a zillion years ago. Got off the bus at Princes St. and WOW!! Everywhere you looked was some old, medieval looking AMAZING building or castle or statue or cathedral or SOMETHING! I was in love! This is Europe “proper”!! Iceland, I love you and this is NOT a diss, but you are more Europe “adjacent”! 😉 Iceland exudes nature. Edinburgh exudes history. And I love both. I’ve been to several major European cities in the past couple of years- Paris, London, Brussels, Hamburg, Rome, Florence, Stockholm….now, we have to take Paris out of the lineup, because, well, I teach French History and have a passion for “my” French kings, so it would be treasonous for a good royalist like me to compare Paris to any other city. 😉 However, of the rest of them, Edinburgh (at least what I’ve seen from the bus so far) is the most gorgeous! I literally couldn’t stop smiling. Until I walked to my connection bus stop and stood there. And stood there. And stood there…I finally looked up at the little electronic sign and it said “Buses Diverted”. WHAT?! I texted my airbnb host. So apparently there is a huge women’s march going on to celebrate 100 years of having the right to vote, and a ton of roads are closed. I googled the walk. One mile. With a 25lb pack. Uphill. The bright side? I could see some of this beautiful city! (Old me would have cussed, thrown myself on the sidewalk, and had more than a wee temper tantrum…FYI: My goal is to work the word wee at least once into every blog post. 😜).

Oh, but there was a brighter side! I heard bagpipes! Say what?? BAGPIPES!!! They were getting louder as I walked. I was grinning like a cheshire cat! Speaking of which, I saw the damn cutest Alice in Wonderland dress in the window of Cath Kidston on Princes St…thinking hard about it… Anyway, then, I saw it. A huge RIVER of women, winding down the road, holding signs, singing, laughing. It was awesome! By the time I got to the road they were marching on, the bagpipes had passed, so I didn’t see them. But oh, what a sight!! I fell even more in love with the city! Fortunately, my walking route followed the march route precisely. Kept me entertained and my mind off the hill I was climbing with the backpack. Seriously, every corner I turned was a new photo op of some AMAZING building. But I’ll have time for that next week. For now, gotta put this pack down!

See that line of women winding up toward that castley thing in the back? Crazy!

 

 

By the time I reached the Airbnb I was sweating like an Icelander at the equator!! The lady let me in and she is SO NICE!! She poured me a glass of ice water, and we talked about the topic of the day apparently….politics. Guys, it’s on everyone’s mind. Seriously. (This is the day Trump dissed the G7). She showed me my cozy little room and told me where the grocery store was. Perfect, because I had to shop for my 5 day bus tour that starts tomorrow. If you’ve read any of my previous blogs, you know I ain’t about to be eating out for breakfast, lunch, and dinner every day for 5 days! Emptied my day pack, grabbed my cloth bag, and headed off to Tesco. FOOD GLORIOUS FOOD!! AT SUPER CHEAP PRICES!! And I can read what it all is!! 🙂 Of course, after being in Iceland, EVERYTHING is super cheap!! Got all of the things I needed, plus a little meal to heat up for tonight. But food is one thing…drink is another entirely. Especially when that drink is my beloved Diet Dr. Pepper!! And they have it!! In a 6 pack!! And it’s only $4.75 (which is still more than the price I pay for a case of 12 at home, but I’ll take it!)!! That would buy me exactly 1 a half Dr. Peppers in Iceland… Grand total for all of my groceries which should last me most of the next 5 days and is far more varied than what I’ve been eating? $27. 🙂  BTW, £1= about $1.30

Happy with my purchases, I came back to the bnb, ate, drank a well deserved Dr. Pepper, took a shower, and settled in for the evening. Tomorrow, at 8am, I embark on a 5 day bus tour of the Scottish Highlands!!

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Day 2: Lochs, landscapes, castles, and history!

Day 2: Lochs, landscapes, castles, and history!

 

Editor’s Note: Yesterday, I mentioned I took my pants off on the bus. Well, a very kind Scottish lady messaged me and said that pants means panties or underwear in Scotland!! So, basically I announced to the bus that I would be removing my underwear! For the record…TROUSERS (just the first pair! I had on 2!) removed. Pants, firmly in place! 😇

Hello, darkness, my old friend… 🎶 It got dark last night! Now, don’t get the wrong idea… The sun is still clocking overtime hours. Sunset is at 10pm and sunrise is at 4:30am. But I actually slept really good without zzz pills because I didn’t wake up every 30 minutes to adjust my sleep mask all night from the light pouring in…

Packed my stuff, ate a blueberry muffin, and headed out to meet my bus! It was only a wee (got it!) bit over a 1/2 mile. So easy! I had to be there at 8:15, so I planned to leave at 7:45 so I’d be there by 8. What I didn’t plan on was my pack. Normally, it’s right at 25 lbs. Heavy for me, but manageable. But now all of my heavy winter clothes were in the pack instead of on me. And I was carrying all of my groceries. I put on the pack and immediately realized this was going to suck…
Got out on the street and started following the instructions, trying to look at the amazing buildings, navigate, and remember to look for cars coming in the opposite direction I’m used to while crossing the street. Oh, and trying not to die from the weight of the pack. Where’s my sherpa Brian?? Then, Google tried to make me go into a tunnel marked subway. I didn’t need to take the subway… That didn’t make sense! At this point, I had to take off the pack. Wiggled my shoulders and tried to figure out what Google wanted. Put the pack back on and headed in the most likely direction. Google hated it and told me to turn around. I was pretty flustered, because there was construction and sidewalk closure everywhere. I was afraid my path might be blocked. I was dying with this pack. While I was standing there, a young man walked over and said, “are you alright?”. I wasn’t sure if it was because I looked confused, lost, or like a potential stroke victim. I showed him my phone route, and explained the problem. Indeed, I was supposed to go through the tunnel marked subway! I thanked him profusely and we parted. It was like this in Paris, too, when I would get lost. People would just stop and ask me if I needed help. Lovely. This is why I’m never afraid to travel alone. People all over the world are wonderful.
I got on the right road. I was dying from the pack, and only about halfway there. I had to stop a few times to rest my arms and back. My 800 arrival was now at 807. I had to check in by 815. GPS said to turn right and my destination was about 450 feet ahead! Woo hoo! I’d made it. Until I turned right and saw the most horrible thing imaginable. A hill. Not just any hill. A steep one. Had a taxi come by, I would have taken it. I don’t care the cost! But no taxi in sight. I walked a bit. Stopped. Walked a bit. Removed pack and did what might be yoga (or just weird contortionist stretching) to ease my muscles. Wash, rinse, repeat… About halfway up I started feeling kinda icky. I’ve fainted on trips before. I didn’t have time for that now! I was already showing an arrival of 8:17! I can’t stand the disrespect of being late! I couldn’t take the pack trying to pull me backwards down the hill anymore. So, I bent over, about 90 degrees at the waist, and kind of turtled up the rest of the way… The pack as my shell. It helped. I’m sure I looked like a fool, but that’s never stopped me before! And I was never so glad to see a tour bus in my entire life! It was right at the top. 🙂
Checked in, put my big bag on the bus, and went to have a seat. Bonus: there’s a USB port right at my seat so I can keep my phone charged and blog in between stories the guide tells on the long drive! Blogging on the go is so much easier than doing it at the end of a day when I’m exhausted, or worse, a couple of days later. I remember all the details better this way. 🙂
James, our driver, has been telling wonderful stories! Deacon Brodie and the robberies (with a mysterious execution!) , Robert Knox, a scientist who paid people to rob graves so he could study human anatomy, Burke and Hare, who murdered people to sell to anatomists, Mary Queen of Scots…. I’M LOVING IT! So much to learn!
First stop! The village of Luss on Loch Lomand. We had 30 minutes to explore this perfectly lovely little village… Not enough! That’s why I hate bus tours. Sigh. Plus, I tend to get lost in my own little world and forget things like what time we’re supposed to be back and where the bus is parked… Which almost culminated in an “incident” in Bath, England a couple of years ago… So I set an alarm and GPS pinpointed the bus location! First stop, potty. 30p to pee, and quite a long queue (psst… Americans… That’s a line!) Now, I don’t know what it is about me, but when I travel people often ask me for help. I’m rather disheveled looking. Plus, I’m quite befuddled on my own trying to figure things out often times, and am rather socially awkward and introverted (I’m the most extroverted introvert you’ll ever meet…or vice versa!). So I’m not sure what is it about me that says “she can help me!” out of all of the other people who are around, but I’m happy to do the best I can. First, an Asian man who didn’t speak any English. He just held out a palm full of coins to me. He wanted me to figure out 30p. I don’t know the coins by sight, so I picked through them until I found the right combination, gave them to him, and smiled. Kindness doesn’t require a common language. Then, an elderly couple who were quite riled about having to pay, and simultaneously confused about how it worked. I walked the lady thru the entire process from getting change at the machine to putting it into the turnstile. Paying it forward for the help I received this morning from the young man!

This little village was so quaint… It could have been plucked from a movie set and placed here! The gardens… Oh my the gardens! I’m a plant rescuer, and buy plants that are about to be thrown away from garden centers, or get plants for free from people who no longer want them. Then, I try to landscape my yard with the resulting mish mash! These gardens were inspirational! So perfect! I needed more time! But there was none. Back to the bus. We drove by Loch Lomand, but didn’t even get to stop for pictures! Trying to take them from the bus is so hard because of the glare. You have to put the camera right up to the glass, which means no glare, but not the angle you want. #firstworldproblems

I’m pretty sure this is a species of passion flower- my favorite flower!! But not the same species from the states.

Then we drove by Loch Long, and through an amazing little valley of sorts! We got to stop at a little area that was quite beautiful. Argyll Forest Park. 10 minutes? How am I supposed to enjoy the scenery, try to come up with at least one decent picture, explore the little wild plants, and search for wee (that’s twice!) bugs in 10 minutes? Sigh. Also, it looked like a perfect place to have a picnic! But something tells me I’m the only person who packed my own groceries…

This stone says “Rest and Be Thankful”. It was put here by the soldiers who built the road in the mid 1700s! And very true words…

We approached the little white village of Inveraray. Apparently, in the late 1700s, the castle owner wanted the peasants off his grounds so he could expand his gardens (and probably not have to look at all the poor, lowly folk!). So he built them this entire village with every building they needed. The ultimate wealthy person version of “Hey you, kids! Get off my lawn!” #brianshero The driver said we’d have a good view of the castle to the right of the bus. Hey! I on the right! I pressed the phone to the window and started snapping. Then, we drove to the castle, just for a couple of pics. My lord, this thing looked right outta Disney! There was a tour! But no time. I cursed under my breath while we were dropped off in the village for an hour and a half lunch break. Lunch?! But there’s a CASTLE over there! Sigh. I found myself a nice bench on the edge of Loch Fyne, which is a SALTWATER loch, interestingly enough! I didn’t know lochs could be saltwater- it opens right to the ocean. Made myself a peanut butter and banana sandwich, ate some cheese crackers, and had a cookie- all with a better view than anyone who was sitting in a restaurant. Perfect. Then, walked around town.

This is that bridge we drove over where we had the 3.5 second glimpse of the castle!

After town, I decided to walk along the road back to the bridge where we had that first view of the castle. A little sketchy with all the traffic, but I lived. There were some cool birds! Got some nice shots and headed back to the village.

Oystercatcher- I recognize this from Iceland!

Um, why wasn’t I IN that castle?? #bustour

Back on the bus (which after missing the chance to go in that castle, will now be referred to as the sheep wagon!), and off to the next stop- Kilmartin. This was actually kinda two stops in the same area. First, the prehistoric Stone-Henge-esque area. This place dates back about 5000 years ago! It had been covered by a thick layer of peat. When that was removed, the standing stones and burial mounds were found below. Amazing! I’ve done a bit of independent research, and can’t find any firm decision on what they may have been used for. The guide said something about lining up with the solstice, but I can’t find any information on that. What is interesting are those “bowls” carved into the left side. This is called cup and ring, and is found in many places like this, but no one has any idea what the meaning is…I find that so fascinating. It must have had some major importance to them, but now it’s lost forever… Then, we went to some of the burial mounds. Very interesting stuff! What wasn’t so interesting was how people were behaving. There was one burial tomb that you could “lay” in to get a photo. Yeah, I don’t consider desecrating the burial sites of ancient people a “photo op”. I consider it to be disrespectful of the people, the place, and the history. This isn’t an amusement park. Wasn’t a fan of that…

Burial chamber. You can either a) stand there and contemplate what life was like 5000 years ago in this place or b) lay inside like an idiot tourist and have someone take your picture. Oy.

When we were done walking through the fields of history (where sheep now graze!), we headed to Kilmartin village. We had 30 minutes. Decisions, decisions…

Mary with a car would have done everything. Mary with 30 minutes chose the historic gravestones. Ooooooo….good choice!! So there’s a really cool “old” church. Old is in quotes, because this really is the new one. It was opened in 1835, but this site has had churches on it since the 900s!! And the really awesome cemetery outside of the church proves it. Gravestones are there from the 900s!! Let that sink in for a minute! The really old stones have been brought inside of the church to be protected from the elements. And honestly, compared to the stones from the 1800s that are in the cemetery, these are in excellent condition even though they are 900 years older! And they were only brought inside in 1977! Amazing!

This one is from 900. Beautiful Celtic design.

This one is from 1200.

There was more to see outside in the cemetery! A building had been built to protect several large stones. These were medieval slabs that would cover a grave, rather than stand upright like the ones inside the church. They range from the 1200s to the 1700s. Designs include things like swords, hunting, and creatures like lions and unicorns to symbolize royalty. Just so fascinating!

These are the oldest, from the 1200s.

I then went out into the main cemetery. There was such an air of history in the place- looking out over the fields toward the 5000 year old stones and burial chambers, to this more familiar type of burial area that dated back “only” 1000 years. Who knows what is under all of that ground?

The skull and crossbones design on these slabs was really interesting!

Next stop, the Isle of Seil. We were coming here to see a bridge. And not just any bridge- the Clachan bridge. It was built in 1792, and is the oldest bridge built over the Atlantic Ocean! Now, obviously you aren’t driving from here to New York or anything, but this is an island. And the flow of water that looks like a river between the mainland and the island is the Atlantic Ocean. It’s a beautiful bridge, and on one side a fairly rare purple flower called the Fairy Foxglove (Erinus alpinus) grows.

That’s not the only thing interesting about this little island! I’m still learning about Scottish history…but there was a Jacobite uprising in 1745, and the wearing of the kilt was banned! When the men would come back to the island, this little building is where they would remove their trousers (NOT pants!!) and put on the forbidden kilt….  History. It’s awesome.

And that was the end of our tour for the day! Last stop would be the town of Oban (pronounced Obin), where we would be staying for the night. You had options to book your own accommodations with this tour, or have them included. Seriously, I have enough to do, so I just made it easy on myself and included them. I figured some little hostel kind of situation or something. People were getting dropped off at a lot of different places around town. Imagine my surprise when we pulled up to an ocean front GORGEOUS stately bed and breakfast named the Corriemar House and my name was called!! YIPPEE!! Oh, it’s so beautiful and antiquey inside!! I had a huge, beautiful room with a bathroom (they call that “en suite”). I’m feeling mighty spoiled by Scotland….

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Day 3: A Muggle’s Journey through the Scottish Highlands!

Day 3: A Muggle’s Journey through the Scottish Highlands!

 

I slept so well! Woke up to a beautiful sunny morning. Did some work and blogging and headed down for breakfast at 7:45 when it opened. I can’t recall ever having stayed in a true bed and breakfast (I travel on the cheap!), so it was a treat. I got to choose from a menu when I checked in. Haggis was on there… I want to try it, but maybe not first thing in the morning before a winding bus ride! I had chosen a fish cake, and man I chose right! It was like a fat crab cake, with something creamy and delicious inside. I could have eaten 3 of them! Honestly, at this point, I could eat anything that didn’t involve peanut butter and bread….

Sheep wagon picked us up at 8:45. First stop, the Falls of Lora with these crazy whirlpools. The falls are underneath a really cool bridge, but it isn’t a waterfall like you’re thinking. These are tidal falls (I’d never heard of such a thing!). During the spring tides twice a month (full and new moon- the highest high and lowest low tides), the falls turn into amazing white water rapids when the outgoing tide causes the water level in the ocean to be lower than that in Loch Etive. So interesting!

Look at those crazy currents!

As we drove through the stunning scenery of the highlands, the guide told us the story of the Glencoe Massacre, and for someone who loves history (like myself), it was fascinating! So good, (and so important to this area), that I’ll share the basics with you. Rarely do I get all history teacher mode on the blog, but this is too good to pass up!! See, it all starts with religion (love and peace, you know!). It’s the late 1600s, Protestantism had already usurped Catholicism in this area. But a new king came to power- James VII of Scotland and II of England. He was Catholic (cue dramatic music). His daughter, Mary, was a Protestant (who was married to another Protestant- Prince William of Orange) and next in line to the throne. So the people put up with James’ hail Mary’s and holy water. Except James ended up having another child- a son! So, by way of possessing a penis, this new child bumped Mary to second in line.  TWO Catholic king’s in a row?? Oh hell no! James was getting a little more heavy handed with the people. That, and his Catholicism, were getting on some powerful people’s last nerve, so they decided to invite Mary and William to take the throne of England and Scotland. Mary and William quickly RSVPed for that party, and were crowned. Of course, James wasn’t invited to this party and was so miffed he took his toys and went to France- where he plotted against Mary and William, but was defeated. Now William, being the king by virtue of his wife being the queen, wanted loyalty. Especially because he was in a ruckus with MY king, the Sun King, Louis XIV of France (cue angels singing). #frenchhistoryteacher Tiny problem…a lot of Scottish clan chiefs in the highlands still supported James (this is where the term Jacobite comes from- those who supported James as rightful king). Not acceptable!! William demanded in late 1691 that they sign an oath of loyalty to him. And it had to be signed by January 1, 1692. Ok. Let’s piece a couple of things together here…the clans live in the HIGHlands. Guess what? It’s up north and has a lot of mountains. All of this is going down in the winter of 1691. Mail getting into the highlands to announce this demand was late arriving to Alasdair MacDonald- leader of the MacDonald clan of Glencoe (a clan not exactly loved by their neighboring clans- especially the Campbell clan- because of their tendency to pillage, raid, and steal cattle. Remember that).

So Alasdair MacDonald sets off for the nearest town to take his oath of allegiance to King William. The winter was HORRIBLE. Travel was slow and difficult. He finally arrives in Fort William (after the January 1 deadline), and was told, “Yeah, sorry. You have to take an oath in front of a sheriff, and he’s in Inveraray (where I saw that awesome castle yesterday).” You can imagine MacDonald’s response to this- Inveraray was not only 60 miles away in awful winter conditions (Ryan Air hadn’t been invented yet), but was home to some of his most favorite people to pillage and steal cows from- the Campbell clan! He was pretty sure he’d be arrested on the spot if he showed up there. But if he didn’t swear loyalty to the king, his clan would be destroyed. Decisions, decisions! He set off for Inveraray… Where he was promptly detained by the Campbell’s and put in jail until the sheriff arrived. By this time, MacDonald was a few days past William’s deadline. He pled with the sheriff to accept the late oath. He did, and released MacDonald.

The oath was sent to Edinburgh, and promptly stamped as DENIED by the head dude there. A dude who just so happened to not be a fan of the MacDonald’s, and saw this as an excellent opportunity to express that disdain. With the oath being denied, destruction of the MacDonald clan was ordered. Three regimens of soldiers (two of which were made up of Campbells) were sent to carry out the orders of “cut off root and branch” and “to put all to the sword under seventy”- in other words, destroy them completely. Two of the regimens said the weather was so bad, they couldn’t get there (it is thought that they did this to keep from participating in the massacre). The other regimen, led by Robert Campbell, knocked on Alasdair MacDonald’s door and asked for “Highland Hospitality”. Now remember, the Campbell’s and MacDonald’s were enemies. But Highland Hospitality overrode such petty personal issues. This was a harsh land. And if someone was in trouble, there was an understanding between all of the clans- friends or foes- that you took in your fellow man. It was a code that no respectable clan would ever even consider breaking- no matter the issues between them. So the MacDonald’s let the Campbell’s in. You’re probably expecting an immediate slaughter. You’re wrong. The MacDonald’s and Campbell’s lived together for 12 days. Eating, talking, laughing. And on February 13, as a horrible blizzard raged outside, the Campbell’s began the massacre- killing 38 MacDonald’s in cold blood. Dozens more escaped the slaughter (possibly having been alerted by sympathetic Campbell’s), only to die of exposure in the relentless blizzard.

The nation was outraged by the massacre. But all that happened is that the dude in Edinburgh, who denied the oath because he had it out for the MacDonald’s, resigned. The event was forgotten. But not by the MacDonald’s. Some businesses in Glen Coe, some 300 years later, still have signs…”NO CAMPBELL’S”.

We listened to this tale (I conducted some independent research to verify facts!) while we drove through gorgeous landscapes of lochs and brilliantly green covered mountains. We kinda got to see Castle Stalker at 60kph from the window… The original castle was built in 1320. The present day castle is much younger, having been built in the 1440s 😲! We were in Campbell country- and they actually lived in the castle from the 1620’s until the roof caved in in the 1840s. It’s been restored, and is probably best known (although not by me because I hate that kind of humor) as the Castle of Argggggggggggghhhhhhhhh in Monty Python and the Holy Grail.

As we wound our way through the glen (a narrow valley with high mountains on either side), my muggle eyes fell upon the first of the day’s Harry Potter adventures….THE FORBIDDEN FOREST!! This is where it was filmed, and Hagrid’s Hut was built there- although it sits in London these days (damn England- they take ALL the good stuff!!). This shot was taken from the bus window. Sigh.

Next, we stopped at the visitor center and told this was a 5 minute restroom break- we had things to do. I got out and it was AWESOME!! Informational signs (learning! 😍), trails…um, heaven. But oh no, pee and get back on the bus. I did as I was told. No one else did, and I sat on the bus for about 15 minutes waiting for those yahoos! And because of that, we only got 15 minutes at our next stop instead of 30. I swear, I’m about to start a clan uprising between the Middlebrook clan (party of 1) and the rest of the bus! We pulled into Glencoe- MacDonald territory- and my, but it was GORGEOUS!! Trails, little waterfalls spilling off the mountains! And I got to spend 15 minutes mulling around the parking lot. Kill me.

Why the rush? For some optional whiskey distillery tour that started at some certain time. I hate whiskey and whiskey hates me. It’s a mutual hate-hate relationship. (I hate wine, too, which goes over GREAT in France….) Plus, I’m not sure I’d get a lot of student enrollments for “Whiskey Making 101”. So I opted out of this tour. You know I really don’t want to do a tour when the other option is “Spend 2 hours in Fort William for lunch!”. Sigh. Fortunately, our awesome driver/guide James got back on the bus after getting the whiskey folks checked in and said, “Do you guys want to just go into town now, or go to a castle?”. I think I almost flew out of my seat in the urgency to flail my arms and scream “CASTLE!!!” before the other clans even had a chance to dare speak “town”!! Dear guide, ALWAYS castle. Love, Mary. Oh, and what an awesome castle it was! Castle ruins, more appropriately. This was Inverlochy Castle- built in, get this, 1280!!!!!!!! My house is in ruins and it was built in 1960. #justsaying  We got to wander around for free and explore the grounds. It’s just so amazing to think about the people who lived here, who walked in the places where I was walking. How completely different their life was. How neither of us could even fathom how 800 years, a blip in geologic time, is such a different world in human years… And what was really interesting is that the guy that owned this castle and Robert the Bruce (of Braveheart fame) were enemies. In 1306, Robert the Bruce murdered the castle owner and took Inverlochy for his own…and basically abandoned it. And here it still stands today.

Awesome graveyard across from the castle, complete with waterfall in the background!

All too soon it was time to go to Fort William. I have nothing against towns. But can’t we spend 20 minutes in town and an hour and a half somewhere INTERESTING instead of the other way around every day?! Ain’t nobody on this bus going to die if they miss a meal. #mainlyamericans I wandered slow.ly. down the high street. I found a little museum and spent some time in there looking at things. I sat outside in a little square and had a picnic. I found myself completely alone inside of a church. When all of those things still left me with about an hour to spare, I, out of complete desperation, went into souvenir shops and….browsed <shudder>. Finally, I found a chap that looked like a rather interesting conversationalist. Sat down and chatted with him for about 30 minutes.

My new bestie.

When we boarded the sheep wagon, and I heard the Harry Potter theme song. Of course, I immediately checked my phone, because that is the ringtone telling me I have school email to attend to (my school is the school that Harry Potter Genetics built! 🙂 ). Huh. I didn’t have email. Then I realized the theme was continuing. The driver was playing it, because next stop…THE HOGWART’S EXPRESS!!!!!!! 🚂 We were about to board the Jacobite train, the very train that was used as the Hogwart’s Express in the movie. Remember this scene in the movie??

Yeah- I was going to be riding on THAT train, on THOSE tracks, over THAT bridge, and by THAT loch!! EEEEEEE! I got my seat next to a window, put my stuff down, and ran out to take pictures before we left. I even got to go in the engine car and sit in the driver’s seat and meet Charlie, the engineer!!! To say I was a wee (got it!) emotional would be an understatement…Soon it was time to be seated and begin the 84 mile journey to Hogwart’s Mallaig. The little cart came by and I got a chocolate frog (didn’t even blink at the $5.35 pricetag….). I so wish I had taken a video of it! Because as soon as I tried to take a bite, he jumped on to the window!! It was crazy!! 🐸 Um, as gorgeous as everything was, you would literally think you had left the muggle world and entered into some magical wizarding realm. Of course, trying to get pics while the train was moving and trees were in the way was a feat of magic in and of itself! Word to the wise- if you are riding this train and leaving from Fort William- SIT ON THE LEFT!!! All of the good stuff is ON THE LEFT. Where was I? On the right. But I managed a few good shots along the way!

That tall peak is Ben Nevis- the tallest peak in Great Britain!

YES! That is THAT bridge! EEEEEEEE!!!!!!!

Bet ya can’t guess what that island is?? It’s where they filmed Dumbledore’s final resting place!! #spoileralert

I can’t even believe I got this shot. Right place, right time, fast on the button!

I seriously had SO MUCH FUN on the train! It was like someone used a time-turner and fast forwarded us. The 2 hours was over in an instant. And now, here we were in the ocean port town of Mallaig. The conductor said there was a Harry Potter shop down the street. Oh, but what a Harry Potter shop! It was like I had wandered down Diagon Alley! Such a fun and fantastic little place with all of the right touches.

The front “Dumble”door!

Firebolt!

The rest of the town was ok. Seriously, after 16 days or so in Europe, it was time for real food. So I splurged on fish and chips. Not the most flavorful food in the world, but it was hot protein, and that was good enough for me! Next up was to put the bus on a ferry and head over to the Isle of Skye…

By now, it was late. 8pm. We had been on the go for about 12 hours. Got dropped off at my bed and breakfast for the night- Rainbow View in the lovely little seaside town of Kyleakin- with an ocean view to boot! Had a nice chat with Jana, one of the owners, took a shower, and fell in bed too exhausted to even blog or work! I had taken a bus, a train, and a ferry today, and seen some of the loveliest land you can imagine under blue, sunny skies. I needed to rest up for tomorrow’s exploration of the Isle of Skye…

Day 4: The Isle of (Gray) Skye

Day 4: The Isle of (Gray) Skye

 

DISCLAIMER: Ok, I know a lot of people have really been looking forward to reading about my experiences in the Isle of Skye. This journal might be a little disappointing, because I don’t think I was able to really get a true feeling for the island. Apologies to all of you Skye fans out there!!

UPDATE: What I thought was just typical Scottish weather was actually Storm Hector– the first named summer storm of the season! I’m trying to locate a “I survived Storm Hector” t-shirt. 😜

I woke up, did a little work and blogging, and went in to breakfast at 8:15. The night before I had requested salmon and eggs. Um, I sure as hell was not expecting this culinary masterpiece!!

A feast for the eyes and the mouth!

Seriously, I was in shock just from the presentation. I’m not used to such fancy food!! And oh my god, it tasted DIVINE!! Seriously. Everything. The eggs, the salmon, the bread the eggs were on, the cucumber garnish with the AMAZING sauce, the tomatoes… I’m going to be dreaming about that meal a lot over the next 2 months, as I eat PB & J…. HUGE shout out to Rainbow View Bed & Breakfast! But even without this wonderful food, breakfast would have still been enjoyable! I got to chat with Jana, and she is just a lot of fun. We talked about all kinds of things- tourists, travel, etc… When I was finished, she said, “You are really nice.” I chimed in, “For an American!”. She said, “I wasn’t going to say anything…but….” 😉  I live for that shit. 🙂

Got on the sheep wagon at 8:50. Now, I have to say this. There are like 40 of us on this bus. Accommodations in any village in Scotland are tough to come by because there are SO many tourists here. And it’s not like there’s some Hilton in every town with 500 rooms. So we don’t all stay at one place. We get spread out all over in 8+ different guest houses each night. Ok. The scene has been set. Now, I step on the bus and immediately proclaim to the driver, “Best. B & B. EVER!!”. Apparently, not everyone had such a wonderful experience. Guesthouses in Skye are particularly hard to come by, and the company was having to put people in all kinds of places- some that they had never previously used. And apparently not everyone was as ecstatic with their room as I was… So I got on a bus where a lot of people were complaining and the driver was trying to apologize and reassure them. This went on for several minutes, and it was enough for me. I just piped up and said, “Whatever happened last night is over. We have a beautiful day ahead of us! Let’s focus on that instead.” A few people cheered. Then everyone went back to complaining. Sigh. #americans

Now, there was one thing to complain about. The weather. Which you may have guessed from the title of this blog. Yesterday was FANTASTIC! Sunny….warm….no wind…the first time I’ve worn a short sleeve shirt in 2.5 weeks!! Woke up this morning to cold, drizzly, gray skies. I dressed appropriately in wool tights under water resistant TROUSERS (not pants! 😁), a thermal top, my rainjacket, and my waterproof walking shoes. As we drove across the island, I could pretty much only see two things- a raindrop covered window that was hard to see out of, and scenery covered in a blanket of gray mist. Scottish weather, to be certain, but not really what you want to see when you’re visiting what so many people have told you is the most beautiful part of Scotland!!

We saw a weird rock formation in the distance, called the Old Man of Storr, and were told a story….There was a married couple, who used to walk to this mountain every day. Years later, the wife passed away, and the husband would still walk their path each day, thinking about and missing his wife. One day, he sat on the mountain, and said out loud that he wished he could just be here forever. The fairy king overheard him and granted his wish….by turning him into stone. After that story, I was silently praying to the fairy king for good weather!!

Next stop was another formation, but this one was a cliff. It’s called Kilt Rock, because the folds in the rock resemble the folds in a kilt. there was a very misty waterfall coming down from it, but you couldn’t really see it well from our angle. That, plus the fact that drizzle had turned to rain, got everyone back on the bus in record time. Taking pictures in the rain is no fun.

You can see the waterfall kinda, if you look about 1/3 of the way from the left of the picture.

Next we went to what was probably my favorite spot of the day- The Quiraing. The scenery is out of this world- literally, it looks like an alien landscape! We had 30 minutes here to hike around, but the weather was dreadful. Wind, rain. Ugh. I did hike for about 20 minutes, trying to get away from the people, trying to get them out of my shots, and trying to enjoy what I was seeing without thinking about the cold. Taking pictures was so difficult. As soon as I’d lift the camera, the lens would be pelted from sideways rain that seemed to come from every direction within seconds. I got as many pictures as I could, and then retreated to the bus.

Ok, I seriously do not feel like I am doing this place justice. Because frankly, the wet and cold was just miserable and made it hard to see and enjoy anything that was happening. It was so bad at some places, that the driver would pull the bus over, tell us about a place, give us 10 minutes to get out and take pictures, and no one would move. It was that bad out. But he did tell us a story that I feel imparts the beauty of the Isle of Skye, so i want to share it with you…

The MacLeod clan ruled over the Isle of Skye. Highlanders were looked upon as a little backwards by the rest of the Scots. Everyone, even other highlanders, looked upon the people of Skye as especially backwards. So, there was definitely a “hierarchy” there! All of the clans went to King James IV’s palace in Edinburgh for a meeting. When they walked in, all of the candles were lit in the palace. King James said to the leader of the MacLeod clan, “I bet you’ve never seen candles burn so brightly in Skye.” The other highlanders agreed with their king, ribbing poor MacLeod who ignored it. When they entered the dining room, King James said, “I bet you’ve never seen a ceiling painted so beautifully in Skye.” The same thing happened- ribbing, and MacLeod ignored it again. A feast was brought out, and James once again tried to make MacLeod ashamed that there was nothing this good in Skye. Finally, MacLeod had had enough. He invited the king to come visit him in Skye. The king agreed, and arrived a few weeks later. At midnight, MacLeod took the king on a walk. They arrived to a hill, and were immediately surrounded by 500 of MacLeod’s best men, holding lit torches. MacLeod asked James if he’d ever seen anything burn so brightly. James said he hadn’t. MacLeod then told James to look up at the starry sky- had he ever seen a ceiling so beautiful? James said he hadn’t. A feast was then brought out to them- all of the wonderful things the people could hunt or grow on the Isle of Skye. Plate after plate of amazing food. James understood the point, and declared the Isle of Skye to be his most favorite place in the world.

Next, we stopped off at a museum of sorts- which seemed literally way out in the middle of no where! This was the Skye Museum of Island Life. About $4 to get in. The weather was still a nightmare, and this was an outdoor museum where you went from building to building, learning about how the people of this island survived in the 1700s-1900s. The houses are called Crofter Cottages, and were built from the scarce local materials of rock and thatch. Each building had a theme- the Croft House, where people lived until I think it was the 1950s (maybe 1930s), the smithy, the barn, a weaver’s cottage, etc… And in each building there would be artifacts from that time period. And there were a LOT of artifacts! It was really interesting, but I couldn’t help but be worried what the weather would be like when I would have to step back out into it. It was getting worse and worse… After the museum, we drove to the nearby cemetery. Alexander McQueen of fashion fame is buried here. And there’s a monument to a lady named Flora MacDonald. I don’t have all of the history on her, so you’ll have to google it if you’re interested, but she is considered to be a hero in Scotland- mainly for helping Bonnie Prince Charlie escape the island by dressing him as her female servant. Seriously, the driver stopped the bus and ONE person braved the elements for a picture. That one person was not me!

From there, we went to the town of Portree for lunch. This is the largest town on the Island, and is the capital. It has about 2,000 people. 🙂  We didn’t get there until almost 2:30, and apparently they roll up the sidewalks at 2. Normally, I sit in some interesting area outside and make myself a picnic during our lunch stops. That was not an option today. It was raining and windy, so I asked the other 2 solo girls if they would like to have lunch with me. They agreed. We went to Cafe Arriba and there was a line literally out of the door. We waited about 40 minutes to be seated. The waiters were trying to get everyone seated as quickly as possible, and started asking if people minded sharing tables. Everyone agreed except one couple. Guess what nationality?? #americans  Do you see why I am always so damn happy when someone identifies me as not acting like an American?? We seriously have a pretty craptastic reputation overseas, and I have witnessed first hand many, MANY times just why that is. Spoiler alert: We are not the most powerful people in the world, people do not worship us, and our shit does stink. #yourewelcome  Finally got a seat, and I ordered the most amazing venison stew with potatoes and bread. It took over 30 minutes to get it. So totally hit the spot, though,  on this nasty weather day. Comfort food at its finest! Time to get back to the bus was quickly running out, and I wanted to get pictures of the cute little Portree harbor! So I wolfed down my deer, bundled up against the elements, and walked very quickly down the street to snap a couple of shots, then even quicker to the bus pick up point for shelter. The fairy king must not be pleased with me, since he’s not answering my prayer. Of course, if the weather had cleared, it would obviously be because fairy kings exist and answer lowly human’s wishes! But since he didn’t, we’ll just chalk it up to, “Fairy kings work in mysterious ways”. 😉

The order of things gets a little messed up here, because I didn’t get out and take photos at all of the stops. But here are the things I know we did….we stopped at the Sligachan Bridge. Like many things in Skye, this place is enchanted. If you dip your face in the water for 7 seconds, you’ll have eternal beauty!! A lot of people on the bus did this. A lot of people on the bus needed this. I deemed myself cute enough as it is, and skipped it. 😜

Then, we passed a RAGING waterfall! It was gorgeous! And the funny thing is that the driver said we had passed this on the way in this morning and it was a trickle. All of the rain throughout the day turned it into a spectacular sight! So spectacular, that I got my butt out of my seat to go take a picture. The rain was pelting the camera so hard though, that it was impossible, and I retreated.

Ok- last stop of the day!! Dun Beag Broch. A broch is a tower of sorts, built in a strategic location (like on a hilltop as this one is). When was this built, you ask? Well, let me tell you. ABOUT 2000-2500 YEARS AGO!!!!!! I got all US Postal service when I heard that… “Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom of night stays these couriers from the swift completion of their appointed rounds”  My “rounds” was to see some ancient history!! To do this, we had to hike up a hill in gale force winds with rain pounding us…and try to avoid very wet sheep landmines that were EVERYWHERE… You have no idea how long it took me to get each of these pictures. Multiple, multiple, MULTIPLE shots, constantly having to wipe the lens and snap fast before it was covered in drops again.

Got to the top, and the view was spectacular! But so was the wind. It was literally hard to walk against, and I was afraid of getting blown over. I’m not kidding. There was no protection up on top of that hill… But once up there, you could see inside of the broch. It’s thought that these were fairly tall towers, about 10 m (30ish feet), and used as lookouts, defense, and maybe even status symbols. One hypothesis, due to how where they are located, is that they may have been a type of communication system, warning of impending danger. Remember in Lord of the Rings, how the fires were lit in the beacons of Gondor, one after another, to warn of the impending attack? Yeah, like that. And the really cool thing- they are only found in Scotland!! PS: I am NOT a movie person. Literally, the only movies I like that were made in 21st century are Harry Potter and Lord of the Rings. And Scotland has given me BOTH of them in the last two days!! No more movie references, I promise. Unless I’m in Austria- you’ll be bombarded with The Sound of Music. 😉

I was super glad that I went and saw this. Such history. So many questions that will never be answered… Bus took us back to our guest houses. I was bone cold. This is what I call it when I can literally feel the cold inside of my bones, and the only way for me to get warm is a super hot shower. I peeled my clothes off, and the top of me was dry underneath my raincoat. But I was soaked through my water resistant TROUSERS, wool leggings, and even my pants (using the Scottish term, here!). I fell into bed, exhausted. And feeling like something was seriously missing from my Isle of Skye experience. Maybe it was just because I was miserable being cold and wet all day. Maybe it was because I could barely see anything. Whatever it is, I am convinced that it was a “me” issue and not an Isle of Skye issue!! I’ll have to come back some day when the weather is better, and give this place another chance!

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Day 5: Castles and Nessie and Coos, Oh My!

Day 5: Castles and Nessie and Coos, Oh My!

 

Woke up and looked out the window. Wind, rain, gray. Oh, how I wanted to just crawl back into bed for the day and hitchhike back to Edinburgh! But that was just a passing thought…I headed off to the kitchen to another INSANELY beautiful and tasty meal! Can you even believe this?? Smoked herring, prawns, and eggs that I learned are from the chickens in the garden. More wonderful conversation with Jana. I gave her a hug before I left. She is such a warm and fun person! I’ll miss her (and the food!!).
It was time to board the sheep wagon and leave the Isle of Skye behind us. I was still feeling like I “missed” something, but no time to dwell on it- there was a full day of adventures ahead!! I was not looking forward to the ferry ride across. The water I could see from my room was so choppy. Puking would not be the way to start out a brand new day! To my surprise, we didn’t have to take the ferry. There was a perfectly civilized bridge that took us back to the mainland. 🙂 As we drove, the weather deteriorated to the point that it made yesterday look like a freaking picnic. Wind was whipping trees something fierce. Rain, rain, rain. We passed GORGEOUS mountains on both sides of us, and I am not even kidding you, they were streaked like marble with hundreds of waterfalls. Yes, HUNDREDS. Had I had a car, it would have taken me all day just to get down this road with all of the stopping for pictures! But alas, the bus windows were covered in raindrops and fog, so I just have my memories.

All of a sudden, the bus swerves on the narrow, two lane road and brakes fast! People gasped. The guy in the front seat who didn’t have his seatbelt on, fell in the aisle. The driver pulled over and jumped out. It all happened so fast, that no one really knew exactly what happened. The driver came back and explained. So a tourist had pulled over on the left side to presumably take pictures of all of the insane waterfalls pouring off the mountains. When he opened his car door to get out, the wind caught it. He was not far enough off of the road, and the door flew open right into our lane! The driver had to swerve to miss it, but also swerve because there was an oncoming car in the other lane (that I did see as it happened). How the driver maneuvered that huge bus in the pouring rain on that narrow road and managed to not hit either obstacle is a testament to this guy. He is just awesome! We all clapped. 🙂

As we drove, the driver told us about some of the animals that can be found in the woods here. And then he told us the national animal of Scotland. I never in ten zillion years would have guessed….UNICORN!!!! Oh my god, Scotland,  how awesome can you be? Seriously?! The story we were told is that the unicorn was chosen, because it was the only beast capable of defeating a lion (the animal on the coat of arms of England). I haven’t found verification for that, but it sounds good, so I’ll believe it until I’m corrected. 🙂

First stop, Eilean Donan castle. The word castle always gets me excited, because there’s history to be seen and learned! Got off the bus and walked right what growing up in Texas I would have called a tropical storm. At this point in my travels, I still didn’t realize that this awful weather was being caused by Storm Hector- the first named storm of the summer. The wind was gale force. The rain was every direction (I think even upside down!). I quickly made my way to the ticket counter, and asked the lady if there was someone working there named Rosie Cheeks that was on some of the Scotland facebook groups. She looked puzzled for a moment (and I admit, I felt weird asking!), and said, “Oh! She works in the gift shop!”. More on that later…. I went outside and played “race the raindrops” to try to snap pictures of this stunning castle before the lens was covered. The wind was CRAZY. The castle was….STUNNING! I couldn’t wait to get inside!! (And not just because of the weather!)

I walked into the first room and starting snapping pictures of all of the signs so I could go back and read later. Here are the basics: The original castle was built in 1200s, changing shape and size over the centuries as remodels took place. It played a role as a Jacobite stronghold in the 1600s and 1700s, and was eventually practically completely (that’s a lot of -ly words!) destroyed. It was abandoned for about 200 years, until it was purchased in 1911 and restored. This is not a Scottish government owned site. It is family owned. Which I find fascinating, and if it was mine I’d kick all these hordes of tourists out and have the most awesome AirBNB known to man kind!!!!!!!!! Of course, I’m selfish like that. 😉

After that first room, I went outside of the castle. Holy hurricane, batman!! The storm had worsened substantially in like 10 minutes!! I ran to a little area to get shelter. You could hear the wind howling (screaming) around the walls and people were running and fighting umbrellas- Hector was making himself known!

Here you can see the rain coming down hard.

I made my way into the main castle. Jaw. Dropped. Now THIS is a castle!!! It was so magnificent, so stately, so imposing, so medieval, yet….so homey. Sorry Windsor, prior to today you were my favorite castle. Eilean Donan just dropped you to #2, because you are gorgeous, but a bit pompous as well! 🙂 There was only one bad thing about this castle- NO PICTURES WERE ALLOWED INSIDE!!! Please, please, please go here and look at some pictures. Simply perfect. At this point, I knew I would kick all of the tourist hordes out if I owned it, but not so sure I’d even share it with AirBNBers!! This was a castle for LIVING! And the family that owns it does have private apartments that they come and stay in on occasion. They have also put a lot of their own items on display, which makes it even more homey. I was in love. 😍

Now, the driver told us to open all of the cupboards and such. Admittedly, I felt like I was “that” American, opening every door and drawer! Sometimes, I’d find a pile of spare light bulbs or whatever. But I opened one closet, and there was A SKELETON IN IT! I screamed out loud like a complete idiot, quickly looked around to see who saw/heard me,  and thoroughly embarrassed myself for about 2 seconds. Quick recovery, and was so glad to have found that little hidden gem! Look for it. 🙂

This castle is really well done. I love all of the attention to detail. It’s beautiful. At one point, I just stood by the window, looking out on to the misty loch and listening to the wind howl. I tried to imagine what it would be like in here 300 years ago… I finished my little tour of the castle, and headed back outside, where Storm Hector was all to happy to greet me with pelting rain and driving wind! The driver told us to pick up 3 stones and bring them back to the bus. I did. Then, I went into the souvenior shop. I was looking for Rosie Cheeks from Facebook, but wanted to look at employee name tags first and see if one said “Rosie” or something similar on it before I asked. I walked by the cashier and the lady said, “Mary?”. Holy smokes, SHE RECOGNIZED ME!! We have never met, said like 3 sentences on facebook to each other, I never even told her which day exactly I would be there, and she sees like 10 zillion people a day, and SHE RECOGNIZED ME! We had a quick, lovely chat, and I was so happy to have met her. I love little experiences like that. I told the bus driver about it, and he thought it was pretty cool. 🙂

The wind and rain was still at it, and it was time to leave. The driver said to just hold on to our stones, but he wasn’t going to tell us why yet. Then he started telling us about how cairns are made in memory of loved ones passed. And that we were going to go to a cairn field (I can’t remember the name or if it even had one). And if we had lost someone, we could add our stones to a cairn in remembrance. I didn’t have to even think a second about who. My dad. Who took me on my first international trip when I was 16 (to Mexico). Who as an adult, I traveled with in his camper every summer for several years, until age started to get the best of him. He loved to travel, to travel with me. We’d plan those trips for months. Looking at maps (this was in the age before cell phones and google!), trying to figure out scenic routes and camping spots. I lost him a year ago last summer. There’s a lot of back story there that I won’t go into but I will say this- I feel like my dad travels with me every where I go now. That he’s proud that I get out there and see the world, take risks, have adventures, and live the hell out of life. I forgot all about the wind and rain as I wandered through that field to find a cairn that spoke to me. And I left the stones there. My dad, who never went overseas on vacation, just to war, has now been to Scotland.

Next stop, Roderick Mackenzie’s cairn and grave. By this time, the wind had gone from serious knock you off your feet gusts to what I would call “brindy”- a step up from breezy, a step down from windy! Still rainy, though. So who’s Roderick Mackenzie? He helped Bonnie Prince Charles escape the English, because he looked almost like him! MacKenzie was captured while the real prince got away. The English killed the “prince”, and it wasn’t until later that they realized they had been tricked. He’s a Scottish hero.

And now, it was time to head to something that has fascinated me since I was a little girl…LOCH NESS!! I was really excited about this! We pulled into the little town of Drumnadrochit. We had an hour and fifteen minutes for “lunch”. And by now, there was some sun and blue skies peeking through, and “brindy” had been downgraded to “breezy”! First order of business was cash- I had to have it for the cruise and I was cash poor. Had to find a cash machine. I walked to the tourism office and they directed me down the road. WAAAAAAAAAAY down the road, to the co-op store. Walked down there, got my cash, headed back. I knew I didn’t want to eat lunch, I wanted to explore this town that sits on Loch Ness! I walked toward something called Nessieland that looked like it could be kitchy and fun, but then saw the sign for the Loch Ness Centre. Just the way they spell center…centre….makes it seem so much more formal and important! So I went that way. And right there was a pharmacy! I decided that with the choppy waters, motion sickness pills were not a bad way to spend $5… Continued walking and found the center centre. It was like $9 to get in. I had 30 minutes. He said the presentations were about 30 minutes, but I could rush through if I needed. Each room had a little movie that was about 3-4 minutes long, detailing out certain information about the Loch, including the search for Nessie. It was so well done! I hated that I didn’t have enough time!! If you go, you really need about 1-1.25 hours to do it justice. I exited through the gift shop, and there was a cash machine!! ARRRRRRGHHHHHH! Had I not wasted so much time walking all the way to the other side of town, I would have had more time at the center. 🙁

Hey! I’m those things EVERYDAY!! And executioner! 😉

Next, we went to Castle Urquhart. Unlike Eilean Donan, this one is in ruins. But they are gorgeous ruins! The castle was built in the 1200s, and added on to over the centuries. In the 1600s, it was destroyed by England so the Jacobites couldn’t use it for defense. England…you are why we can’t have nice things! 😡 First, we watched a really cool video about the castle, then had about 40 minutes to explore it. Oh man, it was so much fun!! You really had to use your imagination to build the castle in your mind, and imagine life back then. I wonder if they ever saw Nessie??

Great view of the moat

The little sign says “latrine”. You could shoot arrows through the slit, and pee at the same time. Now THAT is efficiency in war!

Soon it was time to head out on to Loch Ness for a cruise. Maybe I’d see Nessie, just like I dreamed about when I was a child and read my Loch Ness Monster book about a zillion times! While we waited in line, two ducks just walked up to me and started quacking. I was in the middle of the line, so it was weird that they approached me of all people. I talked to them a bit, then remembered I had a few crackers in my backpack. I took one out and fed them. When I was done, the guy next to me said, “I videoed the whole thing. Do you want me to send it to you?” HOW NICE WAS THAT??!! And I had zero idea he was doing it.

The lady next to me said, “They’re posing for you!”

Like water off a duck’s back!! I love this shot!

All aboard the Jacobite Queen!! Dear England, You may have won, but everything here is talking about the Jacobites, so did you really? Really?? Love, Mary. We had such a wonderful man telling stories, singing songs, cracking jokes (I think his name was Malcolm) as we cruised out across the world famous Loch Ness. The Loch has 22 square miles of surface area, making it the 2nd largest loch in Scotland. However, it is so deep (755 feet at its deepest point!!), that it is the largest loch by volume in ALL of Britain! And get this- it holds more water than every lake in England and Wales COMBINED!!! Crazy!! No sightings of Nessie, no puking, thanks to the pills, but it really wasn’t bad at all even though it was a bit choppy, and a wonderful experience that really brought out the giddy little girl in me!! Scanning the surface for any little anomaly that might be the elusive Nessie…

The driver had the bus waiting for us when we docked. And he said he had a surprise- we were going to see Highland Coos (cows)!!! I swear, the gasp of excitement that washed through our group was crazy! We had seen castles and history and spectacular scenery over the past few days…but the very mention of Highland Coos sent us into a tizzy!! And then, he showed us this.

Fucking seriously? To say I was disappointed would be a MASSIVE understatement. I looked at him and he could tell. He said, “Are you disappointed?”. I said yes, with a scrunched up face. He said he was sorry. Everyone else looked pretty underwhelmed as well, after he proclaimed this to be modern art. Then he said, “Do you guys want to see some REAL Highland Coos?” We all gasped again. I practically skipped along side of him, and gave him a new joke to add to his bad joke repertoire (which is already quite extensive!). I said he should tell everyone this was MEDIEVAL art, not modern. And then explain that you can tell because it’s wearing CHAIN MAIL!! Buh-dum-dump. 😉 He liked it. And you know what I like? HIGHLAND COOS!!!!! And I hate cows. Like seriously do not like them they scare me. These, I wanted to cuddle, not eat!!

Back on the bus, dreaming of Highland Coos and how to sneak one into my carryon… Next stop, Invermoriston. We got to hike down a beautiful sun-dappled path through a little forest beside a stream, down to a little stone summer house. No idea what this was used for, but it was cute! And the stream was beautiful. It was a nice little nature break kind of away from everyone. I was needing that. After that, got dropped off at the accommodations for the night. The end of a long, eventful day!

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